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Boom! GQ Brazil is off to a stellar start as supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio sizzles on the mag’s first cover.

Via UK Daily Mail.

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Adam Sandler is well supported in Madrid with two of America’s sweethearts, Jennifer Aniston and Brooklyn Decker, standing beside this power producer of Hollywood entertainment (named 7th highest box office earner across 2010). Sandler and peers appear at the Madrid premiere of their new romantic comedy film, Just Go With It.

Wings, movie trailer below.

[Photograph via Wenn.Com]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 2.22.11~



Have you caught a glimpse of Irina Shayk‘s hotness yet. Her last name is similar to Sheik (oil barons of the world)- and she has curves like Shakira too. In addition, Irina also happens to date a guy who kicks a soccer ball around for a living, while he father’s mystery love children too. Yes, Irina really does date Cristiano Ronaldo while holding her own on the cover of the iconic 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue cover.

Nice job!

Irina’s latest press sees her acting a cheer leader for Kanye West too, calling his music videos “moving art” instead of well… a music video. That news can be read via Atlanta, Georgia today. Go here for that. Whenever Kanye’s name is mentioned with Irina’s that can only mean one thing, Kim Kardashian is so done with being the bikini girl for America, it’s Irina’s turn this year.

Incidentally in the Maori language – the word “iri” means “to hang suspended upon” and “to rest upon.” Quite cute really as Cristiano Ronaldo let’s this mega-babe of the world hang upon his own star. A good star pairing if ever there was one seen this year.

Irina’s name is Greek and used in English and Russian speaking nations. It means “Peace.” Beautiful.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 2.15.11~



Curves on the world wide web in a bikini are US is Kim Kardashian‘s statement in a tweeted pic via Popoholic today. Why Kim is still single is insane!

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.14.11~



California’s beaches, dieting and trim beach bodies are what makes this town spin. Diet winners so far in 2011 are Kim Kardashian, Kendra Wilkinson and Bethenny Frankel. They look amazing in their bikinis – they run entertainment empires too – and the share their diet tips as well. If you’re a fatty at heart like I am (I’m in love with New Zealand butter!), go here to read those.

Nice one ladies! Who cares if their friend the photoshopper graphically smoothed out things a tad in layout, this is an American tabloid cover at its best, darn it. :)

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.12.11~



Salma Hayak and baby Valentina Poloma get their bikini holiday action on yesterday, when the curve-tastic actress hit the beach with her daughter in Saint Barthelemy. Good, wet beachside family fun. I love the idea of family fun beside the ocean water.

It is almost the end of the year. The beginning of a new one. Fresh starts! Yes. It’s sort of like, what have the last three years been about? So I think 2011 is going to be a good year. :)

Celebrities, entertainment topics, Hollywood antics you voted and liked today in our top ten, are as follows:

1. Amber Portwood‘s tattoo of baby Leah

2. Black tile leather fashion – Janet Jackson & Beyonce

3. Buddy Oliver is born this way, a celebrity already

4. Natalie Portman‘s The Other Woman movie trailer

5. Egypt Daoud Dean - 10.15.10

6. Twenty Trending Topics in USA -Snapshot 10.4.10

7. Traveling family Zahara, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and folks in Namibia

8. Born This Way – All children & their clean drinking water royalties as human rights

9. Retro Gummy Bear post: The Davis family are not all a bed of roses – rich and thorny!

10. Tatau Dwayne Johnson The Rock of Hollywood

[Image courtesy of Bauer Griffin Online]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.29.10~



True fact: The Maori word for spirit is wairua. It means “two waters.” Water distribution is a spiritually humane act, because it takes anyone with spirit to ensure that people who need it, can have life each hour of the day. Our spirits need to act with goodness so water can happen for 1 billion people. Most of these people are in India and Africa. I wonder if China can help as water has so much significance as a metaphor for spirit in China. When I China is already helping share water.

Exciting News: For only $10 invested at Charity Water, one person in the world can have fresh clean drinking water, for a lifetime – when currently 1 billion people don’t have access to it yet. Isn’t that cool information?

It’s the end of the year in Hollywood. Normally I do the list of The 50 People Who Were Voted Most Hottest in Hollywood, as a really good compare and contrast democratic exercise in who is actually hot –vs, other media outlets lists. It can be quite surprisingly the results. On this website, votes are voted daily. The results always provide a study. For example Lady Gaga was no.1 last year, before she’d even appeared on Oprah’s Show.

This year though I thought instead of glorifying Hollywood’s Top 50 list, a priority first, was to link the list of stars, celebrities, hot Hollywood topics in this blogs category list with the topic of H2O. Sometimes we forget that the difference between a ‘star’ and an unknown third world person – is simply basics of humanity or human rights too, like clean drinking water being one–and equal access to it. So, before that list happens, let’s work the existing list already created of people and stars on this blog, who all can do something to help other peeps have life that flows daily with decent water.

Let’s do it as a Christmas gift to the world. Each star who gets any press going up online, have these news items emailed to them daily in the form of google alerts emails. So, in doing this exercise, this is my challenge as a Maori-Kiwi blogger to each one of US as I like US together as a global community connected to all people in the world, to give the gift of water this Christmas to someone else in celebration of life. Celebrity is about water. A celebrity is “anyone who deserves to be celebrated.” In giving water to someone else–we celebrate life, and we act like true celebrities of the world.

Merry Christmas and if you feel inclined, make a difference. is our water distribution agency today. It’s a trust that is action certified that Nicole Richie all year round. Richie also does work too for water distribution via UNICEF as well. I think that’s pretty gnarly good. Let’s do it and make a difference. Cheers and thanks for reading this blog all year round. May festive greetings flow to others too through US. Much love.

Until every person has clean drinking water –no one in the world has true power. Who are we fooling? There will never be peace in the world, if people are fighting over clean water each day. As a power balance exercise that makes us civilized nations look less fake in the eyes of the world, let’s have some fun and make it happen. :)

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.25.10~


Posted by horiwood on December 25, 2010 in Entertainment Celebrity News, Brad Pitt, Billionaires, Bill Gates, Africa, Beyonce Knowles, World News, Think Green, Taylor Swift, Leadership, Brandon Flowers, The Killers, Billy Ray Cyrus, World Peace, Barack Obama, Bob Dylan, Tori Spelling, Taylor Lautner, Bronson Pelletier, TV Ratings, Breast Cancer Survivors, Teri Hatcher, Britney Spears, Tina Knowles, Toys, The Beatles, True Blood, TIger Woods, Black Eyed Peas, Bronagh Key, Twitter, Billionaire Women, Tom Cruise, Box Office Stars, Babies, The Hills, Tinsley Mortimer, Bling Rings, Bijou Phillips, Tyler Perry, Bikini Bodies, Barbara Streisand, Tina Fey, China, Boyzone, Tyra Banks, India, Brooke Shields, Balthazar Getty, Tony Parker, Travel Destinations, Brad Cooper, Bono, Brazil, Trey Songz, Human Rights, Brooke Fraser, Timothy Geithner, BScott, Tim Burton, The Go-Go's, Bruce Springsteen, Taylor Momsen, Billy Bob Thornton, Tyler Shields, Tish Cyrus, The Jacksons, Birthdays, Blake Lively, Trends, Life, Taylor Kitsch, Tom Ford, Tennis, Barbara Walters, Trace Cyrus, Tara Reid, Ben Bernanke, Tom Brady, Betty White, Talk Shows, Bollywood, Brooke Mueller, Tatum Channing, Bristol Palin, Tim McGraw, Te Reo Rangatira, Brian Austin Green, Bill Clinton, Tino Rangatiratanga, Like A Prayer, basketball, Tee Shirts, Ted Harbert, The Muppets, Thought For Today, T-Pain, Baz Luhrmann, Bruce Willis, Theater, Bryce Dallas Howard, TI, Tupac, Brooklyn Decker, Bob Marley, Bar Refaeli, Brett Michaels, Benji Madden, Turkey, Texas, Bon Jovi, brad Paisley, Tracey Chapman, Bic Runga, Tonga, Boh Runga, Boy George, The View, Young Hollywood, TVC, Tim Finn, The Muttonbirds, Billionaire HQ on Horiwood.Com, Terri Nunn, beverly hills, The Hobbit, The Pope, Baseball, Blake Civil-Fielder, Bret Michaels, Bird Runningwater, The Rolling Stones, Liberty, Time, Tweens, Teen Romance, Tween Romance, Tween Romance Novel, Tween Romance Novels, Teen Romance Novel, Brooke Abbott, Boxing, Berlin, Taranaki, Spirit, Tolerance, The Young Turks, Tony Blair, Tom Hanks, Books, Water, Ben Affleck, Bill Maher, Tim Gunn, Culture, Teenagers, Tamaki Makaurau, Ben Harper, Barbados, Te Matatini, Beer, Talent Management, Tourism, Ballads, Batman, The Hangover, Brown University, Toronto, The Rock, Tahiti, The Osmonds, Barbara Bush, Boy Bands, The Bee Gees, Belgium, Bulgaria, Bahamas, Ted Turner, Theme Parks, Tennessee, Tommy Lee, Taylor Blue, Ben Lummis, Star System - The Art of American Celebrity, Transparency in a Digital Age, Tattoos, The Black Keys, Tom Hardy, Humanitarian Angels on Horiwood.Com, , Bronaaki, Teen Moms, Twilight


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Pics of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green catching some rays and mohitos on Hawaii’s beaut beaches are doing the rounds on celeb websites as a holiday trending vacation spot to be spotted at.

Absolutely, why not! Hawaii is so much fun. Tropical climates and chill beaches can’t be beat. Love it.

By the way, for somewhere exotic if you’re from the mainland in the US, Fiji is pretty hot too to vacation at.

[Images courtesy of Bauer Griffin Online]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.19.10~


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… with the sound of… Beyonce in her bikini. What next?

[Cover image courtesy of Life & Style via Cover Awards website]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 6.23.2010~

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Posted by horiwood on June 23, 2010 in Beyonce Knowles, Bikini Bodies


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Armenian American royalty. Hot.

But don’t call this bikini body Middle Eastern. It’s American. Got it? :)

When I saw this cover, I got really excited because I thought it was that Rima Fahik girl from Lebanon via Michigan that Donald Trump has a crush on, because Rima Fahik is so controversial right now as she’s of Middle Eastern Arab descent (and Proud) and wears the crown for Miss USA… but no, it was only safe and trustworthy Kim.

The weekly bikini stapes girl for the troops, here in America.

Love her.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com,  Hollywood California USA. 5.19.2010~

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Posted by horiwood on May 20, 2010 in Bikini Bodies, Kim Kardashian


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Tori Spelling is looking healthy and good as she enjoys some bikini beach action in Turks and Caicos.

I wonder what the fun Maoris are up to in beautiful Hawaii today? :)

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Posted by horiwood on May 20, 2010 in Bikini Bodies, Tori Spelling


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Leonardo DiCaprio‘s Israeli supermodel leading lady, Bar Refaeli asks the question: What’s in a rainbow? for V Magazine‘s Summer scorcher issue.

According to Bar–it is Hawaii–where this stunning photograph was shot in the coco-locious, Pineapple state of the U.S.A. Love it.

Bar Refaeli always makes beauty look so natural. A supermodel indeed.

[Image courtesy of Melissa Noble of Cover Awards]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 5.4.2010~


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Bronx Wentz and his momma, TV Producer/ actress Ashlee Simpson hit the beach in Hawaii.

[Image courtesy of Pop Sugar]


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And this is why in America, we love Kim Kardashian! She brings it and turns on a show week after week. In the US of A, you always have to respect an entertainer. Kimmie K is one of the best in the biz. She wears the crown of America’s favorite bikini body Queen. And she’s a Middle Eastern, American-Armenian princess and proud! She’s like a feminist artist–”the personal is always political.” Body as form, as her weapon to communicate her presence in America The Beautiful. The storylines… no one really cares about, but they look great with her bikini show she churns out week after week. This girl brings it with an A-List game, disguised as a reality, family-based TV star. Hot!

[Image courtesy of Life and Style Magazine]

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Posted by horiwood on April 22, 2010 in Bikini Bodies, Kim Kardashian


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Life & Style Magazine make Kim Kardashian‘s latest bikini body pic, a “revenge bikini body” pic. How did they deduce this? Did they interview it?

It’s bit of a stretch of tabloid cover story taglining to be believed … when Kim has bikini body pics all year round every second week, whether she is joined at the bikini stringed hip to footballer Reggie Bush romanticly or not. Bikini body pics for America is just what Kim does as the highest profile Middle Eastern celebrity in America.

Whatever! But here’s the latest from Kim. And it’s insane that one of Kim’s ha bibi shaking hips weighs more than Tori Spelling‘s entire body weight, according to this magazine too.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.14.2010~


Posted by horiwood on April 15, 2010 in Bikini Bodies, Kim Kardashian, Tori Spelling


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American summer 2010 looks like this. Bikinis for the sun and Guidos for American beach fun. Here’s the pics from Bar Refaeli‘s and Mike “The Situation”‘s photoshoot with Terry Richardson for the much coveted A-List actors terrain of Interview Magazine.

These crazy kids are bringin it! It’s all about muscle, abs, beef, braun, laughter and waxing and eyebrows. Love their sense of humor. Like pizza with extra cheese to entertain. Too funny! 

Pop Cultural Commentary: The phenomenon of the Jersey Shore lads rise to fame as reality TV stars to becoming Party Boys Central for the kids of America to feel privileged at events when they turn up at festivals and clubs… mirrors the rise of Italian-American break out pop star, Lady Gaga.

American culture and how it is created and generated is all about reflecting back different expressions of America’s celebrity monarchy via pop culture (think Beyonce and her African-American supporters and minions in music–Bee has a lot! A whole army who work for her, and feed up their best creativity to her and Jay-Z).

As long as Lady Gaga is famous, these Jersey Shore lads will always have a platform in US culture. Love them! They are the cheesy and “italian stallion” male expression of her pop diva-dom reign in America. They deconstruct the cartoon and stereotype of Italian American men, by knowingly rocking out with it. This appears to be addictive to American women mainly, as pizza is comfort food–and the lads of Jersey Shore are much loved here.

Bar Refaeli is too Tarzan and Jane hot in these pics as she rocks these lads out for America. What a sport. She gives them some fashion credentials–that they never had until now to begin a career in fashion, health and fitness endorsements. Good for her!

[Pics courtesy of New York Daily News, Just Jared, Interview Magazine

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.12.2010~


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Um… they sure don’t make Israeli girls good any more, like they used to… like how you would read about in the Torah. I kid!

Leonardo DiCaprio loans out his Israeli supermodel girlfriend, to give America’s favorite guido’s some star power as Refaeli says, “Hey, more Italian-American leading lads are needed in show biz in America, thank you!”

She seems to like their entertainment sandwhich. Says the Egotastic website: “Here’s Bar Refaeli in a bikini with all the meathead, Guido douchebags from Jersey Shore, as photographed by Terry Richardson for Interview magazine.”

That was a bit harsh from Egotastic. What a sweetheart Bar Refaeli is for rocking out with these lads in a photo shoot as Jersey Shore hitch their star to her bikini wagon. This is how stars are created. And Bar is a very funny girl!

The current cultural environment is that America is leading with a “Pussy Wagon” publicity rhetoric to create its male superstars of today. Think Jesse James, Tiger Woods (again) etc. A “pussy wagon” publicity blitz is how they get themselves noticed and become percieved as male sex symbols and America’s leading lad stars.

I’m not saying it’ s right or wrong, but this is America’s cultural rhetoric at this second. James and Woods in particular trucked in a lot, to get their headlines this year. Incidentally, Woods was renowned to be having affairs before even marrying Elen Nordegren and at the same time he married her. This was common knowledge in entertainment circles.

Sandra Bullock married Jesse James at the same time Woods married Nordegren, 5 years ago. Five years later, a bevy of women were “exposed”/ revealed/ presented to the world–for them to become two of the biggest stories in the last year. It tooks Sandra Bullock and Tiger Woods big news headlines to bump the death of Michael Jackson off the celebrity radar. The onas being, that extra-marital affairs with women, was certainly a better look for America than child molestation rumors that plagued Michael Jackson’s life and career. In light of that, yes… a pussy wagon trail is better than that torrid picture from American entertainers. But the current version that replaced that old one, is just not a good message to send to women, children, families to be treated this way like James and Woods depicted from American men, in garnering their media attention and breaking their stories.

But let’s get back to the Jersey Shore lads and their Israeli supermodel of the moment who is acting as their pussy wagon star maker. (Without Bar in the pic–these lads would look totally gay, right?! They love their bodies too much to be straight so they desperately need a bikini body making their image look hetero).

Bar Refaeli is more than happy to do the job. Refaeli’s statement today is–my bikini body can rock four guys out–you don’t need a whole entourage to be a man. She’s a hoot! And of course, Bar Refaeli’s #1 fan, Leonardo DiCaprio, her boyfriend gets a lot out of the Jersey Shore lads media presence. Every time you see them, you think Italian-American entertainment which = DiCaprio + Scorcese–the reigning Hollywood Kings of Italian-American entertainment in film at the box office. Gotta love it today. Go Bar Refaeli!

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.12.2010~


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Tennis great, Serena Williams gets bikini wet at the beach in MiamiYoung Black & Fabulous

What a leader. Wyclef Jean raises $10 million for Haiti–All Hip Hop

Brandy and Flo Rida sighting–Young Black and Fabulous

Eve, Keshia Knight Pulliam and Letoya Luckett rock out together in Austin, Texas–Bossip

Mack 10 talks Ice Cube , New West and brand new music–All Hip Hop

Beyonce and Jay-Z find time to have a dinner date together @ Nello’s–Young Black & Fab

Tia Mowrey and Tamera Mowry love doing brunch at Toast in West Hollywood–Bossip 

Jennifer Hudson slims down to play Winnie Mandela. I can’t relate to her anymore. Lol!

Gotta love a dreamer. Matt Kemp has allegedly proposed to pop star RihannaBossip

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.5.2010~


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Kim Kardashian tweeted three pics out to the universe last night at 6pm. So… Let’s play a game. Is Kim Kardashian:

a) trying to make her ex Reggie Bush jealous

b) thinks the world is a brighter place because of her bikini body

c) trying to start a bikini line of her own

d) keeping J-Lo on lock down, before Overboard the movie even gets made

e) just totally in love with herself.

Either answer, it’s working for Kim. With Sandra Bullock‘s cow and Vanilla Gorilla show snuffling up, almost all tabloid covers in America this week, Kim is one of the only celebs who could bust on through and get a tabloid cover of her own. I’m so bored with the whole Jesse James Milli Vanilli Gorilla show. But thanks Sandra Bullock anyway–as if we needed it in America, after Tiger Woods scandal. But Sandra thought we did.

So, that means one thing,  more bikini pics of Kim are bound to follow. And Britney Spears gets thrown a bone this week too.

[Pics source via HuffPo] + [Magazine covers via Life & Style and OK! Magazine]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.27.2010~

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Posted by horiwood on March 27, 2010 in Bikini Bodies, Kim Kardashian


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FHM Australia give Kim Kardashian the big thumbs up, for April 2010. Normally Aussie, goes gaga for Paris Hilton blonde  beach babes, so this is a coup for Kim in the land of OZ. Chalk it girl.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywod California USA. 3.19.2010~

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Posted by horiwood on March 20, 2010 in Bikini Bodies, Kim Kardashian


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The Hills reality TV show makes its way to the UK as Audrina Partridge dons a bikini from California and covers British FHM magazine.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.1.2010~


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Lindsay Vonn has been a busy girl, posing for Sports Illustrated. Bikinis and snow are the American skiier’s life.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 2.17.2010~


Posted by horiwood on February 17, 2010 in Bikini Bodies


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Hank Baskett Jr. of the Indianapolis Colts may have come home empty-handed from a Super Bowl win; but the runner-up footballer’s wife, Kendra Wilkinson has got all of America talking today about her post baby body.

Many critics say Kendra’s body is photo-shopped, where I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt. She’s always been a stick with breasts, so Kendra’s latest cover for OK! Magazine could be totally feasible from E! Entertainment’s reality TV hottie.

Honey… it’s too cold in California right now to be poppin it in your bikini and breast-feeding a newborn too! Cripes.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 2.10.2010~

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Posted by horiwood on February 11, 2010 in Bikini Bodies, Kendra Wilkinson


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What would a celebrity blog be based in Hollywood hood, without a Kardashian sisters bikini body shot? Kim Kardashian thinks so too. So, she just tweeted this pic– her 100th bikini body shot for January 2010.

She makes me laugh out loud. Smoking hot! Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted by horiwood on January 28, 2010 in Bikini Bodies, Kim Kardashian


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Octo-Mom, Nadya Suleman flaunts a bikini on the cover of Star Magazine. What a difference a photoshopped tummy tuck  year makes. :)

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.20.2010~

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Posted by horiwood on January 21, 2010 in Bikini Bodies, Nadya Suleman


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Even if you’re a country pop super star, like Taylor Swift is, playing bridesmaid to Beyonce at next years Grammy Awards… in America one still has to have those bikini body shots covered off as a part of one’s star badge.

I mean… the president is from Hawaii after all. :)

Here’s Taylor Swift on vacation in her Bikini.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Holllywood California USA. 12.3.09~

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Posted by horiwood on December 4, 2009 in Bikini Bodies, Taylor Swift


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A week of American entertainment and celebrity news would not be complete without a Kardashian family member flaunting their bikini body.

Kim Kardashian wowed New York this week by tweeting this pic of her new toned down bikini body.

Australian and South African blokes are all swooning over this pic along with New York City. In Los Angeles, Kim’s bikini body is common place on the beaches of LA.

America’s Armenian princess is looking good.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.28.09~

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Posted by horiwood on November 29, 2009 in Bikini Bodies, Kim Kardashian


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Britney Spears is looking beach hot again.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com Hollywood California USA. 11.24.09~

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Posted by horiwood on November 24, 2009 in Bikini Bodies, Britney Spears


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