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JON STEWART IS CLEANING UP IN HIS TIME SLOT

Jon Stewart who has a very witty politics based (economy-based sometimes) talk show is tots cleaning up in his time slot on the TV. Stewart is getting 1.6 million viewers.

It pays to front a public demonstration rally every now and again, to let people vent their feelings, in the open. It equates to ratings.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.2.11~

 
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Posted by horiwood on March 2, 2011 in Jon Stewart

 

KIM KARDASHIAN LOVES GIVING – CELEBRITY POLITICO SOUP FROM HOLLYWOOD – 1.27.11

“We must out-compete and out-build the world”–President Barack Obama to the American people, SoU address, 2011.

You can’t really have favorites in America. Everyone expressing ‘art’ and creating ‘pop culture’ to help Corporate America (Apple, and ) out to ‘out-compete the world,’ via I.T and mobile telephony culture, has their own unique expressions of American-ness as they generate media-sharing connection points.

Four favorite ladies of celebrity news currently are always: Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Stefani Germanotta (or Lady Gaga) and Alecia Keyspictured. Here’s a quick snap-shot of news (entertainment and celebrity news with a dash of politics) being created and sent out via America today.

The generous soul shall themselves be watered is an old proverb that’s so true. With that thought in mind, not only has she just announced that her breasts are 100% real but Kim Kardashian shocks Hollywood by announcing that she 10% or what she earns to charity. In particular, The Dream Foundation. Nice one! Kim also gives to her mom’s church out in Calabasas. That was new news.

Sir Anthony Hopkins new film, The Rite, about demonic exorcism premiered at Grauman’s Chinois Theater last night.

Five feuds not involving Glee or The Kings of Leon can be read here.

Ugandan Gay Rights Activist Is Beaten to Death – Terrible!

Jay Carney To Replace Robert Gibbs As WH Press Secretary

Madonna plans to debut her parallel love stories film W.E that stars Abbie Cornish at Cannes. It’s early 20th Century, England baby.

Molecular Gastronomy News: Waiter, There’s a Physicist In My Soup

Top Chef‘s Padma Lakshmi‘s discovers that having had a bun in the oven, to a computer mogul’s brother, Adam Dell, is a living nightmare when working out custody battles over their 11-month tot Khrishna Thea. But are the Dell’s really that ungentlemanly though?  I’m expecting Padma to release a cook book, Velvet Custards of the World, any day now.

Diner’s Journal: The Minimalist Chooses 25 of His Favorites

Camille Grammer wants a $10 million bond put up for ex-husband Kelsey Grammer‘s pension plan. Vampire, or not?

Dealing With Julian Assange and the Secrets He Spilled

The ‘security’ bizzo continues to grow. Scare mongering and control are its two selling points. Drive-Cam collaborates with American family insurance to offer in-car camera to offer new teen drivers to parents.

Political wrestling news: Senate Ends Practice Of Secret Holds

Lady Gaga plays devil’s advocate for the ‘security industry’s’ marketing drive worldwide, her new song lyrics are: “Give yourself prudence and love your friends, subway kid rejoice your truth. In the religion of the insecure I must: be myself, respect my youth.” I would have to say that ‘prudence’ and Stefani Germanotta‘s presentation have never met each other once in her role for the US as Lady Gaga, so who is girl trippin out on here, except the naive? Lol! Her schizophrenia as a rather creative artist, makes her loved worldwide as a distraction from what’s real. Who does Germanotta date, exactly? Case in point. One more time… who does Stefani Germanotta personally date exactly? One more time… Yep! We still love her crazy in the USA! To keep Germotta’s politics fair beyond a dollar sign… Here’s some some lyrics too: “Born This Way: Gaga is the sound a newborn makes in Uganda when…” Sometimes, you have to ask, why don’t gay girl artists make bank like Germanotta, and isn’t she ready to hand over the gay ticket to introduce other artists who need to be fed too? With $70 million in the bank, she should be about now.

Tori Amos & George McDonald have co-written The Light Princess, a musical set in the 19th Century for The British National Theater Co.

Corporate Lynching Humor: GM Withdraws Application For $14B Gov’t Loan

Like a Hollywood hair color change, Mandy Moore says music and not rom-com acting is her at the minute.

Movie close up: Strongman

Kate Walsh is in on Grey’s Anatomy‘s Glee-like musical episode. The Los Feliz resident is always a honey.

Charlie Sheen is someone linked to Cedar Sinai hospitalization after partying with too many women at once.

The Sincere Face of American Talk TV - 

Nonfiction: Nabokov Theory on Butterfly Evolution Is Vindicated

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.27.11~

 

BORN THIS WAY TO DRINK CLEAN WATER – WATER ROYALTY RIGHTS FOR ALL CHILDREN OF THE WORLD

Born this way – I believe that all children of the world were born to have access to clean drinking water whenever they need it.

BTW: At the moment 1 billion people don’t. 2 million children die through not having access to clean drinking water each year.

Born this way to drink clean water – is these kids and their parents’ dream day. We can make it a dream day everyday for them. Let’s make it happen fun people, by clicking on UNICEF’S TAP PROJECT link. Let’s FLOW! Thanks groovy people.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.29.10~

 
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MORE TOBY CRACKS ME UP – THE GUITAR PLAYING HORSE IS LOL!

After Chiburky and coffee this morning for brunch, I read on Mario Lavandeira’s website that Katy Perry could have dated John Mayer but Russell Brand of the UK muscled on in–Brand and Perry’s Indian wedding in a Tiger sanctuary was the celebrity wedding of the year, and the rest about John and Katy ever being an item, is history.

As I watched More Toby on YouTube, footage of a horse playing a guitar made me Lol as John’s name was mentioned during the clip. It certainly adds a new meaning to Country Music. Well worth a share above for Country Music fan’s amusement today.

More Toby is not bad TV talent. If you live in Los Angeles you know these things. If Toby interned on the Jon Stewart Show, he just could be the next Jon Stewart–if he tackled politics as his comedic content. This kid’s not bad.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.1.10~

 

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RATINGS BROMANCES – LAINEY ON JON STEWART CRUSHING ON JON HAMM

 

Mad Men is everyone with a brain’s favorite well-written show in the USA. It’s set in the hard-bitten days, where it was totally okay to grab your secretary’s derriere for inspiration if business was lulling a bit at the office. Men were men. Women existed to support that. Their breasts too.

Mad Men’s Jon Hamm has been described as an ”Alpha Male” here in the US by Details magazine who provides ‘role models’ of masculinity to sell good looking tech gadgets in glossing pages, pretty much.

Which is weird because my Uncle has a stud boar goat herd (prize-winning in Australia and New Zealand), called Alpha. Everyone I know whose health-concious loves taking Omega 3 fish oil pills every day (Dr Sears fish oil pills are best); so between the alpha word and the omega word reference, I guess we have the masculinity spectrum of A-Z sorted on this blog today.

Anyway, there’s nothing  like a talk-show host, needing some blood when his competition is a tea party protest pin-up boy, and we all know how the tea party are rocking the primary races right now on the political scene. Glenn Beck is the Republican’s hero to give CPR to the GOP’s left-over Post-Bush carcus. (Necessary, if we are to believe in democracy at all in America, to have at least two robust political parties, right?). But with Glenn being given this role for the U.S, poor Jon Stewart ‘s ratings need a bit of a boost, so what does he do? He brings a very unlikely ring in, to get the popularity stakes up to speed. Odd, because I would have gone with Christina Hendricks for ratings one-upmanship-ness purposes. Because Hendricks is 3 American celebrities all bundled up in one fire-engine red, alarmingly petite waist line.

But its nice to see that Stewart and Hamm have a lol sense of humor. You need to be a sport in these times. It’s totally on the political agenda here in the US of A.

Here’s Lainey on the topic: “As I’ve noted many times, I LOVE Jon Stewart. He is set to record daily on pvr. And I’ve been missing him for two weeks. But Sarah from Cinesnark bbm’d me last night while I was waiting on a carpet for, ugh, Ryan Phillippe. I was on douche duty and she was watching Stewart with Jon Hamm and totally charmed. Both of them I mean. Sarah and Stewart. Read the rest of this entry »

 

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