Last year at the Oscars, we had beauty when Sandra Bullock won.
Then we had an anti semitic display of Bullock’s messy tabloid-fit divorce straight after. That show went on for at least six months post the Oscars where writing “Poor Sandra Bullock” every day was what tabloids, media outlets and bloggers did most days.
This year at the Oscars, the Brit’s cleaned up the male actors (best director and script too) awards section, taking that away from Hollywood this year. Those are all now in the UK.
Natalie Portman is doing “Jewish, young love purity, dance of life” as her star template as a winner this year, so it gets left to Charlie Sheen to turn on the dirty tabloid show, post the Oscars.
He certainly is not disappointing anyone on that front. Although in all of this, you wonder how his health is. At the moment he is show biz’s ‘reshuffler’ starring as ‘the oracle.’ If you want trends re-ordered in show biz, call Charlie, he’ll do it. Here’s the latest from camp Sheen today.
Charles Estevez aka Charlie Sheen is a show of his own. Now that the tiger’s been let out of the TV cage (from the Two and a half men tv show) for a bit, he’s engaging in his own reality TV show, big time. If you missed his last round of crazy, here’s some quotes via MK via YHG, with Charlie saying:
“I have not. No, no. Women are not meant to be hit. They’re to be hugged and caressed.”
“There was an incident years ago where everyone thought I hit her. I was trying to contain her. I had her arms and we both went down to the ground. Her initials are B.A, I’ll give you that much. I don’t want to make the whole thing about her. I felt terrible and delivered her to a plastic surgeon and everybody said I hit her and no…. I feel bad about that one. She was attacking me, though, with, like a, a small fork. Like a cocktail fork. And she had it with her, that was the weird part. What was she doing with, like, a shrimp fork in her purse? She stole it, clearly. From a buffet.”
[That Warren Buffet reference is so funny!]
“It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.”
“The reason it went bad is because I don’t do pills. I don’t take opiates, I don’t do benzos or any of that psychotropic nonsense. I used to [take cocaine]. I’ve gotta be careful because that’s like lawsuits and things that went on. Well, yeah. I’m not taking it. I had to pay for it. Well, um, I hadn’t done any for a while, like 7 hours, but I had this hernia thing that was popping out.”
“I won’t take [pain pills], so I maybe hit the vodka a little too hard to reduce the pain.”
“That was an old brain, I have a new brain. I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That’s how I describe myself.”
“And then it was like, ‘You must let me impose my will on your face.’ And it was like, woah dude.”
“I was joking about being underpaid but to come back for a 10th season… Eh, that’s all negotiable. You can’t talk about this stuff on television. I don’t know. I was on crack. Where’s Dr. Drew when you need him?”
People Magazine, the terrain of the A-List, or mega-trending reality TV stars of the minute, go with Charlie as their cover guy this week with a quote, “If I’m insane, I’m OK with it…This is not an act.”
Sheen joins Twitter, Charlie has temporarily lost custody of his twin sons Bob and Max, due to the boys mother Brooke Mueller quoting Charlie saying in The Bahamas that “he’d poke her eyes out with a pen knife.” Sheen has a home there, where he parties beachside. Sheen is now ordered to stay 100 yards away from Brooke and the boys, with Brooke adding:
“I am very concerned that [Sheen] is currently insane. I am in great fear that he will find me and attack me and I am in great fear for the children’s safety while in his care.”
Brooke allegedly, is in day rehab for her drug addiction. Sheen now adds “custody battle” to his reality star persona, where Radar (who else?) has footage of Sheen acting more “crazy Uncle” then even Mel Gibson could muster, last year. (That was a lot!).
I think Charlie thinks he’s much better than Colin Firth and/or Christian Bale of the UK, because he posted this of himself on Twitter, with his own Oscar depicted in poster form.
He’s so Hollywood, in bringing Oscars back to the center, in doing so. I know at least 20 people who would have been bitter, for a whole year over the Brit’s winning their Ocars gold, if Sheen hadn’t of done ‘crazy guy Oscars’ press for them. Phewsh! That gig’s done.
Someone did have to do that this year. Sheen is that person. All of this off the back of heavy publicity from Sheen with interviews given to Today, Good Morning America, 20/20 and Piers Morgan.
Sheen also claims that Chuck Lorre doesn’t even provide him with scripts for Lorre’s hit show Sheen stars in. EW writes, Sheen claims that “the uber-writer/producer was never in a position to resume production on TV’s No. 1 comedy because he hadn’t written any new stories for the show. “Why is it that when I was ready to return to work, you told me there were no scripts ready to shoot?” Sheen said during this week’s interview with Today. It turns out, however, that like many of Sheen’s comments, that one wasn’t entirely grounded in reality.”
Pop Eater claims Sheen’s rants are like a “14 year-old World of Warcraft video obsessed teen.” Also noting “Charlie’s Twitter bio even has a suspenseful ego of its own: “Born Small… Now Huge… Winning… Bring It..! (unemployed winner…).” Very Gaga, that’s so funny!
Sheen’s “chocolate milk” twitter show is lol, though slightly warped (the best shows in Hollywood always are, a tad bit warped). He’s doing twitter rants like “My path is now clear, defeat is not an option,” where he sounds very DC. He also continues the Tiger Woods American bloke theme tweeting: “Questions? I’m here for my people!!! Bring it. #Tigerblood.”
Bored Americans now have taken over twitter when they should be working in their exciting day jobs as Sheen gives them that “winning” feeling to his trainwreckedness. Here’s one, “As @paulscheer puts it, “Oscars should be called Charlies.” Now that’s wining. And what do winners drink to stay fueled? Chocolate milk, of course. And how does a wizard know when it’s time to refuel? “The only watch that keeps Warlock time — Class of 1927 ring ‘Bambino U.’” We have a feeling that Sheen majored in “Winning.”"
Television Without Pity, analyzes Sheen’s contribution to the American psyche as being like so: “Before Charlie Sheen introduced the concept to us via a series of confusing and ill-advised interviews, we had no way to rate the quality of “winning.” But now we know that Sheen apparently is “winning,” thanks to his tiger blood (i.e. ferocity), Adonis DNA (i.e. attractiveness), ability to defeat earthworms with words (i.e. articulateness), ability to convert tin cans into gold (i.e. improve shows/films by his mere presence) and “bitchin’ life” (i.e. substance abuse, promiscuity, violence or other illegal activity, none of which we condone or endorse). Rating each category on a scale of 1 to 10, we thought we’d determine the “winning” level of some of the biggest, most outrageous celebrities out there. If you, too, can come close to Sheen’s winningness (he scores 10s across the board), he may want to party with you. Or follow you on Twitter.”
are a plenty on Google. Carol Smaldino gets all Roman us, referring Sheen to “the Gladiator within us.” B*tch please! Canada is extremely impressed that Sheen can get a million people to follow him in just 24 hours. Sheen’s name clocks up 478,000,000 search terms for him on Google as well. Nuts!
LA Times focuses on the fact that Sheen has given ABC the highest ratings in 2 years. 9.3 million people tuned in. Brooke accuses Sheen of being anti semitic. Sheen has since denied it.
Gosh, it’s a non stop show in Sheen’s camp. Let’s hope that in heating up news networks, social media outlets across the board, that THE MAN IS ALL GOOD!
He sure is a good distraction for war, chaos, hiking oil prices and depression within America too. In light of Charlie’s openly shared issues, no nation in the world is having a “melt down”, simply because Charlie is doing this for everyone. What a showman.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.2.11~
POPEATER LOOKS AT SEXUAL INDESCRETIONS OF ENTERTAINMENT BLOKES FOR EASTER WEEKEND
Easter Weekend is when the tabloids up their game to resolve bad boys and girls of their sins by running scandals stories from past and present all together, to take the sting out of the current scandals and sort of wash them all away.
In an article this weekend, the website PopEater puts Jesse James, Tiger Woods, Hugh Grant, Woody Ellen , Paul Reubens under the spotlight, to highlight the fact, that when a star has a sexual indiscretion scandal, that they do make a comeback.
Tiger Woods is one lucky man. And again, what is Jesse James doing in this line up–he’s not an entertainer. But after his alleged scandals, maybe he is a bonafide entertainer now?! :)
One thing is certain, the PR machine is in overdrive to help restore Tiger Woods back to the golfing and sports-entertainment arena. Nobody is perfect, and that’s very sweet in a way.
Go here to read the article if you want to.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.3.2010~
Posted by horiwood on April 4, 2010 in America, Scandals, TIger Woods
Tags: America, Pop Culture Commentary, Scandals, TIger Woods