Kevin Jonas will finally get to take off his chastity ring this weekend when he marries his fiance Danielle Deleasa. The couple are expected to exchange vows in a private family ceremony on a friend’s estate in Long Island. How romantic.
To be honest, the JoBros rarely rate on this blog due to both Nick and Joe‘s very public dumpings of two of America’s poopular teen sweethearts (Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift) cost them in fans trust.
Back in the 80s it was so rock star masculinity to dump pretty women at a rapid rate, but the world has changed. Women dominate music now. Nick and Kevin learnt their lessons of love the hard way that one should never burn through America’s sweethearts like these lads did in their hey day.
Mileys and Taylor Swifts come along once in a lifetime. Danielle looks more their style though. With her Ashley Tidsale-esque nose, she’s cute and looks like a breeder.
Older brother Kevin seems to agree and steps in to save the day this weekend for the Jonas family and their image. May Love always shine! Nice one kids. :)
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.17.09~

