Three German bull dykes speak German in Hollywood while playing on their iPhones and swapping Echinacea pottles to read from the health store. Not that it matters as it is totally a closed conversation, but why don’t I speaka da Deutsch? Lol!
If I could speak German, I’d probably throw in some Ray Allen 3 point record talk as a conversation opener. I’d follow it up with some banter about Cisco. Peggy Rea and Axel Weber. I would definitely say the words ‘Born This Way’ to get their attention, with perhaps some work out hot tips terminology as read via Hugh Jackman’s build up press for X Men First Class. (Watch trailer at link). Hugh’s a big hit with dykes, oddly. Go figure! Then in my best Donald Trump I would mention the “s card.”
I decide an echinacea conversation is all a bit contrived and I’m feeling lazy today, so I choose not to interrupt this power health, dyke moment. Gosh. These girls are all set in echinacea euphoria land. Still, these girls make me ask, Why don’t I speaka da Deutsch?
Ten posts you’re digging right now in Hollywood, as noticed at 6.45pm are:
1. A Helensville rugby umbrella with Rihanna‘s biggest pop hit
2. The power politics of billionaire leaders equals a global revolution
3. Chelsea Handler and the 3rd World
4. Social media, Hollywood news and you – 1.15.11
5. Katy Perry talks tofu-urky
6. Industry town news – 2.10.11
7. Facebook confessions of a “Like You Need It?” Burger King girl
8. Born This Way – Hollywood Walk of Fame – Star Post
9. Elaine & Ken Langone lose their Hosni Mubarak look asap!
10. America is becoming more bilingual – Census Results 2010
In Other News - Grey Lyn, Auckland City, Samoan raised action star Dwayne Johnson gets majorly segued into Hugh Jackman’s Hollywood mix, with an exclusive Fox news story (now not so exclusive) that goes like this:
It’s that time again, folks: Hugh Jackman is pumping iron and packing on the pounds to shape up for the next installment of Wolverine.
But who has he enlisted for help in achieving that rock-solid physique? Why, none other than The Rock.
“I got the diet from Dwayne Johnson, he put on 25 pounds for his last film and I saw him and was like, ‘wow’ so I called him up and he gave me his exact diet,” Jackman told FOX411′s Pop Tarts at the Audi Super Bowl celebration at the Audi Forum in Dallas on Friday evening. “I need to put on about 30-40 pounds, I don’t know if I can get there but I am up about 15 pounds so far. I’m trying.”
Jackman’s Johnson-inspired weight gain diet is comprised of 6,000 calories daily, and believe it or not, but its “hard work” to eat so much.
“Basically it’s steak or chicken, broccoli and cauliflower, and sometimes rice but only up until lunch time,” he explained. “That’s it eight times per day. It’s like a job in itself.”
Jackman, who hosted the Academy Awards in 2008, also shared some words of wisdom for this year’s hosts Anne Hathaway and James Franco.
“Have fun, enjoy the first hour because it’s the best audience you’ll ever have and from then on there is a lot of seat fillers and people that are really tired and probably upset they didn’t win,” he said. “So just keep the show moving.”
And even though the Australian native grew up playing his homeland’s beloved form of football – rugby — he’s happily converted to U.S style.
“It took me a little while to get into, because I was used to rugby and played rugby,” Jackman confessed. “But I love that in every game there is great pressure and suspense. With rugby and Aussie Rules (another form of Australian football) it is just flowing all the time, but American Football is so full of suspense. I just love it. And the athletiscm, these guys are freaks. I love it.”"
The world is changing so rapidly, that the US has its very own rugby football team. If you want to support them at Rugby World Cup in September this year. Get your hot tix, right here. You won’t want to miss it.
But why don’t I speaka da Deutsch? :)
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 2.10.11~
MEN IN BLACK III – A FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS STAR, JEMAINE CLEMENT, WILL TIME TRAVEL
Reports The New Zealand herald today, Flight of The Concord‘s star Jemaine Clement‘s ‘appeal to fans and photographers continues in the United States with his latest project alongside mega-stars Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black III, which sees Clement’s character travelling back in time to kill Agent K, played by Jones.
Riveting casting. A time traveling Maori-Kiwi with Smith & Jones. Now that’s some firece hot chocolate casting in Hollywood. Nice one!
[Photograph courtesy of the NZ Herald too].
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.19.11~
Posted by horiwood on March 20, 2011 in Action Stars, Actors, America, Aotearoa New Zealand, Box Office Stars, Boxing, Casting, Entertainment Celebrity News, Entertainment Distribution, Entertainment News, Flight of The Conchords, Hollywood Maori Kings, Hori = Maori, Hot Chocolate, Hot Face of The Day, Hot Stamps, Kool Kiwis, Krazy Kiwis, Maori, New Zealand, Polynesian, Pop Cultural Commentary, Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith