In Prague, it was Suri Cruise‘s moment, to present her new stroller pushing skills to the world as the “gimmick”, while mother Katie Holmes held Suri’s soft toy, and dad Tom produced the whole outing.
Instead, Tom’s hair stole the show of his daughter, because he has hair that is shinier than both his wife and his daughter. Is that wrong? I think so.
Someone needs to sit Tom down, and either a) clone those shiny strands of Top Gunn hair for its luminescent qualities; or b) advise him, to stop outshining his girls and let them have their moment.
The Merriam Webster dictionary defines shiny as being: “having a smooth glossy surface; bright with the rays of the sun; filled with light; rubbed or worn smooth; and, lustrous with shiny secretions.”
Kinda the definition of American celebrity really. Tom knows how to produce.
The man is a study in ‘pay for an appearance of your youthful longevity’ via the medical profession. Needless to say, he’s a walking production. Ridculous Tom!
[Image courtesy of Wenn.Com. Tom Cruise's star, Hollywood Walk of Fame, courtesy of Haka Bro, the unofficial mascot of the New Zealand All Blacks Rugby football team for Rugby World Cup 2011]