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Zac Efron gets a new tattoo. Jennifer Aniston covers Australia’s NW Magazine . 5 news posts being shared right now.

1. Why we frame and reframe daily in blogs

2. Albert Einstein and Hebrew Universities going online

3. Te Matarae i Orehu – Maori Poi Dance

4. Queen Noor of Jordan and her non-nuclear documentary

5. Russell Crowe plays cricket in Wellington

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Nice placement. The Estevez-Sheens, Celine Dion and Rene and family and Kate Middleton also appear with Jen on the cover of Hello Canada as she reflects on her life this far.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.9.11~

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Posted by horiwood on March 10, 2011 in Canada, Jennifer Aniston



What friends do for friends… the art of smart water by Jennifer Aniston.

True stars make sure the smartest drinkable water in the world is available to all people on the planet – Horiwood 2010′s.

Jennifer Aniston‘s new promotional video for Smart Water begins with a chubby faced child lip syncing to the song Like a G6. Aniston then appears surrounded by cute ‘golden retriever’ puppies mimicking the UK’s Andrex marketing campaign who employ the same idea for warm fuzzies, brand awareness.

Next, a talking parrot appears. Lol! Then computer generated babies follow who start dirty dancing. Amidst a gazillion Aniston hair flicks, a man appears crying at double rainbows, Aniston comforts him. (That’s too funny!). A ginger haired dude appears, telling Jen he’s been in love with her ‘like forever.’

Kicking him in the groin (Jersey Shore styles) Aniston replies “Sorry… I’ve just been told that’s worth about a 100,000 hits.”

Aniston then dances to Gerry Rafferty’s Baker Street. Perhaps the funniest thing about the video is when Aniston tries to drink seductively from a bottle of smart water. She bursts out laughing instead. It is just water.

Jen’s team of friends then all dance and decide what to call the video. “Jen Aniston’s Sex Tape” is one suggestion. The video ends on that note. “I love it” Aniston humorously says.

My favorite part of the video is that she used the Beaner Kee Kee lip syncing kid. Brills. Perhaps making a reference to how kids are being used as parrots today to lip sync messages, not even meant for kids.

What a video! Aniston can now cover off sex tape in her star template. Albeit in a classy way.

Here on Horiwood.Com we do SMART WATER too, click on Jenn’s pic to make a difference.

For music, like a Kiwi6, click on artist Brooke Fraser‘s pic to hear her pop tune. Cute.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.7.11~



Adam Sandler is well supported in Madrid with two of America’s sweethearts, Jennifer Aniston and Brooklyn Decker, standing beside this power producer of Hollywood entertainment (named 7th highest box office earner across 2010). Sandler and peers appear at the Madrid premiere of their new romantic comedy film, Just Go With It.

Wings, movie trailer below.

[Photograph via Wenn.Com]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 2.22.11~



Hollywood is being ruled by a sixteen year old tween Elvis at the minute. At the box office race this weekend Justin Bieber’s new 3D documentary movie won Friday with $12.5 M. Adam Sandler’s Just Go With It film should be the overall no.1 movie this weekend.

The Hollywood Reporter examines all the things you can do leading into the BAFTA awards.

Producer Gavin Palone has been signed by UTA. That’s big news for a man whose known as “The Dark Prince” of Hollywood.

The King’s Speech will chalk up over $200 million at the box office by Oscars big weekend.

Sony/ Facebook’s “Two David’s” Buzz Machine for the Oscars race here in Hollywood is starting to look a bit like David Prior’s brand new 90-minute feature doco film, How Did They Ever Make A Movie Of Facebook? (Watch a bit of it here.) The Arclight, Sherman Oaks is the venue if you’d like to be a part of it, tomorrow (Sunday). Pior and Fincher have worked in combo, with documentaries made for Finchers films The Curious Case of Benjamin ButtonZodiac, and Panic Room. David Prior will be doing the Q&A after the film too. Reserve at 310.244.3901.

BERLIN – Paul Walker is starring in Pawn Shop Chronicles, a thriller thatFred Durst will direct. Jordan Schur and David Mimran of Mimran Schur Pictures are producing with Steven Schneider, who produces via his Room 101 shingle. Durst, lead singer of Limp Bizkit, is also producing. Lionsgate is handling international sales and will also distribute domestically.

“This is a hillbilly Pulp Fiction,” said Schur, calling the script “fast-moving and action-packed. It’s also very funny. It’s got all these elements to really pack a punch.” The interconnected stories center on a missing wedding ring which leads to a wild-goose chase involving meth addicts, skinheads and an Elvis impersonator. Actor-turned-scribe Adam Minarovich, who at one point worked in a pawn shop in North Caroline, wrote the script.

U.K IMDB is reporting that FlashForward alum Jack Davenport is set to co-star opposite Debra Messing in the NBC hourlong pilot Smash, which was based on an idea by Steven Spielberg. The pilot, from DreamWorks TV and Ums, follows a cross section of characters who come together to put on a Marilyn Monroe musical on Broadway led by the musical’s composer Tom and lyricist Julia (Messing). British actor Davenport will play Derek, a fierce and intelligent musical choreographer trying to find his next big project who loves the idea of the Marilyn Mornore musical. He also joins Megan Hilty in the pilot, written by Theresa Rebeck and to be directed by Michael Mayer. Smash landed Davenport in a competitive situation as he was also holding an offer for the lead in Marc Cherry‘s ABC pilot Hallelujah. Sounds like a winner!

What everyone’s listening to on iPod in Hollywood is… Ms Britney Spears and Hold it Against Me. Crazy, hazy, catchy dance music. “If I say my heart is beating loud, if we could escape the crowd somehow… “

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 2.12.11~



If I didn’t have Michael K of New York to refer to, I swear I wouldn’t know who Jennifer Aniston is dating next. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I once dated someone here in Hollywood, whose yoga teacher was the roommate of Minnie Driver in Malibu and who also was Jen‘s personal one-on-one yoga coach too. So, I felt like I knew Jen because I heard a lot of good things about her. These days though, Michael K’s blog let’s me know exactly what Jen’s up to on a daily basis. She appears to be a bit of a New York obsession.

Life & Style: tell us that Ms. Aniston “celebrated her 42nd birthday on Feb. 11 by having an intimate dinner with Jake Gyllenhaal in NYC.

The startlet took a break from her whirlwind promotional tour for her new film Just Go With It and made her way to The Spotted Pig restaurant where she dined in a private room with a group of friends and her former hunky co-star. “Jake and Jen looked really happy and really seemed to be enjoying themselves,” an eyewitness tells the Scene Queens. “They looked like they were strategizing a way to exit the restaurant probably because they didn’t want to be photographed together.” Shortly after their discussion Jen exited the restaurant with her friends in tow. Though Jake was not in the group, it is possible he could have snuck out the back door while no one was looking.

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People Magazine very sweetly ran a cover of Jennifer Aniston, claiming that there were major things (left) to reveal about Aniston.

Aniston says, ”I’m really happy, really. My version of happiness is sitting where I’m sitting right now.”

On learning from dating and her relationships Aniston says, ”I learned from every single one of them.” she says. “I think I’m just sort of a late bloomer. Whatever is supposed to be my destiny, my life person, I think I just had to go through all these stages first. There’s no part of me that doesn’t know that everything is happening the way it’s supposed to be happening.”

“I think people honestly just want to see me as a mom and married and barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, and I just want to say, ‘Everybody, relax! It’s going to happen. I know myself at the moment,” she says. “I’m not against doing it on my own, if it really led to that place. I just don’t think that’s going to be the case.”

She’s always such a sweetheart – how could you not include Aniston in celebrity news in 2011. Out of Jen’s original cast mates and peers in that Friends TV show, it is Aniston that is still proving that she’s a Hollywood fit, savvy survivor!

Jen’s new film Just Go With It with 7th highest box office earning Hollywood figure Adam Sandler proves that comedies and engendering laughter in cinema – is not a bad recipe for success as a star. Laughter is needed in these times. If a rom-com spreads the joy – it’s getting major press on this blog. Why not!

Of Just Go With It, the Los Angeles Times’ John Horn says the movie “plays to the demographics” a bit. “It’s a bawdy comedy for randy guys starring a nearly naked swimsuit model. Or it’s a smart romance for women about finding the perfect man. If you believe Sony‘s advertising campaign for “Just Go With It,” this weekend’s Adam Sandlermovie might be both of those things.

Movie studios sometimes use slightly divergent marketing tactics to attract different demographics to their films, but Sony’s double-barreled sales effort for “Just Go With It,” a movie about a plastic surgeon who pretends to be miserably married to attract single women, provides a good study in how pitches for the same film can be dramatically distinct depending on who’s being courted.

When the audiences like what they see, romantic comedies — especially those opening on Valentine’s Day weekend — can deliver box-office fortunes. A year ago, New Line’s fittingly titled Valentine’s Day opened to $56.3 million, eventually grossing more than $110 million in domestic theatrical release (a follow-up, New Year’s Eve, is due later this year).”

Go Jennifer Aniston, Adam Sandler and new hottie Brooklyn Deckler.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 2.9.11~



It must be Valentine’s Day real soon when you see year of the Rabbit double bunny pics appearing in Hollywood as movie marketing posters. And that other movie with Topher Grace and her Young Hollywood posse that includes the funny Anna Farris. What’s it called? Poster below.

Hollywood entertainment and celebrity news happening from the hood today – looks like this.

Nicholas D. Kristof: We Are All Egyptians

Gossip: Ugly accusations fly in Halle & Gabriel‘s custody battle

Report: 22K Flee Fighting In Pakistan

Designer’s Egypt tweet causes stirWear Red Day

Canada rules that internet costs will be charged by usage amounts.

Locke & Key casts Jesse McCartney in the Fox TV pilot. Score.

American Idol’s TV rating are up. J to the L.O Aerosmith.

Memo to NY Times. The divine is not an  iPhone’s Almost Heaven phone ICandy

Green & Yellow – Lil Wayne enters the Super Bowl prime time music market.

Verizon Halts iPhone Sales After Record First Day

ABC‘s Egypt reporters say ‘thank our lucky heads for Lebanese camera crews.’

Waitangi Day gossip, no 1 - Marae critic told to stay away

Clearisil sticks with teen porn show Skins on MTV. Y?

Reality TV star Camille Grammer will cameo in the $#*! My Dad says movie.

Obama to the $30 billion man – Urges Mubarak To Make The ‘Right Decision’

Buffy star James Masters weds Patricia Rahman Masters

Domestic Lives: Chicken Vanishes, Heartbreak Ensues

Pop star Bruno Mars to plead guilty in cocaine case. Yawn!

Teen mom Amber Portwood files police complaint against Gary Shirley

Waitangi Day Gossip no. 2 - Hapu leader calls for investigation of Waitangi media charge

Men’s dating tips - choreplay as foreplay. Emotional investing with actions not stuff.

Director defends Rihanna‘s ‘S&M’ music video

Spencer Pratt thinks USC can turn him into an FBI agent. Okay! “Security.”

Justin Bieber & Stewart swap bodies on ‘The Daily Show’

Jaime Pressly pleads nada guilty to DUI charges.

Olaf Wiig news: Kiwi cameraman injured in riots in Cairo

Movie review: Will 3-D ‘Sanctum’ make a splash?

MTV passes on a Lauren Conrad fashion line, reality TV pilot. Too eyebrows high brow?

Shortlist: Brad Pitt renovating $56M French chateau

Gwyneth Paltrow consoles Chris Martin after his folks split after 30 years marriage.

A Charlie Sheen sex tape? Say it isn’t so.

Tara Reid will star in American Pie 4 and The Big Lebowski 2.

Gossip Girl‘s creator wants to get a little bit psycho.

White House, Egypt Discuss Plan for Mubarak’s Exit

Jennifer Aniston & Jessica Simpson fans still hate on John Mayer.

Rugby Football Sports Live stream: Wellington Sevens

Super Bass news – Taylor Swift is a big fan of Nicky Minaj‘s rap style.

Anderson Cooper‘s Egypt reporting trials see his ratings sky rocket. Pay day.

Smaller New Orleans After Katrina, Census Shows

Zac Efron is a fan of West Hollywood’s Club Voyeur too.

Stephen Colbert To Auction Portrait Of Himself

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 2.4.11~



[Photo caption - Photographs: from left, by Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage, Jag Gundu/Getty Images, David Livingston/Getty Images, Ernesto Ruscio/Getty Images, Jun Sato/WireImage, Steve Granitz/WireImage, Marcel Thomas/FilmMagic].

Vanity Fair’s list of 40 Top Hollywood Earning Stars sheds light on who people genuinely like, appearing in studio system as our guest commentary spotlight. Faces of the studio system we all appear to dig the most are:

40. Eddie Murphy
ESTIMATED 2010 EARNINGS: $13 MILLION (2009 rank: —)
$7.5 million: Tower Heist (fee for co-starring in action comedy with Ben Stiller)
$4 million: Shrek Forever After (back-end bonus)
$1.5 million: Older film revenue

39. Guy Ritchie
ESTIMATED 2010 EARNINGS: $13.5 MILLION (2009 rank: —)
$7.5 million: Fee for directing untitled Sherlock Holmes sequel
$6 million: Sherlock Holmes (back-end for directing, based on worldwide gross of $523 million, and share of DVD and pay-TV revenue)

38. Shawn Levy
ESTIMATED 2010 EARNINGS: $14 MILLION (2009 rank: 26)
$10 million: Real Steel (fee for directing and producing upcoming robotic action film starring Hugh Jackman)
$4 million: Older film revenue, mostly from the Night at the Museum franchise

37. Hugh Jackman
ESTIMATED 2010 EARNINGS: $14 MILLION (2009 rank: —)
$9 million: Real Steel (fee for starring in upcoming Shawn Levy movie)
$2 million: Butter (fee for starring in upcoming Weinstein Co. film)
$1.5 million: Snow Flower and the Secret Fan (fee for starring in small art-house film)
$1.5 million: Older film revenue

36. Reese Witherspoon
ESTIMATED 2010 EARNINGS: $14.5 MILLION (2009 rank: 31)
$12 million: This Means War (fee for starring in upcoming romantic comedy directed by McG)
$2 million: Water for Elephants (fee for co-starring in upcoming drama with Robert Pattinson)
$500,000: Older film revenue

35. Tom Cruise
ESTIMATED 2010 EARNINGS: $14.5 MILLION (2009 rank: —)
$12.5 million: Mission: Impossible—Ghost Protocol (fee for writing, producing, and starring in upcoming fourth M.I. movie)
$2 million: Older film revenue

[Oscar winning filmmaker Sir Peter Jackson courtesy of Horiwood.Com's Archives]

34. Shia LaBeouf
ESTIMATED 2010 EARNINGS: $16 MILLION (2009 rank: 39)
$15 million: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (fee for starring in Michael Bay’s upcoming, third Transformers movie)
$1 million: Older film revenue

33. Katherine Heigl
ESTIMATED 2010 EARNINGS: $16 MILLION (2009 rank: 25)
$15 million: One for the Money (fee for producing and starring in upcoming romantic cop comedy)
$1 million: Older film revenue

32. Martin Scorsese
ESTIMATED 2010 EARNINGS: $17 MILLION (2009 rank: —)
$10 million: Hugo Cabret (fee for directing and producing upcoming 3-D adventure film starring Sacha Baron Cohen)
$3.5 million: Shutter Island (back-end for directing and producing, based on worldwide gross of $295 million, and share of DVD and pay-TV revenue)
$3.5 million: Older film revenue [Photographs: from left, by Gilbert Carrasquillo/FilmMagic, Jeffrey Ufberg/WireImage, Dave Hogan/Getty Images, Jean Baptiste Lacroix/WireImage, Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic, Mark Sullivan/WireImage, Alex J. Berliner/BEImages, Jon Furniss/WireImage, Fergus McDonald/Getty Images]. Read the rest of this entry »



Two Magazine covers tackle the topic of parenting, Hollywood style, in these two magazine covers.

Apparently Jennifer Aniston wants to adopt. Peeps getting press already off the babies they don’t even yet have are a trip. It’s like kuros for being an invisible parent. Needless to say Louis Bardo Bullock has totally stolen Jennifer Aniston’s cover thunder. Carrie Underwood is already two month’s pregnant and Christina Arguilera‘s parenting skills get the tabloid treatment too. Will she lose son Max? It’s not like Arguilera is in a teen mom reality TV show, but okay then!

Cover Awards writes of Sir Elton John‘s magazine cover today: ”A whirlwind day! For those who’ve been keeping up, a Harps store in Arkansas decided to be place a gray plastic “Family Shield” over a stack of UsWeekly magazines featuring Elton John, David Furnish and their adopted baby.

After speaking to several employees, we learned a Family Shield is placed over a magazine by a manager’s discretion once customers have complained. News of the Harps Elton John Family Shield controversy hit the web and spread around the country like wildfire, causing Kim B. Eskew, the President and COO of Harps, to issue a statement saying the corporate office had received complaints and the shield was removed.

Eskew failed to apologize, however, leading one to believe this particular chain may engage in similar shenanigans in the future. What are your thoughts?” My thoughts are, you can’t even see David Furnish‘s eyeballs on an equitable level as Elton’s. What’s up with that – before any parenting is even discussed? In a nation where porn is rarely censored on the magazine racks, this seems a bit surreal.

Cover Awards is such a good website. Check them out to see some of the hottest magazines on sale in America.

While I’m blogging, Orlando’s buddies are in the Los Angeles based band Die Trying. Here’s their song that was a big hit Oxygen is gone. Jassen Jensen (of the band) apparently has written 30 new songs. Wowsa!

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.26.11~



Born this way – I believe that all children of the world were born to have access to clean drinking water whenever they need it.

BTW: At the moment 1 billion people don’t. 2 million children die through not having access to clean drinking water each year.

Born this way to drink clean water – is these kids and their parents’ dream day. We can make it a dream day everyday for them. Let’s make it happen fun people, by clicking on UNICEF’S TAP PROJECT link. Let’s FLOW! Thanks groovy people.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.29.10~

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Huffington Post speculates as to whether Jennifer Aniston is distancing herself from her new buddy Chelsea Handler. No one really wants to be close to either Dr Drew or Chelsea Handler this week in the Hollywood hood. Handler and Drew attack people they haven’t met and don’t know anything about. Anyone would think they both thought they were like bloggers or something. ;)

It could all change in a week though. Chelsea could be Hollywood’s darling next week if she did something extremely funny to redeem herself. That’s show biz.

A general rule of thumb though is that, if you’re a team player, you just might observe that when someone is in the act of promoting a Hollywood movie, that this clearly is not the best time to attack them publicly. Simply because California’s economy rides on the success of movies doing well. If you can’t observe that one rule–Hollywood views you as being just a little bit dumb as you could hurt our economy. Believe it or not, movie stars are also cultural treasures of America–more so than talk show hosts or reality TV peeps. There’s a whole tradition that goes with movie stars in Hollywood. It’s sort of military, you discover if you live here. To diss someone without a purpose (other than for yourself alone), makes it look like you don’t really know Hollywood history.

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Posted by horiwood on December 23, 2010 in Chelsea Handler, Jennifer Aniston


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The wikileaks scandal taught us that it is writers typed words that are often more important than the faces that present this ‘truth’ or information.

Up until now, I have liked Chelsea Handler, the Jewish-Catholic girl from New Jersey who slept with her boss, to keep her job on E! Entertainment and rise as a talk show star of Los Angeles of younger funnier women on the block in California.

Handler’s claim to fame is saying the word gay as many times as she possibly can in one taped episode of her talk show. She actually doesn’t have a real gay brother, but she pretends she’s the sister of people who identify with being gay. So many American girls are famous with the gay word and a bottle of peroxide it all gets a bit thin when so many compete against each other as a base to fame with this tactic.

Basically, this is Chelsea’s gig. She dyes her hair blonde and then says “gay, gay, gay” a million times, to be funny and famous. It’s so thin to me, her whole schtick. Normally though, she’s quite funny with her jokes gay writers have written for her. I have laughed at her on many occasion–because Chelsea’s writers are kind of ridiculous with Chelsea as their puppet face. I always look at the writing, whether that be in entertainment, politics or business–not the face presenting the information alone. Writers are funnier and just as authentic to me, than presenters.

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Everything about Los Angeles talk show host Chelsea Handler is hot these days.

Above, Chelsea managed to get Taylor Swift onto her show to confess she’s a fan. Handler is having Thanksgiving holidays with Jennifer Aniston in Los Cabos, Mexico (see pics below) and even her co-hosts/ writers of The Chelsea Lately Show are appearing in Hollywood comedies like Morning Glory and No Strings Attached. This is what can happen to girls who are half Catholic, half Jewish from New Jersey and who are funny and date their boss. Love it.

In fairness, I’m running this Chelsea Handler spotlight post today as Chelsea’s Boss’ Boss of E! Entertainment Television is Comcast and NBC/ Universal, who are broadcasting The Rugby World Cup in America next year. This makes them super hot for that pioneering sports spirit. By proxi, Chelsea Handler and her team too. Nice work from Chelsea all round in L.A! A funny girl.

Celebrities entertainment news you loved and voted in Hollywood today. Here’s our top ten.

1. One Tree Hill – U2 in New Zealand, a tribute of love, life, loss

2. Levi Johnstone hocky pic

3. Kate Middleton

4. Johnny Depp

5. L. Vonn

6. Kim Kardashian

7. The 29 names of the trapped miners in New Zealand

8. Montana Native American Indians – global warming warning

9. Kris Fa’faoi

10. Prestige Dance Group–Championship winning performance

[Images of Chelsea Handler and Jennifer Aniston with a friend courtesy of Bauer Griffin Online]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.26.10~


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Doing what most people love to do when in transit here in the US, Jennifer Aniston exits a subway talking on her cell phone while filming her new comedy Wanderlust in N.Y.C.

The thin is, subways don’t have very good cell phone reception in NYC, but it’s the movies so whatevz.

[Photo credit: Jackson Lee of Splash News Online]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.20.10~

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Posted by horiwood on November 21, 2010 in Jennifer Aniston, Movie News, New York


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An interesting newsy point. Reports Cover Awards website of The Big Apple: “According to an analysis of newsstand sales, Halle Berry’s September Vogue was trampled by Jennifer Aniston’s Harper’s Bazaar cover.

Check out what other September covers flourished and floundered: The Cut

Interesting. Berry is gorgeous! Period. And congrats to Jen. Aniston is always more popular than you think, for never having won an Oscar. She rates.

Speaking of gorgeous Berry’s, where I hail from, we serve our berries (the fruity ones) up like this. On a pavlova.

For a good pavlova dessert recipe, go here.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.9.10~

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Posted by horiwood on November 9, 2010 in Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston


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It’s a true fact that country girls are masters at bagging a cowboy, once spurned in a country music ballad. This always wins them mega awards at the CMA’s and radio play too. Country folk are very empathetic people, and love an artist who appeals to their empathy capacities as an audience.

However, when it comes to singer songwriter (darling) Taylor Swift she needs to change the record. After getting ‘interrupted’ by Kanye West at the VMA’s two awards shows back, Swift catapulted into an untouchable spotlight, where to bag her, was a complete no-no. It’s a tactic we’ve seen Sandra Bullock use too, playing the empathy card, with her “messy” divorce from her not-even-real marriage to that bad *ss tattoo-ed ex-husband, Jesse James‘ back yard couch casting flings with girls more tattoo-ed then him. Jesse prompted Joy Behar to comment on The View, “I can see the attraction, with James and Michelle McGee. It would take them a whole day to read each other’s bodies.” Funny, like a day at the library for a bogan biker.

However, when it comes to Taylor Swift, now writing a song, where she bags John Mayer, one can’t help but see this team effort as being a little bit ‘wanna-be-Kanye-bad’ some more, from these two musical kids. Read the rest of this entry »


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Blondes who love to chat it up on camera, is what California enjoys doing on late night Talk TV. The Chelsea Lately Show is one of the best in the nation on this art form of disseminating pop cultural blah blah for the American people.

Australians can benefit from Chelsea’s acerbic brand of humor too sometimes, when Chelsea jet sets to Sydney to create off shore American TV talk too, down under. 

Props to Chelsea Handler for finally being star worthy enough to land A-List stars like Jennifer Aniston. And who doesn’t love Jenn Aniston. She’s always a honey.

TV ratings progress is looking good on Handler. A sign that humorists are an elixir for feel good entertainment in current times. 

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 8.18.10~


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Jennifer Aniston very politely pays tribute to her friend, Barbara Streisand for Harpers Bazaar. Louise Sadler of New Zealand now living in Australia takes on an anti-Arab, website, with just two words. There’s a brown girl from Kawerau in the ring. Hot. And when it comes to your celebrities, Hollywood entertainment news topics of interest. Here’s how you voted our top ten. Shine on!

1. About Horiwood–> Gabriel Byrne on Richard Burton & Dame Liz book

2. Billy Ray Cyrus band Brother Clyde has a good message

3. Inception Sequel, Leonardo DiCaprio on Chris Nolan‘s cerebral filmmaking skills

4. Every Rose has its thorns: the Hollywood trajectory of Angelina Jolie

5. Eligible by Suzanne Hinn 

6. Alex Meraz was written into Young Hollywood’s artists set

7. Australia’s Schapelle Corby 

8. Beyonce from Telephone 

9. Reshuffling a script’s timeline & embedding meaning in scenes: Chris Nolan

10. Levi Johnston Playgirl cover mock up 

Lou Sadler fights anti-Arab sentiments on the anti-semitism website, with a comment. Go Maori girl. 

Bonus Post: Humor: An anti-nuclear weapons tee shirt

Bonus Post: Johnny Depp, Forbes #9 Top Celebrity 2010

Music: Brandon Davis Crossfire 

Hope and Optimism for Palestinians in the next generation? To take a closer look, go here. This post brought to you, with a nod to a book, Courage To Love by author Robert Ellis, that looks out for the  future of both Jewish-Arab children in the world. Go here to buy. This from the book:

“In a haunting reminder of Romeo and Juliet, author Robert Ellis takes us on a journey through the turbulent struggle of young love in today’s wars. Facing the threat of a new terrorist attack, can Haja and Josh overcome the odds against them, and give themselves, their families and the world, the Courage to Love?” Only we can all decide this, for reals. 

Word up! Let’s rock. 

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Westwood California USA. 8.3.2010~


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Lady Gaga earned $64 million this past year, is ranked the #1 celebrity on the web, and she celebrated it by sitting in an NYC garbage can. Humored.

And Jennifer Aniston brings the sun kissed Californian glamour to Australian Magazines. 

1. About Horiwood–> Love is in the Air with Miley Cyrus

2. Octo-Sana ups Mel‘s fame rankings 

3. Angelina Jolie covers Vanity Fair August 2010 

4. Vanessa Bryant is hot for basketball

5. Taylor Lautner 

6. Nesian Mystik music 

7. Emma Watson and Mazel Tov 

8. Willow Smith intrigues 

9. Liza Morales 

10. Filmmaker Merata Mita lives on in Q’orianka Kilcher 

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 6.28.2010~


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Good Lord! okay. I wonder if Jen’s alleged baby will be half black. That would give her the jump on Sandra Bullock, Jen’s main movie star competition as a leading lady. Celebrities! Either way, she’s a sweetheart. 

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 6.23.2010~

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Posted by horiwood on June 23, 2010 in Jennifer Aniston


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I don’t even know why Star Magazine is even pretending, that you can’t trust a Hollywood Housekeeper if you’re Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston… simply because Star Magazine, isn’t even based in LA. They don’t even know any Hollywood people, let alone stars’ housekeepers… So how would they even know?

What a joke! Because in Hollywood, California… if you really did know any real Hollywood housekeepers of Hollywood’s leading celebrities… you’d perhaps have to speak Spanish for starters to acquire any real facts about stars private lives–before you could even run with a story that has any truth to it.

Lol! Happy Cinco De Mayo Day America! :)

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 5.5.2010~


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It works for the beautiful Beyonce  the sensationalist Lady Gaga. Hair pieces to make a diva larger-than-life.

So Jennifer Lopez put a coiled up horses tail on her own head while she rocked the pink carpet for The Black Plan’s publicity.

She looks amazing. A beautiful Latina diva.

[Image courtesy of Wenn.Com]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.28.2010~

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Posted by horiwood on April 28, 2010 in Jennifer Aniston




Jennifer Aniston losing 7lbs is supposed to constitute a magazine cover in the USA. OK! Magazine should be a blog because that was a very lite cover story. A beaut pic of Jen.  

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.28.2010~

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Posted by horiwood on April 28, 2010 in Health & Beauty, Jennifer Aniston


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Looking good!

[Movie premiere pics of Australia's Alex O'Loughlin and Jennifer Aniston courtesy of ]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.23.2010~


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Fragance Marketing 101: Sell the Californian beach lifestyle in a bottle.

Jennifer Aniston appears in a new ad for her perfume, Lovalie, on the shoals at sunset wearing nothing but a blanket. She describes the fragrance as a “nonperfume perfume.” That’s as pretentious and airy fairy vague as saying Jennifer Aniston is a “nonromantic romantic” comedy actress. But whatever you say Jen!

“I want people to go, ‘What is that? You smell great!’” Jen told WWD. “But most of all I wanted it to smell natural.”

Honey, smelling natural is about not wearing any Lovalie perfume at all or using half the amount you normally would–so I’m not feeling the whole Pocahontas on the beach in a blanket, Seinfeld styled sales pitch here to drive fragrance sales. Try harder.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.16.2010~

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Posted by horiwood on April 16, 2010 in Jennifer Aniston


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I know Brad Pitt produces super hero movies these days (Kick Ass) in Hollywood, but honestly… it’s not like he’s Superman and can be in two or three places at once, one of those places on Jennifer Aniston’s ngutu-lips (yeah right!), so this cover story is a little bit silly today from InTouch Weekly.

Made me laugh though. Anything that isn’t a Jesse James storyline is all okay by me this week.

It amazes me though that there are still people who love the idea of Brad and Jen together, 5 years on from the event of them being together. I don’t think those particular people are aware that we have a black president and First Lady now either! This cover is complete fantasy, delivered to an audience still living in the past. Strange that, isn’t it.

Go and see Brad’s Kick Ass super heroes movie, if you haven’t already. Hollywood Wednesdays are a great movie night.

~Ngutu = Pursed/ Full or Hori-licious. Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.7.2010~


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OK! Magazine run this sensationalist headline today, that Jennifer Aniston has selected Gerard Butler to be her future baby daddy. The tabloid is very tacky. It’s like… let’s go shopping for a sperm donor from the exotic UK. Lol!

Poor Jen Aniston. She does look a tonne happier since hanging out with the naughty Scotsman though. In Scotland Gerard’s sense of humor is normal there.

The truth is with this tabloid cover is that… Hollywood stars are all sick of Sandra Bullock hogging the spotlight, so anything that shifts the focus off Jesse James news, we’re all for it here. None of us would even care if Jen wore a prosthetic stomach for 4 months to move Hollywood news along. Jen’s prosthetic baby belly would be more real, than Sandra Bullock’s supposed 5 year marriage. No matter which way you look at Sandra’s headlines, this is sad but true. 

 Nice one Jen and Gerry.

Updated: Joe The Graphic Designer tells me that no, Hollywood is about Jen wearing the prosthetic belly for at least 12 months, then an Aniston pregnancy would not only be fake, but Hollywood funny. Noted.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.7.2010~

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Posted by horiwood on April 7, 2010 in Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston


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Scottish rogue and lovable Hollywood import, Gerard Butler finally got to the bottom of that pic, where he was being rather affectionate with Jennifer Aniston in London.

Says Gerry with a naughty chuckle/ guffaw: “I’m a bit of a bad boy. By the way, I’m still not sure my hand was really on her butt. I think that’s just the way the camera was angled. I actually haven’t seen it.”

What a hoot! The Scottish–they’re shockers! And we love them.

{Image courtesy of TMZ and DListed]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.2.2010~


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