As if he’d tell a paparazzi! Geez paparaazi guys in Hollywood really do ask celebrities the dumbest questions!
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ONLY CAMERON DIAZ COULD DO A DIKIPEDIA COVER SO WELL
Actress Cameron Diaz covers Australia’s Cleo Magazine. This is the sort of sexy magazine for single ladies in Australia and New Zealand.
I know because I once was a New Zealand Cleo Bachellor of The Year calendar boy. I was Mr February in the Calendar, which I didn’t mind because it was the month of Valentine’s Day and also Waitangi Day, a public holiday in New Zealand.
The photos were ridiculous. Or me in the photos were ridiculous. They shot me in a pool hall. I looked constipated trying to get my sexy on for the Cleo photographers cameras.
Cammie Diaz, though doesn’t have that problem. She’s looking pretty gorgey on this cover. And let’s face it, who else but the There’s Something About Mary star could actually successfully do a cover so gracefully with the word Dikipedia as a cover byline surrounding her A-List mug?
Cammie can. And since when did Australians think that dikipedia was the single dating girl’s guide to a wikipedia. I’m sorry but I have to pop, Australia Cleo Magazine’s bubble here. New Zealanders know how to make love, way better than Aussies do in the main. One can never stereotype, but it’s generally true. Kiwis do!
We also play rugby better than Aussies too. But, those Australians are so creative aren’t they with the invention of a dikipedia dictionary for single ladies?!
KELLY CLARKSON ON: FAT, GAY, SINGLE
While on Tour in Australia, American Idol alumni, Kelly Clarkson, opened up on the Kyle and Jackie O Show about the three words she’s heard a lot of, since her career began. Namely the words, “fat”, “gay”, “single.”
On the word FAT Kelly Clarkson says: Read the rest of this entry »
10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW
There is no hotter show biz trio in movies than Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner, at this minute. In Hollywood, here’s 10 Hot Entertainment News Posts right now here on Horiwood.Com. Enjoy!
1. JOHNNY DEPP COVERS VANITY FAIR
2. CLUTZES WE LOVE: KRISTEN STEWART & ROBBO’S ALMOST KISS TEASE…
3. AMY WINEHOUSE IS MAKING NEW FRIENDS IN ST LUCIA
4. KATE GOSSELIN: A HOT BIKINI BODY AMIDST SHIPWRECKED LOVE
5. OCTO-MOM’S FUTURE HUSBAND AND 13TH CHILD AWAIT HER
6. MEGAN FOX IS FRANK IN BRITISH GQ
7. THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – 6.1.09
8. ZACHARY QUINTO IS BEST BUDS WITH MARIO LOPEZ
9. MEL B IS ONE FIT PEEP SHOW MOMMA!
10. JENNIFER ANISTON STILL LOVES HERSELF A COSMOPOLITAN…
THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – 6.1.09
Star Trek’s Chris Pine and House Bunny star Anna Faris presented High School Musical 3 star Ashley Tisdale with her golden popcorn award here in Tinsel Town. It cracks me up how Ashley won the award with her old nose before she got her nose doctored. But, it’s all about the Gosselin’s family trials and Team Twilight’s achievements at the MTV Movie Awards here in Hollywood.
The Horiwood Top 10 Posts tonight on another record breaking day for entertainment news as voted on by YOU are:
GOLDEN TWILIGHT & NEW MOON NEWS ON HORIWOOD.COM 6.1.09
1. MILEY CYRUS IS #1 TWEEN QUEEN IN NEW POLL
2. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE PARODIES LADY GAGA’S “MEDIOCRE FACE” SONG
3. KATE GOSSELIN: A HOT BIKINI BODY AMIDST SHIPWRECKED LOVE
4. TWEEN CASTING HEATS UP IN HOLLYWOOD AS HAYDEN PANETTIERE VIES FOR A ROLE IN FOOTLOOSE
5. GOSSELIN GOOP: 10 THINGS ABOUT THE JON & KATE PLUS 8 SHOW
6. JON GOSSELIN DISHES ON WIFE KATE’S TUMMY TUCK
8. KIMORA LEE SIMMONS GIVES BIRTH TO A SON
9. MORE JOHNNY MARKOUDAKIS – LADY GAGA’S NEW BEST BOYRRIEND
10. COLUMBINE TRAGEDY IS STILL RESONATING LOUDLY
GOLDEN TWILIGHT & NEW MOON NEWS ON HORIWOOD.COM 6.1.09
It’s been quite a weekend for Twilight and New Moon cast and crew plus fans worldwide here in Hollywood. Team Twilight achieved total domination at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards. All of these young stars have deservedly arrived. Meanwhile… here’s how you’re ranking your Twilight and New Moon News right here on Horiwood.Com. You broke the website’s record today you guys and girls. Thank you. Enjoy your choices!
1. GOLDEN POPCORN PRINCESS & PRINCES OF TINSEL TOWN: KIRSTEN STEWART, TAYLOR LAUTNER & ROBERT PATTINSON
2. THE NEW MOON TRAILER IS SO TAYLOR FIERCE!
3. FIRST NATIONS INDIAN ACTORS IMPROVISE THE BEST: TAYLOR LAUTNER IS DUBBED AN IMRPOV ACTION HERO
4. TAYLOR LAUTNER: 9 EASY STEPS FOR A BEEFCAKE BOY TO MORPH INTO A WOLF
5. GOLDEN POPCORN WINNERS ARE:
6. LIKE MISS TESSA, ALEX MERAZ OF NEW MOON IS AN ARTIST. TALENTED!
7. THE TWEEN LOVE PDA SHOW: TAYLOR LAUTNER & DISNEY’S SELENA GOMEZ
8. NEW MOON GOES THE ALTER-NATIVE CASTING ROUTE
9. QUOTE OF THE DAY – KRISTEN STEWART ON ROBERT PATTINSON
10. NIKKI READ TALKS TAYLOR LAUTNER & NEW MOON
Twilight, New Moon and 2009 MTV Movie Awards are Read the rest of this entry »
THE HORIWOOD TOP 50 – 5.8.09
The top entertainment and celebrity news topics voted by you today on Horiwood.Com are:
THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – WED 5.5.09 PM
Happy Cinco de Mayo day on Horiwood.Com. Here’s how you ranked your top Hollywood Celebrity News and Entertainment News today, right here on Horiwood.Com. Some fiercely eclectic choices, team, to say the least. :)
HIGH RISER: A CASE OF BEAUTY PAGEANT PUPPETRY? KEITH LEWIS VS CARRIE PREJEAN
HORIWOODS TOP 10 POSTS TODAY ARE:
1. SUPERSTAR KATHERINE HEIGL IS GRAY-CIOUS
2. FOR GIRLS ALL OVER THE WORLD, RIHANNA SHOULD BE SEEN TO COOPERATE WITH POLICE
4. TWILIGHT NEWS: TWILIGHT & NEW MOON’S TOP 10 ON HORIWOOD.COM 5.5.09
6. IS LADY GAGA BISEXUAL? HER POKE-HER-FACE ACTION IN PICS!
8.MILES TO GO: MILEY CYRUS GOES JOGGING IN TOLUCA LAKE WITH JUSTIN GATSON
9. MEET DR ALAN HAY – SUSAN BOYLE’S DREAM DATE TO STOP THE SWINE FLU JOKES
10.STEFANI GERMANOTTA – UNDERNEATH LADY GAGA’S PLATINUM WIGS
BONUS POSTS:
11. MARIE OSMOND’S GAY DAUGHTER JESSICA
12. FRIENDS SAY THAT JON GOSSELIN, DAD OF 8, IS NOT A SKANK
13. OPERA EGO – KANYE WEST & AMBER ROSE
14. JENNIFER ANISTON RAKES IN $27 MILLION
15. CHELSEA HANDLER’S BIRTHDAY SUIT HAS ALLURE
16. NESIAN MYSTIK – POLYNESIA’S GREATEST BOY BAND
17. STARS REVIVE THEIR CAREERS IN HAWAII: JULIA ROBERTS DOES A LOHAN IN HER BIKINI
18. ANGELINA JOLIE IS TRIUMPHANT IN SALT!
19. VANESSA HUDGENS & ZAC EFRON WATCHMEN
20. NIA VARDALOS & MY BIG FAT GREEK WEIGHT LOSS
21. DISCO STICK 21! TOP LADY GAGA NEWS ON HORIWOOD.COM
HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 – FRIDAY 5.1.09 PM
Hollywood Entertainment News and top celebrity news was ranked by you all worldwide on Horiwood.Com fiercely today.
HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 TODAY ARE:
HUMOR: PIMP UR SWINE FLU MASK! TOO FUNNY
1. LOL! CATHERINE ZETA JONES AS SUSAN BOYLE
2. iGAGA GIVES iTUNES DOWNLOADS ITS BOOST AS CIARA SHINES
3. AMAZING!!! NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER. MS SUSAN BOYLE
4. MILES TO GO: MILEY CYRUS GOES JOGGING IN TOLUCA LAKE WITH JUSTIN GATSON
6. CHELSEA HANDLER’S BIRTHDAY SUIT HAS ALLURE
7. US WEEKLY MAGAZINE SAYS JON THE DAD OF 8 IS CHEATING ON KATE
8. VANESSA HUDGENS & ZAC EFRON WATCHMEN
9. SALVADOR DALI: THE PERSPECTIVE OF PROPORTION
10.LADY GAGA PUTS THE WORD OUT SHE’S LOOKING FOR A MAN
HIGH RISER 1:TWILIGHT NEWS: TWILIGHT & NEW MOON’S TOP 10 ON HORIWOOD.COM 5.1.09
HIGH RISER 2: LADY GAGA NEWS BOW-QUET: VIVA LA VIDA BABY!
TWILIGHT NEWS: TWILIGHT & NEW MOON’S TOP 10 ON HORIWOOD.COM 5.1.09
It’s May! Here’s how you ranked your Twilight and New Moon favorite hot news picks on Horiwood.Com tonight:
1.ROBERT PATTINSON LEAVES KRISTEN STEWART’S HOUSE BY NIGHTFALL
2. ALEX MERZ IS A HOODIE HOTTIE
3. NEW MOON GOES THE ALTER-NATIVE CASTING ROUTE
4. ALEX MERAZ HAD A BUN IN THE OVEN BEFORE NEW MOON
5. NEW MOON LADS: WHOSE THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL?
6.QUESTION: IS NEW MOON THE NEW GOTHIC WESTERN?
7.TWILIGHT LOVE: KRISTEN STEWART & ROBERT PATTISON, A LEGENDARY HOLLYWOOD PAIRING
8. QUOTE OF THE DAY – KRISTEN STEWART ON ROBERT PATTINSON
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10.NIKKI READ TALKS TAYLOR LAUTNER & NEW MOON
Twilight & New Moon news is brought to you from Courage To Love, a romance novel about forbidden young love by author Robert Ellis and the Spanish Estate of the late artist Salvador Dali. Enjoy your weekend!
LADY GAGA PUTS THE WORD OUT SHE’S LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND
With this quote released to The British Media’s reporters from Stefani Germanotta, it’s clear she’s hankering for a boyfriend.
She’s set up a global competition in the world for some suitable male attention.
Here’s the quote: “Men are a disaster area for me. It’s so weird because I believe I am super sexy. I believe I am incredible, but I have absolutely no luck with boyfriends.”
Now the real issue is: who would be a suitable beau for Lady Gaga?
John Mayer, Kanye West (if he wasn’t with the lovely Amber Rose?), Perez Hilton (if he wasn’t gay would have been perfect!), Michael Phelps? What are your choices?
I say Sebastian Jondeau of France! That would be too hot a Ken and Barbie combo. :) [image source]
SWINE FLU THREAT CHANGES THE FACE OF DATING ROMANCE & NEWLYWED BLISS
Two images of how the threat of swine flu is changing the face of love: Mexican couple on a date, and newlyweds Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag on honeymoon.
QUOTE OF THE DAY – MILEY CYRUS ON DATING
“I refuse to date actors as a rule… They’re too good at lying – it’s their job” – Miley Cyrus tells The Telegraph at the London premiere of Hannah Montana: The Movie.
Incidentally, Miley’s weirdest celebrity crush is for “George Clooney.” Yeah, George is weird and Smilers is an actor herself, so that’s really funny! Justin Gatson is a brave lad, being Miley’s Hollywood +1, but not! jk :)