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KINGS OF LEON ANNOUNCE 2010 TOUR DATES

How exciting! America’s favorite church-raised boy-band of brothers and cousins, the Kings of Leon who create American national pop-rock anthems for this moment, have announced their tour dates for 2010.

Hotness! I am so going when they hit LA. Love them. The tour dates follow, alongwith at the time of writing, how many peeps have booked tickets already. Get in quick. These lads are uber hot. America today. Love them! With the Kings popularity abroad, it’s amazing us American-dwellers are even getting the chance to see them live in concert at all. Amazing!!!

Tour dates follow:

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PINK ON BLACK: AMBER ROSE ROCKS IT

America’s favorite fashion muse, Amber Rose makes a statement in her black-on-black fashion attire, as she rocks pink heels and futuristic shades. She is the #1 celebrity rating on Horiwood.Com today. Wowsa! That’s some heat.

Kanye West has himself a little winner! Gorgeous!

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Posted by on March 16, 2010 in Amber Rose

 

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QUOTE OF THE DAY: JESSICA SIMPSON ON JOHN MAYER KISSING AND TELLING

Jessica Simpson was asked by Barbara Walters on The View today if she’d talked to John Mayer since her blabbed in his Playboy interivew that he found Simpson to be like sexual napalm to him. Simpson’s reply to Walters was:

“Oh no,” she said. “He’ll never have his napalm again.”

Fair enough too! Jessica Simpson’s new reality TV show, The Price of Pretty debuts tonight here in the USA. Jess also says she would consider dating a plumber. Go here to watch interview, if you want to.

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Posted by on March 16, 2010 in Barbara Walters, Jessica Simpson

 

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MONKEY BUSINESS WITH PARIS HILTON

A lot of you are searching today for Paris Hilton news. It appears that since Lady Gaga came on the scene, she has out-platinumed Paris on every front, where it’s very hard for Ms Hilton to get a look in with the paparazzi. There’s enough blonde in the tabloids already. So for you Paris Hilton fans, here’s animal rights activist Paris Hilton’s Michael Jackson tribute (again) from Wire Image and via, the UK Daily Mail, just in case you miss seeing Paris Hilton’s mug on Horiwood.Com this year in 2010.

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Posted by on March 16, 2010 in Paris Hilton

 

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LOL! UNA LAMARCHE ON SPILT WINE

Una LaMarche is a rising blog superstar, that I really enjoy reading. She has a “hot probs” section on her Sassy Curmudgeon blog, for her fans to write in with questions she will problem solve about. Here’s Una on the topic of “spilt wine.”

Question: Dear Sassy,

They say it’s no use to cry over spilled milk. Is it alright to cry over spilled wine?

Love, Where did the wine go?

Una’s Response: Dear WDTWG,

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Posted by on March 16, 2010 in Humor

 

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KATE WINSLET AND SAM MENDES HAVE SPLIT

Now that her Oscars reign is over, Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes have announced to the world via a that they have gone their separate ways. Says their legal eagle:

“Kate and Sam are saddened to announce that they separated earlier this year. The split is entirely amicable and is by mutual agreement. Both parties are fully committed to the future joint parenting of their children.”

Well… as Hollywood is all about Oscar winning filmmakers, ruling at the moment with spouses and ex-spouses of cinema and the arts (James Cameron, Suzi Amis, Kathryn Bigelow, Linda Hamilton‘s camp), these two will probably still collaborate in Hollywood films, awards shows and #1 box office strategies together in the future.

Divorce is always sad. Wishing them both the best futures ever with their children and their art. It’s always hard, when one person in a relationship gets an enormous amount of success in their career, while the other partner appears to stagnate. Which is what they call “the curse of the Oscar” in Hollywood couples love lives. Reese Witherspoon, Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratman etc, etc, etc.

[Image courtesy of Mikey K]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.15.2010~

 
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Posted by on March 16, 2010 in Kate Winslet, Sam Mendes, UK

 

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FLAT ABS MADONNA AND CHILD: GISELE AND BENJAMIN BRADY

Why is it that famous people always want a sense of immortality?

Brazilians are just too trick with their bodies. Supermodel of the world Gisele Bundchen puts her ab-perfect post-pregnancy Madonna stomach down to “muscle memory” in the fact that once popping out newborn babe, Benjamin Brady her stomach just snapped right back to its original shape, with the help of a bit of Chinese body-wisdom in the form of Kung Fu Fighting exercise.

More remarkable, was that Gisele wanted to call Benjamin, River. She’s like a hori. [I have an Aunty named Awa, which means river back home in New Zealand, and my sister named her son Jordon after the Jordan river] … so as an indigenous thinking soul, I think Gisele is pretty cool.

Says Gisele: ““I wanted him to be called River because I wanted something always flowing, immortal. My husband said, ‘There’s no way we’re going to call him River.’ But my father’s name is Reinoldo, so it’s a homage to him. And it’s like water.”

Quite Americano spiritual really. Like the movie, A River Runs Through It film in the mode of Brad Pitt and Robert Redford. But really a Hollywood nod to Brazil about the Amazon river and her people, that Gisele supports as a humanitarian. Nice.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.15.2010~

 
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Posted by on March 16, 2010 in Babies, Fashion, Models

 

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DEMI LOVATO AND JOE JONAS GO TO CHURCH

It has to be said about Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas new puppy love dating in Church environments, that for Italian-American young entertainers, they are both so atypical to the Jersey Shore guido and guidettes lot, aren’t they?

Very Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston-esque for Joe and Demi, in the Disney spun wholesome teen couples way.

Cute.

[Image courtesy of Bauer Griffin]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.15.2010~

 
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Posted by on March 16, 2010 in Demi Lovato, Joe Jonas

 

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HORIWOOD.COM IS ON THE WAY TO 2.1 MILLION

 

“Imma Free B*ach baby.”

Horiwood.Com is well on the way to the 2.1 million milestone. For growing together… Thank you all very much for your support on Horiwood.Com each day.

Love you all worldwide.

:)

[Image of Wainui Beach from Robbie "Liberty Wahine Bell" Pere-Barker's back yard... I swear! Gisbourne, Ngati Porou Country, East Coast, North Island New Zealand. Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.15.2010]

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Posted by on March 16, 2010 in Horiwood Shout Outs

 

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THE HORIWOOD TOP TEN – SUN 3.14.2010

Be Somebody –[Hori] Kings of Leon

Hot trending topics: Lady Gaga and Beyonce are the center of water cooler talk in the USA. Here’s your top ten.

1. Quotes of the Week: Honey Bee [Beyonce]   

2. Lady Gaga: Bad Romance: Live in New Zealand

3. Disco Stick 21: Vintage Lady Gaga news on Horiwood.Com

4. Manuka Honey out post

5. Waitangi King Bee: Princess Diana, Prince William, Prince Charles

6. Nicole Kidman: 41st hottest star in Hollywood

7. Lady Gaga gets her 5th Number 1 single with Bad Romance

8. Rihanna ‘s bold fashion statement to Lady Gaga & Michelle Obama

9. Stefani Germanotta live performance 2005

10. Rich Sommer goes naked for Improv, vodka +twitter

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.14.2010~

 

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DJ EARWORM’S UNITED STATE OF POP [BLAME IT ON THE POP] 2009 ROCKS

What is pop art? It’s the mixing of symbols, icons that resonate in people’s subconscious in order to evolve the meaning of cultural identity.

Set to music, pop symbology is even better, because pop art is designed to attract the five senses. Pop art usually says, “I’m sexy.” As a rule.

DJ Earworm knows a lot about what makes a hot mess pop mix. Here’s his hit, Blame it on the Pop 2009 remix that looks at the biggest stars of pop music in this piece.

A good DJ is a clever artist. DJ earworm is one of them. Love him.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.14.2010~

 

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POETRY: PRICELESS PIHA POP/ IMMA FREE B*ACH TU BABY

Hollywood Kiwi Pop — National Anthem by Horiwood 2010

Pineapple

popsicles

melt

in salty mouths

on Piha B*ach

in glo[u]rious Summers

quicker

than a

Lady Gaga

pop

song

can make

the wiri of

wave

curl

on the charts

for big kids

still

surfing

USA

between 

archaic

poker faced

paper gangsta

banking

sharks.

. . .

Oh,

priceless

Piha pop.

“Imma free

[Kiwi]

b*ach [Tu] baby.”

paua

torch

of

Liberty

like

freedom’s

ramparts

on the sea

bee-ing heard

afar.

“Make us

faithful

unto

Thee.

God

defend”

our

Whakaata [Cinema]

Paradiso

Popsicle B*ach

Free

Land.

–Horiwood 2010. [3 x * = "Guard Pacific's Triple Star"]. xox

~Maori Postmodern Californian Love Letter from Hollywood to the Popsicle Beach Nation. Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywod California USA. 3.14.2010. Piha Beach is located inWest Auckland, within the tribal region of Ngati Whatua, one of Horiwood’s two Maori tribes of New Zealand, adjacent south of the Ngapuhi tribal region… otherwise known as stunning and fabulous ;) ~

 
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Posted by on March 15, 2010 in America, New Zealand, Poetry, Politics, UK

 

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ALLY OF NEW ZEALAND ON LADY GAGA IN CONCERT

New Zealand fans go Gaga.

“Gaga was the most amazing concert experience of my life. Every minute was pure heaven,” Ally commented. Aww bless!

[Image: Maori, Polynesian girl [aka Marni the dancer from Auckland City--Polynesian Gateway City of the World] pop art pic for Coca Cola NZ & , Auckland City, where Lady Gaga currently is right now]

Oh… Kia ora Ally from Hollywood. :)

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.14.2010~

 
 

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POP ART: ANDY WARHOL’S MARILYN MONROE IS A STUDY

The art of celebrity is a mass produced image. That’s often all it is. As Warhol showed.

Mass = fame. Quantity over quality. If you can combine both, a quality star product plus mass produce their image… as an artist you’re onto a winner. Or, originality isn’t always the biggest way to sell or generate money for the economy. Mass production is in these times.

I’m having a pop focus on Horiwood.Com at the minute, because one of the best things America has to help recover a trillion dollar deficit, is an ability to make and sell pop art, pop artists and pop culture around the world. So, let’s try and support that. Banana yellow is always such a great color, when looking at pop art’s commentary on American society. Too true. :)

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.14.2010~

 
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Posted by on March 15, 2010 in Andy Warhol, Art, artist, Economy, Marilyn Monroe

 

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RICH SOMMER OF MAD MEN GOES NAKED FOR VODKA + TWITTER

Mad Men‘s Rich Sommer  decided to give his co-star, Christina Hendrick‘s a run for her celebrity money, at the Upright Citizen’s Brigade Improv Theater, next store to Birds cafe in Franklin village, Hollywood this weekend.

[Here's Mo Collins doing Shakira ... for laughs today]

Anyway back to Rich Sommer, because as you know in Hollywood… when you’re an actor you’re either buff like Ryan Reynolds or Taylor Lautner or you can either go the way of comedic types like Seth Rogin. The latter is what Rich Sommers is doing when he took it all off, and stepped out onto UCB’s stage in the buff, to show he had a sense of humor for 42 Below vodka’s Night of 140 Tweets.

Now as 42 below vodka was originally a creation of my home country New Zealand, I should say something about this.

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Posted by on March 15, 2010 in Humor, Twitter

 

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AUBREY O’DAY IS CHERRY PIE IN WEST HOLLYWOOD

Aubrey O’Day who now is just famous for being famous, graced our hood of West Hollywood this weekend, at Millions of Milkshakes. Yes, Aubrey does, make celebrity look so easy, doesn’t she? Aubrey should start a blog. :)

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.14.2010~

[Image courtesy of Wenn.Com]

 
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Posted by on March 15, 2010 in Aubrey O'Day, West Hollywood

 

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WRITE A SCRIPT: GEOFFREY FLETCHER’S WINNING OSCARS MOMENT INSPIRES

At 39, Geoffrey Fletcher just inspires. Fancy winning an Oscar for your first screenplay ever. Wowsa! He too cool! Go Waterford, Conneticut in the Hollywood House! Love it.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.14.2010~

 
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MODEL CITIZEN: MARK ZUCKERBERG IS 25 AND WORTH $4 BILLION

Face Book’s Mark Zuckerberg is 25 and worth $4 billion. The Harvard graduate harnessed the power of social networking, combining IT technology, developing a business that rests on the premise that telephone companies, can’t have all the money to link good people up with other good people, just to share information.

Blah blah on a telephones, exists only in someone’s memory once a verbal conversation has been had. s a result, blah blah is often sketchy, as there is never any accountability to it, once words have been spoken without a trace;  so Zuckerberg added pics upload-ability plus copy/text ability… to rival phone companies’ modes of communication technology and give us every daylittle  people, our 15 minutes of fame, via the business building block… of “a Face Book profile.”   

Love this kid. He’s a good role model in these times for American youngsters to think big and dream bigger. Knowledge (and communicating knowledge) equals shared power. And on that note… whoever does “FaceSpace”, like for reals… is going to be onto a winner. :)

Props to Mark Zuckerberg today! [Pic courtesy of Forbes Magazine]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.14.2010~

 
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Posted by on March 15, 2010 in Billionaires, Mark Zuckerberg

 

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GWEN STEFANI GLAMS UP THE ITALIAN-AMERICAN PEROXIDE FOR INSTYLE MAGAZINE

Six words define Gwen Stefani‘s relevance and American glamor on the cover of A-List style guide, InStyle Magazine. Those words are… Italian-American pop divas are hot! You know it. Alongwith Beyonce, they rule the world.

Think pizza mass-commercial accessibility; with peroxide poured on top of their talented (naturally) dark-haired heads in the mode of La Dolce Vita cinematic Italian glamor meets Marilyn Monroe peroxided glamor; while being set to catchy well-written pop tunes …to nail their warm and hospitable pop cultural appeal worldwide.

Health PSA: Any short-haired girl or boy, risking cancer to look good…  and ever peroxiding their hair (and in Young Hollywood that’s 1/4 of the City since Gaga rose to fame!!!)–are following in the footsteps of these Italian-American blonde pop divas stamp on the world.

Thanks Gwen for the fashion shoot! Or is that “Aunty Gwen,” of the pop world now? Here’s Gwen doing Avatar blue and MJ-esque black or white, for the USA’s  fashion style palate. Let’s see what Stefani comes up with pop wise, in her next album offering.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.14.2010~

 
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Posted by on March 15, 2010 in America, Fashion, Gwen Stefani

 

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ALICE IN WONDERLAND IS #1 AT THE BOX OFFICE AGAIN

For the second week, as expected, Tim Burton‘s Alice in Wonderland dominates at the box office in its second week. The film is on track to take in $85 million this week, which would bring expected earnings to $200 million so far, after this weekend. 3D is the future of blockbuster films.

[Image of Alice In Wonderland billboard, snapped right here in the West Hollywood hood on Sunset Strip, currently undergoing good City development, courtesy of Horiwood]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.14.2010~

 
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Posted by on March 14, 2010 in 3D, Box Office Stars, Movie News

 

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LADY GAGA LIVE IN AUCKLAND CITY LAST NIGHT

Bad Romance but this time in New Zealand… I hope Gaga got to see the beautiful countryside of Middle Earth, New Zealand and wasn’t just on her telephone in her hotel room, the whole time she was staying in the Green-Thinking Paradise of the world.

Here’s America’s favorite ”free b*tch baby” performing her blonde weaves, metallic colored accesories and sunglasses  off in Auckland City last night. What a concert! Go Gaga and Go Auckland City! :)

[Images of Auckland City's Sky Tower, with a Lady Gaga-esque disco ball twist reflection for ya...  and iconic City of Sails image courtesy of David Wall]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.14.2010~

 
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Posted by on March 14, 2010 in Lady Gaga, New Zealand

 

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ART: GOD THE FATHER by MICHAELANGELO

What a great artist Michaelangelo was. Here’s his God The Father painting from the ceiling of the Sistine chapel. Italians have always been such great artists of the world. Love him!

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Posted by on March 14, 2010 in Art, artist, Italy

 

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THE HORIWOOD TOP TEN – SAT 3.13.2010

America holds the world’s attention with US pop stars to remain on top. With her new music video, online results show, that the world has gone Gaga.

Here’s your top ten news and entertainment choices today. “Imma be, Imma be, Imma Imma Gaga Bee”… seems to be the smokey-eyed tune you’re all singing, like you’ve all just discovered the elixer of manuka honey from beautiful New Zealand, or something! You’re all too much! And.. Go Lady Gaga! And the incomparable Beyonce.

1. QUOTES OF THE WEEK: HONEY BEE [BEYONCE]

2. THE GAGAS WANT TO DOMINATE THE FASHION WORLD

3. MAXIMUM GAGA: LADY GAGA DOES MAXIM

4. WORLD PREMIERE: TELEPHONE MUSIC VIDEO

5. MAORI MANUKA HONEY KEEPS YOU YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL

6. TAYLOR LAUTNER IS AMERICA’S MOST WANTED

7. NESIAN MYSTIK – POLYNESIA’S GREATEST BOY BAND

8. THE MOMENT LADY GAGA WAS HONORED FOR SELLING 8 MILLION ALBUMS

9. POP ART: VINTAGE MUHAMMAD ALI

10. BEFORE FAME MONSTER: LADY GAGA REINACTS DAVID CARRADINE’S THAI DEATH SCENE

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.13.2010~

 

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NEW MUSIC: GIN WIGMORE’S HEY HO

Shot on location here in Los Angeles in the Hollywood Hills, this month, here’s Kiwi girl, Gin Wigmore and her Kiwi pop honey sound, with a new song called Hey Ho.

I lover her! She’s a Kiwi honey bee Pop Princess of New Zealand. Cheeky blonde fun! :)

[Hi Gin. If you're still here in LA, leave a comment on this blog post, and lets do lunch. Kia ora girl! Welcome to LA]

Lyrics follow after the honey bee jump:

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.13.2010~

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NEW MUSIC: FOUR TRACK SAMPLES from ROBYN

New Music is always good for the soul. Here’s the artist known as Robyn with track samples of some new songs she’s penned titled: You Keep Looking for Love, None of Dem, Dancing on My Own and Don’t Tell Me What to F*cking Do.

Nice one girl! It’s the artist who avoids all the hype and just creates new music [product] like a productive little busy bee, that wins out in the end. Love it. This girl’s got honey pop too.

UPDATE: Already Robyn’s record company has yanked this clip. Building the mystique around their artist. Sorry. :) So, here’s this very distorted clip uploaded by Robyn’s fans where you can still hear her new music. She’s very cool.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood, California USA. 3.13.2010~

 
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Posted by on March 13, 2010 in Music Industry News

 

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IT’S A RECORD BREAKING DAY ON HORIWOOD.COM for 2010

Thank you. Let’s go America!  :)

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.13.2010~

 
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Posted by on March 13, 2010 in Horiwood Shout Outs, Lady Gaga

 

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LATINO POP ART PHOTOGRAPHY: MIKE RUIZ ON MADONNA

Caliente! Be Somebody.

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Posted by on March 13, 2010 in Latino, Madonna

 

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VINTAGE: ROYAL MADONNA & CHILD – LADY DIANA, PRINCE WILLIAM, PRINCE CHARLES & A NEW ZEALAND BUZZY BEE TOY

You are the light of the world. A city that is set on a hill, cannot be hidden.

Here’s one for my UK people. When Prince William Windsor was a baby, his first public appearance took place at the historic Government House grounds.

For his debut to the world in Aotearoa New Zealand his parents hose to photograph the young Prince in line to the British throne, with an iconic … that all babies love in New Zealand. It’s a Kiwi classic.

Incidentally, Waitangi where Willam’s descendant Queen Victoria entered a treaty with the Maori people of New Zealand is located in the northern tribal region of New Zealand of the Ngapuhi Tonu Nui tribe–the largest Maori tribe of descendants in New Zealand as well as being the ancient tribe of Horiwood’s maternal grandmother Ruihi Haratuku Ngakuru. A lady who was fierce in spirit and rich in love for her family and granchildren. For her great service and love to her whanau (family) and community in the City of West Auckland, Ruihi became the Queen Bee of us all in her whanau (family).

Always remembered, even in Hollywood… for her brand of no nonsense entertainment and her great heart of Love. Horiwood’s grandfather Wiremu [William] Punga Hill, of the Ngati Whatua Maori tribe, is descended from William Hill of England as well. Wiremu remembered fondly too for being a man astutely aware of World politics and his tall stature and vice-like gripping hand shake, like steel. :)

Prince William is the UK’s King Beekeeper of the Commonwealth nations Heads of State. If honey is a nation’s culture, Maori-Kiwis, Kiwis and Prince William know how to spin culture into honey. It’s how his family and New Zealand make authentic culture the world admires and loves.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.13.2010~

 
 

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JOE JONAS & DEMI LOVATO ARE DATING

How cute.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.13.2010~

 
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Posted by on March 13, 2010 in Demi Lovato, Joe Jonas

 

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