Archive for January, 2012

Nikki Reed‘s closeness to Taylor Lautner is sending ratings through the roof today. Find out what else is hot with fans of Twilight & New Moon today on Horiwood.Com: First up some totally random thoughts about nothingness: Antarctic rangers are possibly pontificating the potential of sharing penguin tracking device technology to track penguins and polar beers [...]

Injun Chiefs need to breed early ya’ll to replenish those First Nation blood stocks that are endangered of extinction. Alex Meraz is doing his bit, for America in keeping the new blood of First Nations Indians alive and well. The actor whose been recently cast in New Moon, makes Twilight heartthrob, Robert Pattinson look like a mere [...]

Life is about a good entrance and a great exit. All the stuff in between, we just have to do our best! right?! lol.  Beyonce certainly knows that.  What a grand entrance!!! Working her Sasha Fierce Wonder Women Meets Tinkerbell persona… Beyonce brings it on her I AM Tour. Here she is flying mid air, doing her [...]

In their first International outing as the First Couple of America, Michelle Obama was a picture of Jakie O charm and style, when her and Barack left for London. Already there’s tension on the set of the G20 leaders summit meeting. It’s good that Momma Obama is there to keep the President happy, mid the [...]

You’ve got to give it to him, after a month from out of your worst nightmares, widower Liam Neeson has finished filming on his movie, Chloe in Canada. To go back to the place, where you lost your beloved wife, Natasha Richardson, and to face the demon of death, where she died while accompanying you in your [...]

And she’s sounding like she’s a little coked out of her head. Oh well… she’s a pop princess! Here’s the skinny… Does Lady Gaga love herself a bit too much… like, if she was white chocolate – she’d eat herself?! lol… Is she trying to steal Beyonce’s Thierry Mugler styling… but on the cheap, she [...]

Imagine waking up in Supermodel Land, and finding out that your perfect Prince Charming is expecting a love child… to someone else? Princess Giselle Bundchen of Brazil, tells the world her thoughts on discovering that football star,Tom Brady, had a love child on the way, two months into their courtship. It’s the  Vanity Interview interview that’s [...]

Too funny! Billy Mays, the informercial guy shouts it out for Billy Shakespeare on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. But does he really?!!! Gotta love that oxy clean man’s humor!

Whether it be Judge Judy or Judge Jeannine Pirro, America loves her some court drama. From the cracked out Bunny to the high school student who has no idea what rocket science is, America’s TV judges and their courthouse talent, make us lol each week!

Too funny, the words that America’s newscasters are left with, to define the craziness of politics and current events at times. Here’s some of my favorites: 

They’re still going strong. Young and in love, Zac Efron wonders if his honey Vanessa Hudgens really should  be wearing those short shorts for other guys to see that she has legs. These two are just too sweet on a warm Californian night out together.

Queen Bee, Beyonce Knowles is workin’ it out on her I Am Tour. Here’s her set list. Go girl! My thoughts: An interesting opener and closer, not what I expected in song choices. There’s more ballads and slow to mid tempo material in this set list. It shows how Beyonce is embracing her maturity more. [...]

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      I was reading this commentary today by Barbara Barker of Newsday, and it really hit me, how certain people play a huge role in settling the psyche of national identity. What Tiger Woods means to America, is beyond golf and his prowess on the green. He’s an ambassador of American magic and [...]

A blast from the hori past,  1988! Singing their hit, Ngoi Ngoi, no one in Hollywood does a finale like the Patea Maori Club! Hows that for a cultural experience Baby Jake?!

More Twilight casting news today from the bbc. British actor Jamie Campbell-Bower, will join fellow Brit, Robert Pattinson, on the set of New Moon in June. Jamie will play the role of Caius who is key to the plot of New Moon. He forms part of the triumvirate leading the Italian based coven of vampires [...]

Favorite lines: “I have as many responsibilities as Octo-Mom” and “It’s like I’m on American Idol, and people are always judging me like Simon Cowell.” Nice!

what do you call a hori in a creek?

Not to be outdone, by her secret, secret boyfriend, David Banda whose visiting Malawi, with his mom, Madonna … Baby Nahla donned her best princess tutu (no relationship to Bishop Desmond Tutu) and demanded that her momma take her out for some paparazzi showings. Nahla‘s mom, Halle Berry, happily gave Nahla her wish, before taking her home for an afternoon [...]

This video features a phone call that Britney Spears, presumably made to a lawyer around January, fearing that her kids would be taken off her by her dad, if she sought to eliminate the conservatorship. Kind of scary, no matter which way you look at it! But back then, she was  kind of a tad [...]

  in that weird looking leather skull cap… Baby Honor Marie, thinks about her secret, secret boyfriend, David Banda whose away in Malawi with his mom Madonna.

Happy belated St Patricks Day ya’ll! lol… 说 : 「 我 赤 身 出 於 母 胎 , 也 必 赤 身 归 回 ; 赏 赐 的 是 耶 和 华 , 收 取 的 也 是 耶 和 华 。 耶 和 华 的 名 是 应 当 称 颂 的 。 」

Watch The NBC call of Tiger Wood‘s birdie putt on the 72nd hole to win the Arnold Palmer Invitational. What a storyboard comeback after his surgery 9 months ago. Just incredible!!! Of course, Tiger Wood’s being a smart man, does have a New Zealand caddie,Steve Williams by his side. How could one go wrong with a [...]

Next weekend at the box office, Kristen Stewart‘s Adventureland is up against Vin Diesil‘s The Fast & The Furious 4. Can Twiglight/ New Moon‘s superstar, beat out the Diesel man’s fast car action, at the movies. In the top 10 ranked actors with box office clout in America, Angelina Jolie is the only female star who [...]

I feel sorry for hardworking Americans, who diligently toiled in jobs for years, to have to start out again like it didn’t even count, when restructuring happens to them, during a recession.  Just goes to show, to be thankful, if you have a job! To do your best! And, like these people… be as optimistic [...]

The Top 3 movies at the box office in America this week were: 1. Monsters Vs Aliens ($58 Million) 2. The Haunting in Conneticut, 3. Knowing. Almost half of the box office takings came from 3D Theater Films this weekend. This trend indicating that viewers want a movie ‘experience’ not just a dvd experience on a [...]

Madonna took her kids Lourdes, Rocco and David Banda to Malawi to present herself as a single mother, wanting to adopt. She’s always casting herself as a victim, who becomes a super hero. lol! Madonna, we all know that ‘mother’ is not your #1 priority… but you sure do give us a giggle! Girl forgot to [...]

The Chinese are mad about Irish, Boyzone singer, Ronan Keating. Particularly about his Songs For My Mother album. Inneresting! And so much fun, tracking where the new frontiers of money are at, in China. Lesson: If we are culturally sensitive to the Chinese, we will get some of their money, and help America get out of [...]