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THE MOST ANIMATED HAIR IN HOLLYWOOD

Posted: October 10, 2009 in Zac Efron
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Zac Efron has the most animated head of hair in Hollywood. When Zac turns up for a photo shoot, it’s like two stars turn up. Himself and his hair.   After divorcing his boy bangs for two months, Efron is now growing the coif back. Here’s another pic of his red, white and blue shoot [...]

“I do realize that marrying Lamar Odom, a month to the day after we met is a bit unusual, but  my mom married Bruce Jenner, after 4 months of meeting each other and they are very happily married. In our family, just know when you love someone”–Khloe Kardashian to the women of The View  [image [...]

… has taken its toll on Russell Brand. I kid. This is the hot new Brit-American couple of October 2009 and they’re still going strong, after hooking up at MTV’s Video Music Awards in New York. [image courtesy of GettyImages]

TOM CRUISE DOES CHiPs

Posted: October 10, 2009 in Tom Cruise
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Tom Cruise brings the Californian Highway Patrol to Boston where he’s filming. Brings on a major case of CHiPs nostalgia today. [image via SplashNewsOnline]

… has shades of Michael Jackson PR. Bubbles The Chimp would be proud. [image via: wireimage]

Remember when Nia Long threw a hissy fit on twitter and blamed Beyonce for stealing all her acting movie roles? That shiz was crazy. Beyonce was executive producing and starring in, her own Box Office #1 movie, Obsessed at the time, while also being overseas on her I Am Tour doing her thang for herself, Barack Obama, the musical [...]

MEMO TO LADY GAGA:

Posted: October 10, 2009 in Lady Gaga
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Dear Lady Gaga. It doesn’t matter how many crotch grabs you do. You are not Michael Jackson…Beyonce is now. Just you be you. :) Stars lost in the fame game. They are painful! I swear!!!!

Everyone from Cher to Christina Arguilera wants to steal her brave shizzle but Dita Von Tesse  works harder than A-List stars in Hollywood. Let’s just call them culture vultures… but Dita rocks!!! She’s brave, authentic, vulnerable and live  in her form of entertainment in LA. I think, after Nobel Peace Prize winner, President Barack Obama [...]

God bless Barack Obama. May Peace reign. In memory of Christopher Reeves.

1. “Wow. George W. Bush was so bad, the Norwegians gave Obama the Nobel Peace Prize just for being President,” tweeted “JoshFlaum.” 2. Rush Limbaugh needed an early Christmas present as he was running out of radio show content for his GOP audience of Obama cinics. Limbaugh said: “This is a bigger embarrassment than losing [...]

…  is  donating his $1.4 million prize to charity. Nice!

WATCH WHY MILEY CYRUS QUIT TWITTER

Posted: October 10, 2009 in Miley Cyrus
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She’s just made a video about it. Watch here.

1. KIM KARDASHIAN gives Afrikaan men an early Christmas in her bikini for FHM–[Horiwood's gift link blog spotlight goes to: RightCelebrity] 2. PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA gets awarded The Nobel Peace Prize 2009 while critics say he’s “still in diapers in his presidency.” A radical decision for a man managing two wars. “Peace’s potential is honored,” says Desmond [...]

Dina Lohan is doing way too much today! This from Dina about her daughter  Lindsay Lohan being criticized as creative director of the Ungaro fashion label, in the Paris fashion shows this week. Says Dina: “Leave Lindsay alone. Let her be a real 23-year-old. Let her grow, and let her artistic abilities flourish. Stop judging the Britneys and the [...]

Billy Ray  Cyrus was laugh out loud funny today, when he said to Miley Cyrus on his twitter: “The whole world is counting on you Miley.” They are! We are all counting her millions clock up to a billion before the tween super star turns 20. Go Miley Cyrus! It’s the country way, to put [...]

Star Magazine published that  Tori Spelling is 95lbs. Tori tweeted her retort that it’s all lies she’s 107lbs. Again, Star Magazine are found to be making up stories. They are the mag, that always says Brad Pitt is moving out of the castle in France, when Agelina Jolie and Brad Pitt hardly even live in it, [...]

THOUGHT FOR TODAY: LADY GAGA

Posted: October 9, 2009 in Lady Gaga
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If  you cry black tears of oil slicked war, will it make the monstrous sins of greed past melt away? Lady Gaga is so dramatique on the cover of her new album, The Fame Monster. Love it!

She’s the best! Kristen Stewart acts up for Allure Magazine. She’s the Lion tamer of the Young Hollywood fame game. Born and raised. You can’t beat a native  Californian at their own entertainment game. They’re very sweet and grounded. Often, they are the best people in LA you could ever meet. Kristen Stewart defines that [...]

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are expecting a baby boy say InTouch Weekly  as told by some secret squirrel, friend of the family source of the Kardashians that of course can never be revealed by name. (Yep! You know how it goes!!! There are wannabe leaches everywhere in LA telling tales that aren’t even theirs [...]

This one goes out to Lou Samuel, Seal and Heidi‘s new baby girl, born today, from the P.S 22 Chorus… because baby Lou Samuel is going to grow up to Run This Town.

Lou Samuel, was born at 1am, Friday morning with no complications in the great City of Angeles to proud parents Heidi Klum and Seal. “Welcome little angel into the world.” A supermodel who can sing perhaps? The future Beyonce of her generation could have just arrived. But… no pressure, she just needs to be a kid first. [...]

MARGE SIMPSON’S PLAYBOY COVER

Posted: October 9, 2009 in Uncategorized
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The Magazine cover everyone’s been waiting for…. AND… my favorite PlayBoy issue EVER! Marge Simpson is divinely sexy on the November, 2009 issue of Playboy. Animation, laughter, cartoon happiness is always good  during war time! All power  to Marge Simpson! She’s so tastefully shot as Hugh Hefner shows he does have a sense of humor today. What [...]

Alright, you asked for it… here’s more of Kim Kardashian for her FHM, South Africa shoot. Beach glamor done well. This girl knows her star power, her poses, her audience and…  her body clock. Let’s hope footballer Reggie Bush, proposes to Kimmie K soon–or, gaging from the heat-o-meter in Africa, a South African bloke just [...]

David Letterman wants to be Lady Gaga. I kid. The no pants, talk show host of Late Night TV, makes fun of himself and his misdemeanors in the TV Ratings game for Entertainment Weekly. Again, his wife Regina Lasko is a saint. This is definitely the magazine cover of the week in America.

True freedsom… is to willingly throw yourself  into a prescribed role by your community, for a set time in order to occupy it and know it; in order to evolve change, improve a situation for the oppressed, inspire new ideas, liberate and free others–Horiwood, October 9th, 2009. Or in these words… “and the Message of [...]

According to the scribes at the Merriam Webster dictionary, peace has its root meanings in the Latin word Pax (as in Pax Jolie-Pitt, of course!). Its origins, date back to the 12th Century–whether there was peace in the world before then makes you think, if there wasn’t  yet a word for it! Peace means these things: [...]

DAME ELIZABETH TAYLOR HEARTS HER IMPROVED TICKER

Posted: October 9, 2009 in Uncategorized
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Tweeting after heart surgery, Dame Elizabeth Taylor says: “Dear Friends, My heart procedure went off perfectly. It’s like having a brand new ticker. Thank you for your prayers and good wishes… I know they all helped. Love you, Elizabeth.” Liz Taylor’s fans really are her family. She’s such a sweetheart to tweet asap after surgery. [...]

Here’s Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner‘s new New Moon still. I swear, the Twilight Saga is the only film franchise in Hollywood history,  whose every  single frame, equates to a press release. Enjoy. [Native American Indian actors rock in Hollywood on Horiwood.Com... you know it! Image via Fangoria]

ALL THAT YOU HAVE IS YOUR SOUL

Posted: October 9, 2009 in Poetry
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by Tracey Chapman–for Sharon of Whakapara, from Hollywood today. x Lyrics follow: