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THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – TUE 8.25.09

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Chris Brown gets sentenced to 5 years of probation in LA. Eonline. Here’s your top 10 celebrities and news items of interest Tuesday.

1. ANGELINA JOLIE & BRAD PITT…. ‘COS THEY CAN!

2. JENNIFER ANISTON, AN ELLE-GANT GIRL NEXT DOOR

3. VMA AWARDS: LADY GAGA VS BEYONCE

4. 10 QUOTES BY ROBERT PATTINSON FOR SUMMER

5. WATCHING INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS AT THE ARCLIGHT IN HOLLYWOOD

6. JASON MRAZ MAKES MUSIC HISTORY. AMERICA HE’S YOURS

7. JESSICA SZOHR AND KELLAN LUTZ ARE HOT, YOUNG & HAVING FUN

8. NIVEA HAMILTON IS EXPECTING LIL WAYNE’S BABY

9. BAR REFAELI COVERS ESQUIRE

10. THE US NATIONAL DEBT CLOCK CAN’T DAMPEN PEOPLES SPIRITS

BONUS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLAKE LIVELY & ALEXANDER SKARSGARD

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Rihanna was in New York, looking healthy and good. Wenn.com

 
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Posted by on August 26, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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PROJECT RUNWAY IS BACK WITH A HUGE SURGE IN RATINGS

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Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn got off to a great start with Season 6 of Project Runway. The  embattled TV show made a triumphant return, after its many IP legal battles about the show. Endurance  paid off. Heidi, Tim and a new line up of Project Runway fashion designers and talent, garnered a 33% lift in ratings for the reality  TV Series.

I love the fact that the guy who was untrained at fashion school won the first challenge of red carpet couture. I also love the fact that he was from Minnesota!

Go Minnesota in LA! Hey Mo, hey Danny, hey Buzzworks. Love you all!

Lindsay Lohan who was a guest judge, showed how  biz smart and savvy this young lady can be when it comes to fashion. She’s not just a famous face. That girl worked it out about the practicality of good fashion design combined with saleable fashion that could actually work with retailers in stores. Just goes to show, you can never judge a book by its cover. Lohan’s biz brains impressed!

 
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Posted by on August 25, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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PROJECT ANGEL FOOD FEEDS THE HUNGRY AND THE AFFLICTED

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Donate today. Yesterday, outside  my job in Hollywood, my boss noticed a man asleep on the pavement. The image stayed in my mind. It was disturbing and not right. He was in his late 50s. So I’m posting this post today. Let’s make a difference in Los Angeles.

One of my favorite organizations in LA is Project Angel Food. They’re amazing. They look after the hungry, the homeless, the sick and the afflicted. To donate, go here.

To read more about Project Angel Food’s Mission and why Fergie of The Black Eyed Peas loves them too… Read the rest of this entry »

 
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Posted by on August 25, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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KATY PERRY IS PERFORMING LIVE IN LA SOON

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Have you got your tickets yet? Here’s Katy Perry performing at London’s V festival.  I’m so going to see her live in concert in LA! Woooooooooot!

 
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Posted by on August 25, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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KATE MOSS: ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER MAGAZINE COVER

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Kate Moss covers AnOther Magazine. It’s the 10 year Anniversary of the magazine, and to  celebrate they have 4 covers of Moss, Vanessa Paradis (Johnny Depp’s wife), Katie Holmes and Natalie Portman. Moss as usual, looks fierce.

 
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Posted by on August 25, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLAKE LIVELY & ALEXANDER SKARSGARD

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Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively turned 22 today. Alexander Skarsgard of True Blood turned 33. Happy B’day.

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Posted by on August 25, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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JASON MRAZ MAKES MUSIC HISTORY. AMERICA HE’S YOURS

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Jason Mraz has made history.  His hit I’m  Yours became the longest-running song on the Hot 100 chart in Billboard’s 51 year history. No other music artist has claimed this feat on the zenith of music’s mountain peaks. He’s surprising. 

Although Mraz refers to I’m Yours as being “genre-less,” it’s not. It’s reggae-scar.He’s the male version of Gwen Stefani, but stripped back.Period. It is what it is.

No music is ever genre-less. Human beings have been creating ‘unique’ music for centuries, that Mraz has borrowed from or been influenced by. Let’s cut the crap.

However, I’m Yours is the only song to hit No.1 on the major 4 radio-centric based charts. These being: The Mainstream Top 40, Adult Contemporary, Adult Top 40, Pop Songs and in addition, Triple A. 

I so knew this was going to happen. When vacationing in Hawaii, (The Obama Sunshine State of the USA — get there or be square!), it was the one song you ever heard performed live in all 5 live entertainment venues you walked  passed on the way to dinner. The song when performed by local Hawaiian artists (either white or Polynesian and Asian) had  varying degrees of Hawaiian guitar twang to it, but there was no denying it was an unofficial American national anthem for Summer.

The Hawaiian people have great taste in music by the way. They pick fusion artists THE BEST out of any state in the US (as well as growing ‘savior’ presidents). This is Hawaii’s forte, as being the ‘defending military outpost’ of America. If we trust Hawaii with that job, we should also trust Hawaii to pick our music hits, no? Yes!

People in recession need two things; the need to escape somewhere tropical and also the need to feel useful and wanted. The lyrics of I’m Yours and its exotic reggae beats, mediated that vibe really well. What sets Mraz apart,  as a white guy with a big hit, is that he borrowed heavily from Jamaica. To say this song is genre-less is kinda lame, but we applaud him today anyway. False humility (the humorous version of it) fused with amazing talent, is why Mraz goes icognito, to clean up the music stakes. Hopefully, now that he’s achieved honors in music, he can now be a man, and reference his music influences a bit more clearly.

He caught the Obama Hawaiian vibe in America, at the turn of history. He owes his success in America as much to Barack Obama as he does to Bob Marley. Let’s call Jace The Ace out on that. America is not that gullible, but the excuse of “genre-less” was very cute. For good music that sounds exactly like Jason Mraz, order Katacahfire albums on iTunes. Jason Mraz’s We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things is a brilliant masterpiece. If you haven’t bought your copy, buy it today. I loved it. Still do. Live in concert, this  man is phenomenal.

Congrats Mr Mraz!

 
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Posted by on August 25, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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SLIIMY’S WAKE UP FAILS TO IMPRESS

No matter how hard I try to appreciate new artist, Sliimy’s music, I just can’t get past the fact that Sliimy looks like Lady Gaga doing a very bad drag impression of Nick Jonas. It’s very off-putting.

Nice stop-motion animation though. The music video direction deserves a gold medal for making up for Sliimy’s below average music. Compare Sliimy to the reggae band Katchafire below. Um…. yeah! The Katchafire bros are way better.

 
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Posted by on August 25, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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THE UK’S MARK LESTER…

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… just won’t shut up about being the dad of Paris Katherine Jackson. Though no DNA tests have been conducted yet, this dude is everywhere in the media yapping on about it.

Did it ever occur to him, that he may not be Paris Jackson’s biological dad? No. Yet  he still continues to go on talk shows like NBC’s Today Show.

Janet Jackson must be tearing her weave out at all the family drama, post her brother MJ’s death. But then again, she’d be used to it. She’s a Jackson. Goes with the territory.

 
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Posted by on August 25, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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COS THEY CAN!

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have bought the French Chateau that they stayed in when their twins were  being born in the  beautiful countryside of Provence, France.

What did they pay for the private “home” in France? A cool $74 million. Dare I say it, but it’s nice to see these two living like movie stars for once. They give so much to charity to make the world a better place. Finally they are loving themselves. It’s all about balance.

I guess a few more commercials in Japan will refill their coffers somewhat. Angie is half French, so it’s to be expected they’d buy a French pad and spend time in France with the children.

A nice PR move too when Brad’s latest film, The Inglourious Bastards is set in France and reigns at #1 at the box office. The house purchase should get more cinema goers who love all things Brad AND Angie, into theaters. Angie throws her movie star status behind her beau to fill up cinemas. Clever. She’s the only A-List star who does not have a publicist, yet she’s the invisible architectural publicist of them all. She’s the king pin of Hollywood’s entire star system. All stars follow her lead. Love her smarts! She’s humble with it.

 
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Posted by on August 25, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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THE GIRL FROM TEN GOSSIP TWEETED ME TONIGHT

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As it was a private (direct) tweet, I can’t share it with you. But she’s fun! I like her energy a lot!

Instead, I’ll share her pic of Kola the dog, taking  Twilight Eclipse’s Kelan Lutz for a skate on his board.

Note  how the Ten Gossip Girl, has those really cool graphic fonts on her blog pics, and I don’t. Oh well!

To see more of the Ten Gossip Girl’s cool shizzle as a blogger, go here.

 
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Posted by on August 25, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – MON 8.24.09

GonaDragushaMissKosovo2009Gona Dragusha, Miss Kosovo, was second runner up in The Miss Universe Pageant, Sunday. She brings shades of Audrey Hepburn’s glamour to the global stage. Here’s your top 10 on Horiwood.Com.

Three Brits, a Native American Indian, An African American songstress, 4 Americans and a Kiwi round out your eclectic choices, Monday. I love this blog! It’s what you choose each day that makes it wild, crazy fun. I never know what ya’ll going to do next. 

1. 10 QUOTES BY ROBERT PATTINSON FOR SUMMER

2. SUSAN BOYLE HAS RECORDED HER FIRST TRACK

3. MAXIMUM GAGA: LADY GAGA DOES MAXIM MAGAZINE

4. MAD MEN’S CHRISTINA HENDRICKS DOES ESQUIRE

5. WHAT A GUY! RICHARD CHANDLER IS A BILLIONAIRE PHILANTHROPIST

6. REVOLUTIONARY MUSIC WOMAN: TRACEY CHAPMAN

7. AMY WINEHOUSE’S SPECIAL RETURN

8. ALEX MERAZ: BEING HIMSELF AT THE POW WOW

9. BRITNEY SPEARS LOSES 20 POUNDS IN 4 WEEKS

10. MICHAEL JACKSON’S THREE CHILDREN WILL BE WELL TAKEN CARE OF 

Giving Opportunity: To donate to the United Negro College Fund go here

latest tweet on twitter is: “don’t do things for popularity. some of the most unpopular people in the world were the greatest. just be yourself. :) from web

 
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Posted by on August 25, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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EXPLORE THE NIGHT LIFE OF CHINA

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BeijingBoyce.Com is the website that you need, if young, hip and wanting to go out somewhere fun and dine in China.

Love it! Check it out if in China, or China bound.

 
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Posted by on August 25, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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TRUE FACT: BOLLYWOOD SOAP OPERAS ARE WATCHED MORE THAN AMERICAN SOAP OPERAS

Difference is  always a beautiful thing. It makes the world an interesting place to live in. Here’s part 1 of Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai. The exciting thing about democracy on the internet, is that Bollywood entertainment rates big. Internet search engines don’t discriminate against difference. They just rank what’s popular. Democracy is alive and well. Enjoy!

 
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Posted by on August 25, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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WATCHING INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS AT THE ARCLIGHT IN HOLLYWOOD

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On Saturday I had the joy of watching Inglourious Basterds at The Arclight Theater on Sunset & Vine.  

From the  outset, it was clearly  a Tarantino film, the Fleu di Lise played on a grand piano, juxtaposed with classical el mariarchi guitar, in the opening sequence of  the film’s soundtrack, let you immediately know Tarantino was hard at work as an auteur of Hollywood  film. Ironically the music was working. Very clever.

I normally don’t  like violent films. So, every time there was a violent scene, I closed my eyes. Consequently, I heard but did not see 1/4 of Quentin Tarantino’s latest film. That being said, despite the  swastika being carved into the foreheads of Nazi heads with Brad Pitt wielding a jungle knife, I still enjoyed it  a lot.

The way the different storylines all came together, to an explosive end was clever to say the least. Set  in Nazi  Germany occupied France, the Basterds chronicles the fictitious death of Adolph Hitler and Josef  Goebbels in a small town cinema theater.

Let’s face it, Steven Speilberg may have done Shindler’s List, a brilliant masterpiece about The Holocaust, but Inglourious Bastards is a film that is the ultimate in Jewish-Centric cinema. I mean,where else does Hitler’s face get shot up and grossly disfigured at close range by a gun to the point that Freddie Krueger looks pretty.

It’s Italian-American director, Quentin Tarantino giving the Hollywood powers  that be, what they really want. He’s the anti Mel Gibson really, and it’s so working for him in this film as he nudges towards another Oscar nod. Yet politics aside, and looking outside of a Jewish-centric lens for a second, Soshanna’s storyline, brings an aspect of human redemption, that makes her story, a story about humanity and not just the Jewish struggle of survival.

Finding that fine line, amidst spectacular grotesque violence and how she avenged the death of her family, makes this film work and forgivable of  its many violent representations. Redemption happens in this film. That’s why I’m giving it the thumbs up.

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To see Shoshanah, a Jewish projectionist, get revenge on Hitler, was actually quite thrilling. And we have to agree with Brad Pitt’s character (Lt. Aldo Raine) in the movie, who gets the last word that “this could quite possibly be [Brad's]  best work yet.”

The Arclight theater was packed at 1pm Saturday (a good sign). People  clapped at the film’s end (another good sign). They left the cinema smiling (perhaps at sheer relief the 2hr 40 minute movie was actually over). And the world seemed  like a better place out of the theater in the  Californian sunlight again.

Because of its very pro-Jewish storyline, rumor has it, that Inglourious Basterds has Oscars buzz written all over it. Hollywood is a very Jewish run town. So it wouldn’t surprise me. One of Quentin Tarantino’s best films to date. Though Pulp Fiction still remains my fav. If  you are 18 or over and love blood, guts and gore. This is your movie hot ticket this year.

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The movie  belongs to two  actors Stellar performances: Christoph Waltz playing Nazi  Cpl Wilhem Wicki and Diane Kruger’s brilliant Brigette Von Hammersmark (a German actress, turned anti-Nazi informer). Both were brilliant but Waltz was incredible. At his hands, a glass of  milk, whipped  cream on apple strudel, or the  pristine plaster-of-paris-white of a leg-cast, have never looked so chilling.

To see more info of the film’s ensemble cast, go here to IMDB.Com. RP

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Posted by on August 25, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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ANNA PAQUIN WOULD DIE FOR HER ART

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When you win at Oscar at 10 years of age, you perhaps have nothing to fear as an actress in Hollywood. You definitely have nothing to prove. Passion is what’s  left to bring to the table artistically and offer the world.

AnnaPaquinNylon2Anna Paquin would die for her art. She’s the #1 reason why True  Blood is so hot on HBO!

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Kiwi  girls rule in Hollywood. You know it. Anna appears on the cover and in the latest issue of Nylon Magazine. Love her!

 
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Posted by on August 25, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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DONATE TO THE UNITED NEGRO COLLEGE FUND

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African American students  are in need of a lift to support America’s next wave of bright leaders.  The United Negro College Fund needs $5 million right now, to get UNCF’s existing students through college.

Give  generously and donate here. Generosity of spirit releases new life into your spirit, business endeavors and your own dreams being fulfilled quicker. Become a part of investing in the next wave of American leadership today.

One more reason of motivation to do so, the man below. Thanks team.

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Posted by on August 25, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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JENNIFER ANISTON, AN ELLE-GANT GIRL NEXT DOOR

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Jennifer Anniston’s Elle pics have hit the web. Years after she played Rachael in Friends, Aniston still does a very likable girl next door. 40s are the new 30s in a recession. Props to J.A!

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Posted by on August 25, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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VINCE McMAHON WRESTLES FOR THE CABLE TV MARKET

VinceMcMahonToLaunchCableTVVince McMahon, owner of the World Wrestlers Entertainment Inc brand, has announced to  the world that he wants to launch his own Cable TV Channel.

McMahon has set a two year time frame to do this in. At this rate he’s going to beat Oprah Winfrey’s OWN cable channel to the punch.

Vince Macmahon hopes to widen the WWE brand to be a bit softer, rather than steroids, tan and choreographed fight scenes in the WWE ring. He’s smart. I can’t wait to see the reality TV series of The Real Housewives of WWE.

Just kidding, but there’s so much potential to grow this brand. Congrats Mr McMahon for having vision to grow.

 
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Posted by on August 25, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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THE US NATIONAL DEBT CLOCK CAN’T DAMPEN HOPE

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The US National debt clock online is staggering. To view it’s face of truth and reality, go here. One should never argue with the truth. Truth provides a snap shot in time, that’s true, whether we like it or not. So,  I like this clock! It says a lot. Like…. 

America’s war industry (as well as national defense against the threat of US enemies) currently has the country in $516,000,000 and rising as at 8pm, 24th August, 2009.

The US National debt currently sits at $11,748,050,000. Or at an average to every US citizen at $38,233 per person.

The good news is, that the latter figure doesn’t sound too bad. If every American citizen pays $4k extra each for the next 10 years, the debt is repaid. 

There’s always a positive side to everything. It just goes to show how a shift from money and material things (as measures of success) is needed and valuable at this time. If money  is not the only focus, then the soul of the American people can never be lean in times of duress. We live in such times.

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There is something special about a crowd of people smiling in America. Despite the alarming rate the national debt clock racks up higher numbers, hope is alive and well here in America.

 
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Posted by on August 25, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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FANS REACT AS MICHAEL JACKSON’S DEATH IS RULED A HOMICIDE

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MTV News coverage today centered around the L.A. coroner’s office report on the death of Michael Jackson that has finally been released. The Coroner’s report directly links Jackson’s death to the extremely lethal levels of the the propofol anaesthetic in his system. The report goes further to officially classify the King of Pop’s death as a homicide. The findings caused a media frenzy Monday in the US. As to be expected, the news surprised, saddened, angered and outraged fans.

The homicide report now gives the LAPD a further reason to speak with MJ’s doctor, Dr Conrad Murray. The results just affirm the original suspicion of Michael Jackson’s sister, LaToya Jackson, who always said she believed her brother was murdered.

That’s the big news story in Hollywood, Monday.

 
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Posted by on August 25, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SUN 23.09

RyanAlexanderJenkinsJasmineFioresAmerica  was shocked  over the weekend when Reality TV Love went wrong. Reality TV star Ryan Alexander Jenkins murdered his TV co-star and real life girlfriend, Jasmine Flores and stuffed her body in a suitcase, that was discovered in a Southern Californian dumpster. He later took his own life after he crossed  the border into Canada. Shocking, sad, unecessary! RIP. Our thoughts go out to all of their family and friends and this time. Poor Jasmine Flores.

In other news, here’s  how you all voted your Sunday entertainment items of interest here in Hollywood on Horiwood.Com.

1. KRISTEN STEWART ON BEING AN ACTRESS

2. 10 QUOTES BY ROBERT PATTINSON FOR SUMMER

3. ART PIC – SALVADOR DALI

4. SIEDAH GARRETT’S MICHAEL JACKSON TRIBUTE

5. REVOLUTIONARY MUSIC WOMAN: TRACEY CHAPMAN IS PROFOUND

6. VMA AWARDS: LADY GAGA VS BEYONCE

7. HORIWOOD’S TOP RANKING CELEBRITIES LIST FOR 2009

8. WILL KATE MIDDLETON BE THE FUTURE QUEEN OF ENGLAND?

9. ALEXANDER SKARSGARD IS THE NEW BRAD PITT

10. GIVE THE GIFT OF HOPE IN DISTRICT 9, NEW ORLEANS

Success occurs when preparation meets opportunity; and many, not just yourself, benefit too. Together Everyone Achieves More. from web

 
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Posted by on August 24, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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AMY WINEHOUSE’S SPECIAL RETURN

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Amy Winehouse  surprised UK music lovers when she  made a guest appearance for The Specials at the  V Festival over the weekend.

Amy’s guest appearance on the song You’re Wondering Now, shows how the singer  is making a comeback in leaps and bounds.

Good luck honey! She’s doing well. Here in the US, singer Whitney Houston’s comeback album drops in 8 days time on August 31.

With Winehouse and Whitney we have two grammy winning singers, both strong women who have battled with and are beating their demons. 

Great to see!

 
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Posted by on August 24, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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MILLA JOVOVICH & PAUL ANDERSON MARRY

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Model and action actress, Mila Jovovich married her longtime love, Paul W.S Anderson at their Beverly Hills home in the weekend.

Congrats to the happy couple for tying the knot. Splash

 
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Posted by on August 24, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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iMAORI POETRY 101 – HORIWOOD ON THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE

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Kia Ora (hello). Some of you are asking me why I don’t write much poetry  these days and just blog about celebrities. So this one’s for you. It’s a poem submitted for Lua, poetry anthology collection of Maori and Polynesian Poets around the world. Editors are: Robert Sullivan, Reina Whaitiri and Dr Albert Wendt. Originally, I wrote for  Whetu Moana when being trained by author and professor, Witi Ihimaera, in the  art of creative writing.

To  enjoy and appreciate my  poetry for its inflections of  the Maori language, I recommend using this tool, to understand words you may not have heard of before. Being a hori (Maori)  in Hollywood is a pioneering thing, so the online Maori dictionary will help any of you LA types reading it.

My  poems from Whetu Moana I, are taught in Universities in America (the mainland), New Zealand, Hawaii, the UK and Edinburgh Scotland to name a few. So…. I’m shouting this out to all you guys and dolls today doing English Literature progams around the world. Thanks for reading poetry. And most importantly, may you all continue to write your own poetry too.

Flip the hood to read:

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 iMaori is the name of my phone

that uses niu media in a hori way

 

‘the taiaha of new technologies

used skillfully in brown hands’

 

online it searches the Maori dictionary

–the Ngata version, of course.

 

finding kupu food  to enlighten and

illuminate the wairua and mind

 

it’s also the Maori stork, delivering

in Rei Tu and Rei Pai legendary fashion

fresh pics of pepi, Jake Kereama

 

he’s of Nga Puhi Tonu Nui descent

was born into a hapu of Whakapara

 

while his Uncle Hami played Kupe

in a faraway Hollywood land

 

my phone houses the inner marae walls

held in the crucified palm of my hand

 

flickering through digitized sepia photographs

of my grandparents and the many greats

 

who walked in my moccasins long before

jandals were even invented for big hori feet

 

where their ancient tribal paths meet the axis

of my globalised Maori self, I still hang with them

 

iMaori brings me Hotere’s vintage wisdom too

of no ordinary sun poetic epiphanies

 

of a simple life lived with profound thoughts

defining life beyond an economic atomic

Bush bomb

 

There are no ‘enhaloed clouds’ in sight, but

an economic recession sits heavy on the moko Read the rest of this entry »

 
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Posted by on August 23, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity News

 

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10 QUOTES BY ROBERT PATTINSON FOR SUMMER

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Because it is US Summer, here’s 10 Quotes by  actor  Robert Pattinson, of Twilight, Eclipse,  New Moon, Little Ashes, Remember Me and now, Summerhouse fame. Happy Summer everyone!

On being an Actor:“I haven’t really decided to be an actor yet! I started doing plays when I was about 15 or 16. I only did it because my dad saw a bunch of pretty girls in a restaurant and he asked them where they came from and they said drama group. He said “Son, that is where you need to go.”

On having to sign autographs and their  value: “I went to one of these signing conventions. It was one of the most interesting experiences I ve had. It was so strange that people would pay for autographs. You keep thinking you should do a little dance for them as well or something.” 

On doing it the Jack  Nicholson way: “I aspire to be Jack Nicholson. I love every single mannerism. I used to try and be him in virtually everything I did, I don’t know why. I watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest when I was about 13, and I dressed like him. I tried to do his accent. I did everything like him. I think it’s kind of stuck with me.”

On his famous hair do, including the “coif”: ““Sometimes I just take my head out of my ass!”

On being financially driven and motivated: “I started doing a paper round when I was about 10. I started earning £10 a week and then I was obsessed with earning money until I was about 15.”

On being sexy and stupid all in one: “I’m a big hard tool”

On extending his range as an actor: “I am now determined to do really weird parts but I think I overdo it in auditions so nobody really trusts me! “

On his fight  scene with Cam Gigandet: “I kicked his ass, because I don’t hold back. I fight like a little bitch. I’d bite and pull his pants down and stuff.”

On avoiding the paparazzi fan madness: “But instead I’m just getting more and more conspicuous; I’m wearing two hoods, a hat and sunglasses, which kind of stands out in the middle of the night. So I’m learning to sprint.”

On dealing with his  success in film: “Sometimes I think, ‘To hell with acting,’ and then I realize I could be working at a shoe shop, acting is much cooler.”

Quotes were sourced from RobertPattinson.Org and that totally crazy, obsessed  girl who never ever sleeps but  is always tweeting and blogging from TenGossip.Com. More quotes were sourced from: RobertPattinsonOnline.Com. Pics from Robert Pattinson’s upcoming movie,Summerhouse, were sourced from TwilightSingapore.Com.

 

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OUT TAKE: KRISTEN STEWART & TAYLOR LAUTNER

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Here’s  an out take pic of actors Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner for their  Entertainment Weekly shoot. Hasn’t Taylor Lautner had an amazing year!

 
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HORIWOOD’S 10 TOP TWILIGHT ECLIPSE WEBSITES

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On Horiwood.Com we are a huge fan of author Stephenie Meyer and her cast of characters she created in the Twilight Saga book series. We also love her brilliance  for giving young people in a recession film careers too, with the casting of Twilight’s big young super stars in her Summit Entertainment films. She’s an architect of  Hollywood with the power of the pen. Love it.

But first up, here’s our hot pick of a Twilight Saga website that is  a rising star. It’s called TwilightSingapore.Com and it  is proof that fantastic things happen online outside of American in entertainment. Nice one Singapore! We feel you.

In honor  of Stephenie Meyer, here’s our Top 10 Twilight  Saga Websites on Horiwood.Com:

1. The Twilight Saga.Com – features a great interview with director Catherine Hardwicke and currently has a penchant for Taylor Lautner’s Jacob Black film character. Mainly centered around hawking Twilight’s latest merchandise for the film series the site is  rated #1 on google.com’s search engines.

The latest merchandise being offered is a promotion featuring the cover for New Moon: The Official Illustrated Movie Companion which is to be published by Little, Brown on October 6th. The visual guide to the second Twilight fim features exclusive full-color photos of the cast, sets and locations and is the ultimate companion to the movie  which hits theaters November 20th.

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2. TwilightTheMovie.Com: This site needs Flash, version 10 to enjoy. It’s a very pretty site. 

3. StephenieMeyer.Com: I love this site, for the other author book recommends that Stephenie  Meyer writes  about too. She’s a really humble literary bird. At the moment she recommends reading:   and  by Elizabeth Knox. You just get the feeling with Stephenie  Meyer, that she  wants other really good  authors to have the same success that she’s had. What a honey!

4. IMDB.Com: This  website  is the online industry bible in Hollywood, of who does what in film. Casting agents, all producers and directors refer to IMDB every day. Why I  like it, is because IMDB has a message  thread board, and many Twilight Fans comment on it, as to who and what should be in the future Twilight Saga films.

It does require a membership to have full access,  but it’s so worth it, if you want to know what’s going on in Hollywood from an industry perspective. IMDB is also Twilight Eclipse actor, Robert Pattinson’s favorite website, along with the New York Times.

5. HisGoldenEyes.Com: You have to give creds to a fan website, that has become an official website of Summit Entertainment’s  marketing team to use and do promotions through. That’s quite a feat  for the creator of His Golden Eyes.Com to achieve. Why I like it, is because they are up to date and more current than any other Twilight Saga related site available.

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Today HisGoldenEyes features this  pic of Xavier Samuels snogging Bryce Dalls Howard (the girl who replaced Rachelle Lefevre) on set of the filming of Eclipse. Also, they sell their own merchandise too, like a “Bite Me Edward” tee shirt for screaming Twilight teen fan girls. They’re making money off Stephenie Meyer, and they’re doing it the best. Nice!

6. Twilighters.Org: Is a crazy fansite, dedicated to updates and news tips about the cast and crew. It also  borrows heavily from Twilight’s branding, sticking to the color palate of Summit entertainment for their own website face. Today, it’s  looking pretty good, plugging the New Moon Board Game. Stephenie Meyer loves anyone whose doing her work for her and selling her hot stuff, so  I’ve got to give Twilighters.Org a shout out today for that! Nice one guys and girls! They are very similar to His Golden Eyes, borrowing a lot off their competitors. But  still love them anyway!

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New Moon Board Game features are:
✩ Enter the world of the Twilight Saga and reunite Bella and Edward
✩ Challenge your friends to see who knows more about New Moon, the more you know, the greater you chance of winning
✩ Includes board, Scene cards, playing pieces, and dice
✩ Answer questions about Twilight and your friends to move forward around the board
✩ Have your friends over for a New Moon party

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To preorder the  New Moon Board Game from Amazon.Com go .

7. TwilightReview.Com: A younger site that is competing with the best Twilight Saga websites. They deserve a big shout out today. Hard work pays off.

8. TwilightGuy.Com: Any guy who says he’s not a Twilight fan, goes to TwiCon, and has this crazy website, is funny enough, to be an interesting Twilight News reporter in our book. Nice one Twilight Guy! Oh, and he’s also writing his own novel. Smart.

9. TwilightLexicon.Com: was dubbed by Stephenie Meyer as being “the brightest star in the Twilight online universe.” Anyone who knows what a lexicon is  in the first place and sets up a website called that, deserves a spotlight today. 

10. ETOnline.Com: All Twilight Saga websites benefit hugely from those rare and exclusive TV interviews with Twilight Saga stars. When New Moon and Eclipse is being filmed, it is Entertainment Tonight (ET) who is the largest entertainment news show in America who gets these exclusive interviews first. Websites and bloggers can’t do it alone, so ETonline.Com get a special mention for bringing the expensive TV component to keeping the Twilight fans happy all year round.

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This pic features Robert Pattinson in the upcoming movie Summerhouse and was found by TwilightSingapore.Com.

~Happy Twilight News Surfing ya’ll~ latest tweet on twitter  is: “horiwood.com is listed by MovieSet as being one of the Top 10 Twilight news websites in the world. Thanks MovieSet!” from web

 
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WILL KATE MIDDLETON BE THE FUTURE QUEEN OF ENGLAND?

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Kate Middleton and Prince William, rocked out to the social wedding event of the year. The couple were among 400 guests at the wedding of Nicholas Van Cutsem and Alice Hadden-Paton. The girl’s got style. Will  she be the future Queen of  England?

 
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