Horiwood is part Maori from New Zealand and also of Scottish descent. This rugby football ad, made me laugh out loud today in Hollywood. The Maori haka (war dance) defines the fierceness of Maori men who are warriors. The humor of Scottish highland warriors is also on display in this TVC. Classic. Don’t you just [...]
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RUGBY FOOTBALL HUMOR: MAORI HAKA + HIGHLANDER KILTS. LOL!
Posted: March 12, 2010 in haka, Humor, Maori, New Zealand, Rugby, ScotlandTags: haka, Hori = Maori, Humor, Maori, New Zealand, Rugby, Scotland
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MAORI MANUKA HONEY KEEPS YOU YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL
Posted: March 12, 2010 in China, Health & Beauty, Health Care, Maori, New Zealand, Politics, Think GreenTags: China, Cuisine of The World, Health & Beauty, Health Care, Hori = Maori, Maori, New Zealand, Politics, Think Green
for He tastes like honey in the rock… King David Manuka honey is the best honey produced in the world. The Chinese are mad for it. A teaspoon a day, is an elixer for youth, vitality and manuka honey strengthens your immune system like no other. It’s amazing stuff spun from nature’s honey Queen bee. [...]
WORLD PREMIERE: TELEPHONE MUSIC VIDEO, LADY GAGA feat BEYONCE
Posted: March 12, 2010 in Beyonce Knowles, Lady Gaga, Music Industry News, Music VideosTags: Beyonce Knowles, Lady Gaga, Music Industry News, Music Videos, Pop Culture Commentary
A jail cell, lesbian prison drama, is the opening setting for Lady Gaga‘s new music video, Telephone. I know art is art… but it’s a good thing, Gaga fixed her Catholic father’s bad ticker in the hospital, before this racey little number, premiered tonight. Creative! Go here to see. Beyonce plays Gaga’s lesbian lover-driver, Honey Bee, driving Quentin [...]
AMERICAN IDOL CONTESTANT: MICHAEL LYNCHE SINGS A WOMAN’S WORTH
Posted: March 12, 2010 in AMERICAN IDOLTags: AMERICAN IDOL, Hot Chocloate: African American News on Horiwood.Com, Michael Lynche
Michael Lynche has got quite a set of pipes. Here’s Michael doing the Kate Bush classic, A Woman’s Worth in the mode of velvet crooner Maxwell. Nice. [Source: the HG] ~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.11.2010~
CONAN O’BRIEN IS GOING ON A 30 CITIES TOUR USA
Posted: March 12, 2010 in Conan O'BrienTags: Conan O'Brien
When a man has a good brain America needs, why turn him into an outcast of television? Red on Tour: American Express have put their corporate kahnoas on the line to be, ousted NBC talk show host, Conan O’Brien‘s major sponsor for a 30 cities US tour. With Conan’s cult following (demonstrated by O’Brien’s instant [...]
COREY HAIM’S CAUSE OF DEATH IS STILL A MYSTERY
Posted: March 12, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: Corey Haim
As at time of writing, TMZ is reporting that the Coroner’s office have told Corey Haim‘s mom, that the actor, died of an enlarged heart. Sad. Gossip bloggers are throwing around the vicodin word, but the toxicology tests will take eight weeks to come through. Very sad for Haim’s family, as we all wait for Corey’s [...]
THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – THU 3.11.2010
Posted: March 12, 2010 in Entertainment Celebrity News, Entertainment News, Hollywood Entertainment News, Horiwood Top 10Tags: Adele, Constance McMillan, Entertainment News, Hollywood Entertainment News, Horiwood Top 10, Lesbians
Constance McMillan is a lesbian teen from Mississipi, whose school prom was cancelled because she asked to take her girlfriend as her prom partner. America is all over this story at this hot potato minute. Constance high school, Itawamba Agricultural High School in Fulton, Mississippi, has just been slapped with a law suit by the American Civil [...]
ART EXHIBITION: SEE GREAT AMERICAN STORIES AT LACMA IN LOS ANGELES
Posted: March 12, 2010 in America, Art, Travel DestinationsTags: America, Art, Art Galleries, LACMA, Travel Destinations
If you don’t know your history–than you won’t know where you are coming from–Bob Marley Okay, wonderful American-hearted citizens. This one’s for you. LACMA is having an amazing exhibition, titled American Stories that depicts the spirit of pioneers who built this great nation of America against great odds. It’s a beautiful exhibition. Bring your loved [...]
INTRODUCING ADAM SMITH: NASHVILLE SINGER/ SONGWRITER
Posted: March 12, 2010 in Country Music, Gay, Music Industry NewsTags: Adam Smith, Country Music, Gay, Music Industry News
Adam Smith is a young singer/ songwriter that was once homeless in Nashville, until people in Nashville heard him sing, and formed a team around him to develop Adam’s musical talents. A good story. Very The Blind Side Oscars-hot themed. Adam has a debut album that he has just recorded this year called Another Way to [...]
ROBERT PATTINSON IS A KNIGHT TO REVIVING J-LO’S MUSIC CAREER
Posted: March 11, 2010 in Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Robert PattinsonTags: Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson is such a UK gentleman. Whenever, Robbo has a new film to promote, he always flirts with allusion that he could be a rock star too, and says that he’d love to do an album. This time however, Pattinson skews this Ace card, Jennifer Lopez‘s way, when talking his desires to have a [...]
RED CARPET LIMPETS: JENNIFER ANISTON and GERARD BUTLER
Posted: March 11, 2010 in Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston, UKTags: Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston, UK
Since Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt put a bit of distance (like an entire Ocean, and other countries) between Jennifer Aniston riding their coat tails in America, so far this year, Jenn has resorted to fame chomping Scotland’s brightest star, Gerard Butler. by posing as his twin limpet on red carpets abroad. As you can see [...]
SANDRA BULLOCK AND HER OSCAR COVER ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY
Posted: March 11, 2010 in Magazine Covers, Sandra BullockTags: Magazine Covers, Oscar Winner, Sandra Bullock
This week’s Entertainment Weekly gives up the top spot for all Oscar winners 2010, to the lovely Sandra Bullock on her much deserved win this year. Why does Sandra’s expression in her eyes just looks like she really wants to be in jeans and a farm shirt, with a milkshake in one hand and a burger and fries in t’other; [...]
CLINT EASTWOOD TO DIRECT J EDGAR HOOVER BIOPIC
Posted: March 11, 2010 in Angelina Jolie, Clint Eastwood, Movie NewsTags: Angelina Jolie, Clint Eastwood, Movie Development, Movie News
J Edgar Hoover‘s years as FBI director, has captured the creative attention of Hollywood directing great, Clint Eastwood. According to the Hollywood Reporter, Eastwood is buddying up with Imagine Entertainment, Richie Cunningham’s (Ron Howard) and Brian Grazer‘s film production company who have been ‘developing’ it.
OFFICIAL NEW TWILIGHT ECLIPSE MOVIE TRAILER
Posted: March 11, 2010 in Kristen Stewart, Movie News, Robert Pattinson, Taylor LautnerTags: Kristen Stewart, Movie News, Movie Traliers, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Twilight. New Moon. Breaking Dawn. Eclipse
Hot! ~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.11.2010~
BETTY WHITE WILL REFRESH SNL FEMALE COMICS PROFILES FOR MOTHER’S DAY
Posted: March 11, 2010 in Betty WhiteTags: Betty White
The spritely Betty White, 88, will host Saturday Night Live for Mother’s Day, May 8th 2010. Not being one to miss out on an octogenarians hotness, SNL (according to People) are going to somehow cram all of their female comic stars, into Betty’s popular spotlight, to refresh their SNL branding of comic actors at the same [...]
THE HORIWOOD TOP TEN – WED 3.10.2010
Posted: March 11, 2010 in Entertainment Celebrity News, Entertainment News, Gerard Butler, Hollywood Entertainment News, Horiwood Top 10, Jennifer Aniston, Missy Higgins, Music Industry News, Poetry, ScotlandTags: Awesome Aussies, Entertainment News, Gerard Butler, Hollywood Entertainment News, Horiwood Top 10, Jennifer Aniston, Live Music Artists, Missy Higgins, Music Industry News, Poetry, Scotland
“And we will clean the cobwebs out of one anothers minds.”–MH Missy Higgins‘ poetic music is always so good, to reflect upon. This week, Kathryn Bigelow made Oscars history, Horiwood.Com hit 2 million and a black sceenwriter, Geoffrey Fletcher won best adapted screenplay. Today, Jennifer Aniston has got the celebrity sting, along with Gerard Butler, to round out [...]
JOHNNY CUPCAKES SIGN, WEST HOLLYWOOD 2010
Posted: March 11, 2010 in America, West HollywoodTags: America, Hollywood After Dark, Melrose Meanders, West Hollywood
I pass this sign on Melrose & Fairfax every day here in West Hollywood. It reminds me, that America’s sweet future is like a cupcake, being baked with thoughtfulness and love, by busy, energetic worker bees. It’s the collective that gather to make the honey, so that life can be made sweeter. But the Queen Bee’s spin it into honey [...]
VODKA OUCH BOOK PROMOTION: CHELSEA HANDLER & JIMMY FALLON
Posted: March 11, 2010 in Chelsea Handler, Jimmy FallonTags: Chelsea Handler, Jimmy Fallon
When Chelsea Handler turned up to promote her new book on Jimmy Fallon‘s talk show– vodka and Fallon’s clumsy footwork on set… palyed a big part in making Chelsea’s book promotion, very very successful today. Let’s see if she gets to #1 on the New York Times Best Sellers List. Go girl! ~Posted by Horiwood.Com, [...]
CARLOS SLIM HELU: MEXICO + TELEPHONES PRODUCE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD 2010
Posted: March 11, 2010 in Billionaires, Carlos Slim Helu, Lady Gaga, MexicoTags: Billionaires, Carlos Slim Helu, Lady Gaga, Mexico
Mexico has a lot to teach us, here in America. This year Mexico, produced the #1 richest man in the world, Carlos Slim Helu. His fortune is made in telephones and mobile telephony networks mainly. People loved to talk to the ones they love, as life is about sharing the most meaningful moments, with the [...]
MARION COTILLARD KEEPS ABREAST OF FRANCE’S FIRST COUPLE INFIDELITY RUMORS
Posted: March 11, 2010 in France, Humor, Marion CotillardTags: France, Humor, Marion Cotillard
In the wake of rumors that France’s first couple are swingers into indfidelity, which they have denied, French Oscar winner, Marion Cotillard had topless thoughts of her own, but thankfully… Marion thought better of the idea. [Pic courtesy Lainey Gossip] ~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA.
TELEPHONE VIDEO STILL: LADY GAGA IN BLACK & WHITE
Posted: March 11, 2010 in Lady GagaTags: Lady Gaga, Retro Hotness, Tina Arena
Music: Chains by Tina Arena. Art image: Lady Gaga, Telephone Music video shoot. ~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.10.2010~
POETIX: PAPER GANGSTA SUPERMARKET AISLES -3.10.2010
Posted: March 11, 2010 in America, Angelina Jolie, Art, artist, Beyonce Knowles, Great Lake Swimmers, Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Leonard Cohen, Madonna, Mercy Chifundo James, Miss Tessa, Mother Theresa, Poetry, Politics, West Hollywood, Whitney HoustonTags: America, Angelina Jolie, Art, artist, Beyonce Knowles, Great Lake Swimmers, Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Leonard Cohen, Madonna, Mercy Chifundo James, Miss Tessa, Mother Theresa, Poetry, Politics, Pop Culture Commentary, Until the Sun comes up on the Santa Monica Blvd, West Hollywood, Whitney Houston
Today my Maori gaze met with a mother’s eyes stealing discretely to feed her child in West Hollywood’s ”me, myself, I“ cruisy supermarket aisles And as Lenord Cohen’s Hallelujah played softly in the background I wondered which paper gangsta had murdered this ’Lil Mama’s ray of light in her once strong American dream. [Art: Feminist Piece by Miss Tessa, [...]
SHILOH JOLIE-PITT IS MISS MISCHIEF IN VENICE
Posted: March 10, 2010 in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Family Vs Fame, Maddox Jolie-Pitt, Shiloh Jolie-PittTags: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Family Vs Fame, Maddox Jolie-Pitt, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
Shiloh Jolie Pitt has the most cutest smile today. Awww! Like her momma, she’s too cute. [Image of Maddox Jolie-Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Shiloh courtesy of Pop Suga] ~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood Calfornia USA. 3.10.2010~
KOURTNEY AND KIM KARDASHIAN
Posted: March 10, 2010 in Kim Kardashian, Kourtney KardashianTags: Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian
The Kardashian girls hide their teeth, for this week’s In Touch Weekly tabloid cover. They are a weekly family circus and in LA, we love them! ~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.10.2010~
I love me some Kalief Robinson. So talented! Just dance. ~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.10.2010~
ARE MICHAEL JACKSON KIDS IN DANGER?
Posted: March 10, 2010 in Family Vs Fame, Michael Jackson, Paris Jackson, Prince Michael Jackson I, Prince Michael Jackson II.Tags: Family Vs Fame, Michael Jackson, Paris Jackson, Prince Michael Jackson I, Prince Michael Jackson II.
The Globe seems to think so. This week, anyway. ~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.10.2010~
