VINTAGE: ROYAL MADONNA & CHILD – LADY DIANA, PRINCE WILLIAM, PRINCE CHARLES & A NEW ZEALAND BUZZY BEE TOY.
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VINTAGE: ROYAL MADONNA & CHILD – LADY DIANA, PRINCE WILLIAM, PRINCE CHARLES & A NEW ZEALAND BUZZY BEE TOY
JENELLE EVANS ON A TRIP TO WAL MART
Teen Mom 2 star, Jenelle Evans took a trip to Walmart to run some errands. The sixteen-year-old mom is doing her best to keep her powder dry and on the right side of the law juggling parenting with normal teen angst.
With life lived under a microscope, Jenelle has a full plate. Blog stats show, Jenelle is currently as big a star (in terms of interest in her life) as one of the Kardashian girls are rating online right now. 2010′s are the decades of the reality TV star.
Think Kristen Stewart as the first Twilight Saga film dropped at the box office a couple of years back, to get a sense of Jenelle’s level of fame at the mo, here in the US.
[Pic via Pacific Coast News Online via Wagnar Az]
BUNNY TEETH, BEE STUNG LIPS, TATTOOED SEXY HOLLYWOOD DENIM BILLBOARDS AND HAVING THE MOST AMAZING FAMILY EVER -2.9.11
I have a confession to make, I am perhaps the most compassionless sibling out of all the kids in my family. Most of my siblings live in Aotearoa-New Zealand. One lives in Australia.
Today I looked at this Billboard. It was way too sexy for Middle-America (joking) yet in Hollywood it strangely wasn’t. I look at these two models clinched in a sexy embrace. Her bunny teeth flanked by pumped up bee stung lips with his tattoo ink carving a Young Hollywood picture against blue California skies next to a palm tree.
This is the first billboard you’ll see when you leave my front door. Just a little bit sexy, no?
After photographing this picture of the Hollywood skyline, I get a coffee and enjoy the morning sun. I begin to think family and ‘family projects.’ I am thankful that I have such an amazing family I would love to do ‘family projects’ with.
They are sexy in different ways I think sitting opposite this billboard in warm, California winter’s sunlight, as I ponder my amazing siblings life messages to date. They cling onto things that are perhaps a little bit more important than image, like family, Read the rest of this entry »
SEEING DOUBLE BUNNIES, ANNA FARRIS, TOPHER GRACE AND RACIAL SLURRING, GABRIEL AUBREY AND HALLE BERRY ETC NEWS – 2.4.11
It must be Valentine’s Day real soon when you see year of the Rabbit double bunny pics appearing in Hollywood as movie marketing posters. And that other movie with Topher Grace and her Young Hollywood posse that includes the funny Anna Farris. What’s it called? Poster below.
Hollywood entertainment and celebrity news happening from the hood today – looks like this.
Nicholas D. Kristof: We Are All Egyptians
Gossip: Ugly accusations fly in Halle & Gabriel‘s custody battle
Report: 22K Flee Fighting In Pakistan
Designer’s Egypt tweet causes stir - Wear Red Day
Canada rules that internet costs will be charged by usage amounts.
Locke & Key casts Jesse McCartney in the Fox TV pilot. Score.
American Idol’s TV rating are up. J to the L.O Aerosmith.
Memo to NY Times. The divine is not an iPhone’s Almost Heaven phone ICandy
Green & Yellow – Lil Wayne enters the Super Bowl prime time music market.
Verizon Halts iPhone Sales After Record First Day
ABC‘s Egypt reporters say ‘thank our lucky heads for Lebanese camera crews.’
Waitangi Day gossip, no 1 - Marae critic told to stay away
Clearisil sticks with teen porn show Skins on MTV. Y?
Reality TV star Camille Grammer will cameo in the $#*! My Dad says movie.
Obama to the $30 billion man – Urges Mubarak To Make The ‘Right Decision’
Buffy star James Masters weds Patricia Rahman Masters
Domestic Lives: Chicken Vanishes, Heartbreak Ensues
Pop star Bruno Mars to plead guilty in cocaine case. Yawn!
Teen mom Amber Portwood files police complaint against Gary Shirley
Waitangi Day Gossip no. 2 - Hapu leader calls for investigation of Waitangi media charge
Men’s dating tips - choreplay as foreplay. Emotional investing with actions not stuff.
Director defends Rihanna‘s ‘S&M’ music video
Spencer Pratt thinks USC can turn him into an FBI agent. Okay! “Security.”
Justin Bieber & Stewart swap bodies on ‘The Daily Show’
Jaime Pressly pleads nada guilty to DUI charges.
Olaf Wiig news: Kiwi cameraman injured in riots in Cairo
Movie review: Will 3-D ‘Sanctum’ make a splash?
MTV passes on a Lauren Conrad fashion line, reality TV pilot. Too eyebrows high brow?
Shortlist: Brad Pitt renovating $56M French chateau
Gwyneth Paltrow consoles Chris Martin after his folks split after 30 years marriage.
A Charlie Sheen sex tape? Say it isn’t so.
Tara Reid will star in American Pie 4 and The Big Lebowski 2.
Gossip Girl‘s creator wants to get a little bit psycho.
White House, Egypt Discuss Plan for Mubarak’s Exit
Jennifer Aniston & Jessica Simpson fans still hate on John Mayer.
Rugby Football Sports Live stream: Wellington Sevens
Super Bass news – Taylor Swift is a big fan of Nicky Minaj‘s rap style.
Anderson Cooper‘s Egypt reporting trials see his ratings sky rocket. Pay day.
Smaller New Orleans After Katrina, Census Shows
Zac Efron is a fan of West Hollywood’s Club Voyeur too.
Stephen Colbert To Auction Portrait Of Himself
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 2.4.11~
YES! I REALLY AM A FACEBOOK FRIEND OF ALISON STEWART
Alison Stewart is one of the most compassionate people I know of in the world. Her legacy of work with time devoted to teenagers and the poor and needy of New Zealand is the stuff that Rosa Parks Hollywood film legends are made of.
Maori young people in particular are Alison Stewart’s forte.
Not that Alison has ever distinguished between a Maori teen or nonMaori teen either. She just loves young people.
It is an honor to be Alison’s Facebook friend. Most of all, to have been a teen growing up and seeing Alison train up a group of women to impact community with good actions, is far more impacting to my life and any bro who saw Alison do her thing, and to all who even remotely know Alison… than being her Facebook friend.
Love puts a face on it, with actions people can see in community. Alison Stewart was that person for many of us growing up as teens. Her home in Tikipunga was legendary for all Ali taught others. Kia Ora Alison Stewart from Hollywood. Thank you for all you taught us growing up in Aotearoa New Zealand.
Even though Ali has never been in a Hollywood movie, I have to put Ali in the action stars line up, on this blog, because Ali’s life is one of action and always has been. Much love from the City of Angels Ali!
[Photo caption - Ali and Jo (Alison's cousin's son) kayaking at Taurikura, Summer early 2009]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com Hollywood California USA. 2.1.11~
BRETT’S CELEBRITY NEWS FROM HOLLYWOOD – 1.22.11
Photo caption – Brett’s Palm Tree – Melrose & Stanley.
Yesterday, when getting cigarettes at Chevron that are so bad for you, a guy said to the Indian Chevron owner, “Did you know if Mother Teresa was still alive today, she’d be 100 f*cking years old.”
Hearing this sentence strung together like that was so odd – yet the mention of a little old ladies name made everyone in the cue, better people, just thinking about what he said.
Mother Teresa is dead, yet we are not. That was his point. Very cool.
Hollywood entertainment news you love and are sharing via social media today from Hollywood are:
1. FACEBOOK CHINA – ROBIN LI MEETS MARK ZUCKERBERG NEWS
2. TEN CAKE QUOTES: ALICE IN WONDERLAND CAKE ART 8.19.10
3. BORN TO BE SOMEBODY – DIANNE WARREN WILL SONG WRITE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER?
4. RYAN GOSSLING ON UKELELE WITH JIMMY KIMMEL 1-20-11
5. JOSH HOLLOWAY’S NEW HAIR CUT
6. ROSSMORE ARE A ROCKING BAND OF FATHERS, CALIFORNIA LOVES
7. EMMA ROBERTS ON RED CARPET ARRIVALS IN HOLLYWOOD
8. KELLY CLARKSON IS CUTE IN HONG KONG
9. NBC’S BRIAN WILLIAMS AND BRAD PITT ROCK OUT FOR A NEW ORLEANS PRESS CONFERENCE
10. VINCENT CASSEL AND MILA KUNIS STRENGTHEN NATALIE PORTMAN’S OSCAR BID AT LONDON FILM FESTIVAL
One for Aunty Martha: TEN THINGS ABOUT UGANDA TO PONDER – WE ARE THE WORLD
Hollywood movies currently - FRONT PAGE – USA TODAY 1-21-11
Rugby Football Shout Out - MEET BRAD THORN RUGBY FOOTBALL STAR OF THE NEW ZEALAND ALL BLACKS TEAM
A Born This Way thought in Hebrew and Te Reo Rangatira today -
בְּטֶ֨רֶם בַבֶּ֙טֶן֙ יְדַעְתִּ֔יךָ וּבְטֶ֛רֶם תֵּצֵ֥א מֵרֶ֖חֶם הִקְדַּשְׁתִּ֑יךָ נָבִ֥יא לַגֹּויִ֖ם נְתַתִּֽיךָ׃
Kiano koe i hanga e ahau i roto i te kopu, kua mohio ahau ki a koe, a kiano koe i puta mai i te puku, kua whakatapua koe e ahau; kua whakaritea koe e ahau hei poropiti ki nga iwi.
To make a difference to Brett, visit him on Melrose & Stanley. You can’t miss his Palm Tree. And to help the homeless of Los Angeles, go here to learn more – check out Food On Foot. Cheers!
Teen mom’s champion celebrity image today via Our Journey Blog. This blog post written in the tradition of Jeremaiah – a scribe whose legacy is still being replicated today – even from Hollywood. Woot!
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.22.11~
DOES TEEN MOM, JENELLE EVANS LIKE HER POT A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH?
Jenelle Evans teen mug shot (above) at the age of 16, after getting her green hooded sweater arrested makes me ask – does she like her mary-jane-juana a little big too much?
I mean, Jenelle was found with a half ounce bag of the green Bob Marley stuff on her and a pipe that did not play music, while her 20 year-old boyfriend, Kieffer Delp made her carry it. What is going on there too? In Hollywood the star shines, their helpers carry everything for them, including their handbags so I guess Kieffer didn’t get that memo. Needless to say he’s not very gentlemanly or chivalrous either.
Anyway Jenelle was released on a $2k bail bond and at 16 she’s doing way too much for that reality TV show series on non school nights. I wonder what the model teen mom students at He Kaakano School for education of bright teen moms would have to say about Jenelle’s latest blaze with the law?
These young moms on their days off parenting with sitters at home looking after their baby Jaces are just so hard to keep up with. And getting arrested over possession of a plant is ridiculous anyway. Where’s the humanitarian hotness for the world in that?
It’s healthy for all parents to have time out from parenting, but these ones all seem to have rather snap-happy weekend lives as breeder reality TV pin-up girls of the USA! Have you noticed that?!
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.9.11~
THE HORIWOOD TOP TEN – 1.2.10
The UK Daily Mail reports today that teen mom star Amber Portwood went shopping New Years Day. Can you believe this is international American news? Yet it is. Confirmed too with international American star, Amber stacking up the no.1 ranked position in Hollywood entertainment news today, right here in Hollywood on Horiwood.Com.
Thanks for voting everyone. Here’s our top ten. Sweet!
1. Amber Portwood‘s tattoo of baby Leah is like girl, woah!
2. Retro: Valerie Bertinelli magic magazine covers for People Magazine
3. The 730 bills Arnold Swcharzenegger signed as California’s Governor
6. Kim Kardashian like Lady Gaga is an artist – Reality TV star in W.
7. Aussie Heath Ledger will always be Jake Gyllenhaal‘s ratings-popularity angel
8. Born this Way, gaga is the sound that newborn babies make in Kenya when…
9. Snooki is now a jewelry designer too? Wow!
10. Russell Brand has a new book
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.2.11~
BONUS KIWI CUTENESS – JAKEY DAVIS MEETS JOHN KEY AND HILARY CLINTON, SIR GEOFFERY PALMER, MANMOHAN SINGH, PHIL HEATLEY, WEN JIABO NEWS, APEC 2010
TEEN MOM, AMBER PORTWOOD IS ONLY MAKING US $280,000 PER YEAR
Teenagers (the elixir of American youth), babies (a nation’s potential and future), motherhood (an increasing oddity as new breeders are more scarce these days in the US), girls who can box and domestic violence–are the hot fascinating topics right now rating on entertainment blogs.
Because all of these factors combined create a fascinating mix to the American masses, you would think that teen mom, Amber Portwood, would be making more money than she is.
At the moment Amber Portwood is America’s no.1 break out new ‘star’ heading into 2010. In honor of Amber’s teen angsty trials (hey! Amber still has got plenty of time to get things right), let’s do a Guest Commentary spotlight on Horiwood.Com. Well – according to Hollywood Life Website: (a website that is not actually in Hollywood like this blog is, but let’s be fun and pretend they are):
“After 24 hours in jail, a judge orders Amber to appear in court and reveal what MTV pays her — and it’s much more than anyone thought!
It appears Amber Portwood is taking home some pretty major bucks for her role on the MTV hit show Teen Mom — to the tune of $280,000! In allowing MTV to exploit her life and often volatile personal relationships, the young mom is making more money than most Americans — does this seem fair?
The Teen Mom star was booked on two felony counts and a misdemeanor for domestic battery on Dec. 27., after being picked up by local police at her home in Anderson, Ind., and brought to the Madison County Jail. Upon being released from jail on $5,000 bond, the 20-year-old appeared before Madison County magistrate Steven Clase, using a video feed from the jail, and was ordered to reveal her salary — $280,000!
The Herald Bulletin reports that Amber told the judge that her occupation was a “television personality” and when first asked to state her salary, her lawyer Kathleen Sweeney objected.
Until further notice, Amber is barred from contacting her ex-boyfriend Gary Shirley“indefinitely.”
What do you think of Amber Portwood’s trials? Do you think she should get a raise from the producers of her reality TV show for being such a heavy weight hitter trumping most A-Listed film actresses in entertainment news ratings right now? I do. That’s fair. Why underpay this kid? She’s batting big in headlines generating and rating news. If we showcase her storylines – and Amber’s audiences expand her TV network’s profile with her own–this kid should get paid more. How else will she afford her own college education one day, or that of baby Leah as America’s physics major extraordinaire?
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.29.10~
AMBER PORTWOOD, NATLIE PORTMAN, AMERICAN MEDIA SHAKESPEAREAN NARRATIVES OF ENTERTAINMENT
Here in America, everyone believes in democracy. The concept of democracy involves showing two sides of a culture’s coin. It actually can be quite schizophrenic – yet most times the more freakier this divide is, the more popular American entertainment sells worldwide and becomes us all. This is the case when I associate Oscar’s hopes Queen of 2011, young Natalie Portman (cultured nuanced intelligentsia Hasidic Jew conscious, Hollywood, comedic beauty of the world – just announced she’s breeding) with a teen whose already done what Natalie aspires to be doing, Amber Portwood.
Natalie Portwood exists as an agreed (by consensus) topic of celebrity to mirror in tabloids a Shakespearean play-writing technique of comedic manner of entertainment with a Portwood (“lesser” peoples reality TV star narrative VS almighty glamorous film star Portman narrative of US entertainment and pop culture). For example, Natalie is currently Hollywood’s hot favorite to win an Oscar for that movie about ballet swans who could be black (but they aren’t really, in the film’s casting). Amber Portwood by contrast, is a teen mom, struggling with adolescence – when the subtext is, she’s supposed to be Angelina Jolie already, although she’s a teen who still needs to grow–while navigating all of the free choices on offer in the USA – as well as parenting her child.
[Natalie Portman appears from the past, plugging it as Cinderella's shoe fitter via Shoes 4 Africa]
My point is, here’s Amber’s mugshot as US most rated entertainment being requested on my co-co Am-Kiwi produced blog today. Read the rest of this entry »
THE HORIWOOD TOP TEN – CHRISTMAS EVE – 12.24.10
“Our cup overfloweth with joie de vivre to share with others”–motto for 2011 onwards.
This Christmas Eve is the month where a Maori Hollywood entertainment celebrity blog made history and hit the 2.8 million threshold thanks to you all worldwide. That’s never happened before in Hollywood’s entertainment history. Hawaii takes the top spot as both the 44thPresident of America and New Zealand’s Prime Minister vacation at the tropical jewel isles location of the USA.
Here in California this artwork at the Wiedeman gallery photographed in Hollywood this eve, reminds me of the umbrella I’ve been living under while living here in Hollywood California to date. Very French with a Hollywood twist. And Jakey Davis shines with two of his biggest fans, sister Taylor Jane and his mom, teen mom’s champion life coach - The Maori Rose of Sharon across the world in New Zealand. It’s all about children and their world we help and support them create. As you can see, I’m on Jakey’s program as he’s already busting out his Peace sign moves for photos, so fine like already, on a Kiwi beach. Too cute.
Hollywood entertainment and celebrity news on Christmas here in the Hollywood hood as voted by you the people worlwide. Here’s how we’re looking in our top ten today. Merry New Zealand Christmas and Happy Hollywood Christmas Eve. Thanks people.
1. Security at Kailua as the Obama‘s vacation in Hawaii is headline worthy
2. Kim Kardashian for W Magazine -Los Angeles
3. Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively -rewind
4. The rise of Latina in fashion and beauty
5. Anjelica Huston‘s film biography spoke of loss/ grief in her life’s start
6. Katy Perry does tofu-urky starting new family Christmas traditions
7. Richie McCaw has no plans to retire from top level rugby football, just yet
8. Eva Longoria has been eating at Besos too much
9. Willow Smith is doing way too much in London Town. Girl go play some jump rope!
10. Ten tweets from Arizona actor Alex Meraz
Almost made it – The Bonus Posts:
A. FROM HOLLYWOOD – PRIVATE JOHN HOWARD, NEW ZEALAND, RIP
B. JUSTIN BIEBER AND SELENA GOMEZ ARE FRIENDS
C. LEANN RIMES, MARTINA McBRIDE AND JULIANNE HOUGH SHARE SHAPE TIPS
D. TOP BOLLYWOOD STARS IN THE WORLD
E. ALLYN BRYAN ASPERGERS ADVOCATE IS ONE POPULAR LADY
F. KATE MIDDELTON’S COMPARISONS TO PRINCESS DIANA ARE PREVALENT
G. VANESSA BRYANT’S GOT BIG BASKETBALLS
H. 10 REASONS WHY DISNEY BOUGHT MARVEL COMICS
I. WHATS HOT FOR NEW YEARS EVE IN L.A THIS YEAR?
K. ABSOLUTELY TONGUE TIED IS HOW REESE WITHERSPOON DESCRIBES MEETING OBAMA
Happy Kiwi Christmas and Merry American Christmas Eve.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.24.10~
EMERGING MAORI LEADERSHIP AWARD – LOUIS HENRY DAVIS III – WHANGAREI BOYS HIGH SCHOOL LEADERSHIP
Who: Louis Henry Davis III.
Tribal Affiliations: Ngapuhi, Ngati Whaatua.
Appointee: Board of Trustee Representative 2011, Whangarei Boys High School with Geoff Abbott.
Claim to Fame: Brother of Jakey Davis. He is also a fine rugby football player and a super basketball representative too with a good academic record.
Hallmarks at this early stage: From a compassionate community-minded family. Learning how to be a team player. Pride in Kaupapa Maori traditions and knowledge both IQ and EQ. Grandson of current community leaders. And this young guy is a friend of teen parent moms too. Not bad so far!
Hollywood Comment: And who is using more hair product than both Taylor Lautner and Justin Bieber put together, with mo tumeke staunch-pouting going on than tuakana Cliff Curtis in a 3D action movie role or brotha Taika Cohen in that Boy movie… in his high school leadership photos, then aye? Mr Maori Kiwi-Staunch. Congratulations Louis III.
Kia kaha. Be wise. Be yourself. Lead. :)
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.24.10~
WAS AMBER PORTWOOD PAID TO PUNCH OUT FORMER FIANCE GARY SHIRLEY FOR TV RATINGS?
Say it isn’t true? The National Enquirer is reporting that teen mom/ reality star, Amber Portwood was paid a bonus by MTV, if she’d punch her former fiance Gary Shirley for the cameras. This she did. Punching her tattoo artist would have been a more kick ass look, but I guess that can still happen this upcoming season of shooting.
Teen moms!!! I just can’t quite keep up with the pace of their exciting high-drama lives as they seek balance between good parenting, studying and navigating love too. Here in America, teen moms are a real study aren’t they?!
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.23.12~
POSTS AS CULTURE YOU LOVE – HOLLYWOOD ENTERTAINMENT NEWS YOU’RE PASSING AROUND 1.12.11
Because she smokes pot, could 16 year-old teen mom Jenelle be ‘losing baby Jace forever?’ This tabloid asks that question this week in the USA. And is Jenelle really beating her mom? Say it isn’t so!
Culture isn’t culture unless it is shared and passed on. Here’s ten entertainment posts we’re creating shared cultural moments with via social media. Let’s keep it flowing. The view:
1. Project Angelfood shine a light in California.
2. A Helensville Rugby Football umbrella
3. Pure water royalties for all children of the world
4. River by Bruce Springsteen Posters
5. Te Piringa sing a Maori song
6. Funky Heather studies cooking at Cordon Bleu college in L.A
7. Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens
8. Writer, Melanie Lutz, Horiwood with Glee‘s Jayne Lynch
9. Cubano Culture in Hollywood is hospitable
10. 30 Human Rights articles of the free world
Some other entertainment bloggers and journalists too here in the US are: Boing Boing; Brave New Films; BuzzFeed; Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by horiwood on January 13, 2011 in 10 Hot Posts Right Now, A Different View, Entertainment Celebrity News, Entertainment Distribution, Entertainment News, Gabrielle Giffords, Jace Evans, Janelle Evans, Khloe Kardashian, Parenting, Pop Cultural Commentary, Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson, Social Media, Social Networking, Teen Moms, Teenagers, Victoria Beckham