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I ALWAYS WANTED A KEANU REEVES COMPLIMENT, NOT!

The cracked out teen on crystal meth with the missing front teeth already, yells at me while on a cigarette break from celebrity blogging, “Hey, you look just like Keanu Reeves. No wait, you look like my former probation officer, who looks just like Keanu Reeves.”

“Dude, I’m Maori. We look like this.”

“Seriously though dude, you look just like Keanu Reeves.”

Gee, I’ll take the “probation officer” part of the compliment. That sounds more fun.

Lol! That’s Hollywood today, in a vignette too.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 2.2.11~

 
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Posted by horiwood on February 3, 2011 in Humor, Keanu Reeves

 

BORN THIS WAY TO DRINK CLEAN WATER – WATER ROYALTY RIGHTS FOR ALL CHILDREN OF THE WORLD

Born this way – I believe that all children of the world were born to have access to clean drinking water whenever they need it.

BTW: At the moment 1 billion people don’t. 2 million children die through not having access to clean drinking water each year.

Born this way to drink clean water – is these kids and their parents’ dream day. We can make it a dream day everyday for them. Let’s make it happen fun people, by clicking on UNICEF’S TAP PROJECT link. Let’s FLOW! Thanks groovy people.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.29.10~

 
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BOLLYWOOD FILMMAKING by KEANU REEVES

Love it. Not to be outdone by Tom Cruise‘s big budget movie, Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol, filming in Dubai this week, Keanu Reeves updates Hollywood’s cross-cultural appeal with a shout out to Bollywood (this year) on the set of his new movie, Generation Um. Go fella!

The Gatorade reference is a laugh in that Britney Spears eating her Cheetos kinda way. Incidentally, Britney just tweeted: “Have you guys seen Will Smith‘s daughter @‘s video? SOOOO CUTE!!!! -Brit via web.”

Very funny of Spears. But also funny as Willow‘s song, is exactly what Tom and Keanu do in their films and as actions stars. Here’s that video again.

[Image courtesy of Bauer Griffin Online]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 10.29.10~

 

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KEANU REEVES PERHAPS NEEDS HIS OWN SURI CRUISE

Keanu Reeves is being very funny today, on the set of Generation Um. The 46 year-old actor is doing, everything that action star, Tom Cruise does in Hollywood, except Keanu’s filming in Canada.

Here he is, filming a little girl about Suri Cruise‘s age. Giving her media coaching, like a good Hollywood dad. Running with same said camera, like an action star does on set too. Hilarious. Like the French (Francois Truffaut films et al), when actors hold film cameras, it denotes “this is actually a film within a film.” Funny.

Good to see Reeves happy. The reflective actor, also doubles when snapped by paparazzi as being the ‘face’ of the Sad Keanu website and the “serious-sad culture of Keanu Reeves.” Totally created by selective editing and ‘serious shots’ only, of the actor.

But my favorite pic of Keanu is this one of the part-Hawaiian actor, poking his tongue out, which in Polynesian cultures (namely Maori culture) is called a Pukana. It’s how you say hello, and the trick is too look as ugly as possible when you do a pukana. Funny. If you don’t want to poke your tongue out in pukana fashion to say hi, you can also just say “kia ora.” Does the same thing in Polynesian cultures.

Generation Um, looks entertaining and filmed on the cheap too.

[Image courtesy of Splash]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 10.7.10~

 
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Posted by horiwood on October 7, 2010 in Canada, Hawaii, Keanu Reeves, Polynesian

 

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KEANU REEVES PONTIFICATES A CUPCAKE

Keanu Reeves is my sister Cherry‘s favorite part Hawaiian actor ever. Keanu and Dean Cain who once played superman and used to date volleyball superstar Gabriella Reece.

Here’s Keanu pontificating the art of cupcake eating, while on the set of his new film Generation Um. It’s an imaginary movie, where nothing happens except life lived between “um” moments. Sounds appropriate for many people waiting for something good to happen to them. Daily.

I wonder if D.G phoned that cupcake in for Keanu on set? Most probably did. :)

[Image courtesy of Bauer Griffin Online]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 9.22.10~

 
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Posted by horiwood on September 23, 2010 in Hawaii, Keanu Reeves

 

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KEANU REEVES TAKES A STARBUCKS MOMENT

New York City.

[Image courtesy of Splash]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 9.8.10~

 
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Posted by horiwood on September 8, 2010 in Keanu Reeves

 

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THE HORIWOOD TOP TEN – FRI 9.3.10


Young David Ellison makes a power move on the Hollywood producer’s chess board. And Keanu Reeves allegedly celebrates his 46th birthday alone with coffee and a single cupcake. Lol! 

Happy Labor Day Weekend. Here’s our top ten Hollywood entertainment, celebrity news selections today. Thanks everyone. Especially to you in Christchurch, New Zealand. Kia kaha. 

1. Brooke Fraser with Shadowfeet

2. A Lady Dianna tribute from Los Angeles, City of Angels

3. Chelsea Handler and Dave Salmonis

4. Christchurch City gets hit by a 7.0 quake

5. Jesse James and Kat Von D go out in West Hollywood

6. Google search on Cheryl Cole

7. Suzanne Hinn is divorcing and we still love her

8. Google search on Michael Jackson

9. What Dina Eastwood is up to

10. Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth are still an item

Music today from Robin Thicke and Estelle with a Jackson family tribute, Rollercoaster for Christchurch City who survived the rolling motion of a 7.0 earth quake yesterday. Go here to watch.


~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 9.3.10~

 

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