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This one is for my West Hollywood Russian peeps in the 90046 zip code.

Well… while Amber Rose is still going through her baby celebrity steps, as a model turned A-List rating star who dates hip hop singer, Kanye West,, the real celebrities of America, won’t have a google ranking as high as she does, but gosh they know a lot about making the mullah.

Have you met: Norma Lerner,73, Randolph Lerner, 47, Nancy Lerner, 49, yet? Okay, well let me show you who they are. We can do that too on Horiwood.Com.  :)

Each hold the 396th spot equally as America’s most wealthiest people. They all live closeby to each other in Cleaveland Ohio.

Norma Lerner is the widow of Al Lerner (d. 2002), who made his dolleros creating credit card giant MBNA. The recession dropped the family’s stocks  40% over the last year driving their combined fortune down more than $1 billion. (And the 10% unemployed in America are whining… hello!!! it’s all all contextual!)

Al Lerner was born in Brooklyn to Russian immigrants (Like Hollywood’s Oscar-winning  Jack Nicholson once was too). Al didn’t do acting, but he sold furniture, invested earnings in Cleveland-area real estate. Eventually Al Lerner saw the light and purchased a controlling stake in Equitable Bancorp 1981. Later he merged it with Maryland National 1989;  which he eventually sold to Spank You America oops, I meant BofA. My much loved bank!

Norma’s son. “Randy” took control of Cleveland Browns, bought British soccer team Aston Villa.

And there you have it! These are the Lerners of America. What’s a mystery is why Norma’s 3rd child, isn’t ranked with Norma, Randy and Nancy. But I guess that’s a true Hollywood story of it’s own… or more an Ohio story.

Here’s a still of Jack Nicholson who as aforementioned is of Russian decent too like the Lerners are, in One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest.

By the way, the Lerner’s aren’t ‘real’ bilionaires this year, they are $120 million short between them, but given the recession and their financial losses this year, I’m rounding them up today to billionaire status, as on Horiwood.Com we are kind in recession. It’s always THE BEST way to be. :)