Archive for January, 2012

Okay, young Hollywood antics are bad enough, with Lindsay Lohan possibly facing jail time for breaching parole conditions of her DUI. But, Young London, really turned on the dramz too, when Prince Harry Windsor got his freak on and was seen out on the town in London. Harry’s pink boxers and pink fingernails raised eyebrows [...]

The  magazine, known as Life & Style is reporting that Drew Barrymore, is back in the arms of Justin Long, her boyfriend from eight months past. Apparently, the duo were canoodling at Bar Mamont, having sushi. Paging Phyllis of Chateau Marmont asap. Girl is this true?  Drew, Robert Pattinson’s crowd may not want you, but why not [...]

      Now that Bernie Madoff is going to be in klink for 150 years, Fed’s worry if Ruth Madoff is going to divorce him and be a cougar on the loose. Actually, the Feds are more concerned whether Ruth Maddoff, will try and skip the country with her $93 million that Madoff had [...]

Still trying to come to grips with how he could so get the numbers wrong for America and its economy over the last few years, Alan Greenspan has this to say: The housing bubble is a global problem and not just an American one. To read his, (actually interesting) findings go here: The Economist.

CORPORATE BAIL OUT VS BAIL BOND FOR CORPORATE CRIMINALS? “Whenever I hear the words “we need a government bail out” from America’s Corporate CEOs, I immediately think that what they should really be asking is, how much will it cost to post their bail bond.” –Sam Cruickshank, Horiwood.com A commentary on Corporate CEOs extraction at [...]

    It ‘s been a strange week. First we saw Bernie Madoff, a man with a personal fortune of  US$823 million, who still wasn’t happy and his wanna-be-a-billionaire complex, led him to defraud $US64.4 billion from investors. This earned Madoff a 150 year prison sentence. Comedian Jon Stuart, described the duration of Madoff’s sentence [...]

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is TU MAI Magazine. Shouting out from the City of Angels in Hollywood to the crew of an important indigenous peoples, lifestyle magazine in the world. Order your copy today  if you haven’t subscribed yet. Congratulations TU MAI for your highly successful Obama Celebration party in Wellington. I <3 the party pics pages. Tasty! Courage To Love, [...]

… and remind you, no matter what, things will be okay… if you Just Dance!   Luv her HONEST EYES beneath Gaga’s entertaining get up.

    Missing your fix of Presidential oxygen that can cut through the negativity of bad economy news? There’s nothing like Barack Obama’s words of hope to cheer us up! Let’s reflect on Mr ObamaMistic‘s optimistic words. So good! Do you have COURAGE to lead the world forward too? Of course you do!!! ….   

Um, yes…. America definitely chose the right family to lead America forward! Thank goodness.  America has finally learnt, that white aint always right in the White House! that’s the lesson and we love it! Black won’t always be right either, but its wonderful to see all Americans working together with change. The Palin family’s press [...]

Justice has been a long time coming for Daniel Smith and Anna Nicole Smith at the hand of that drug supplying, manipulating wannabe-nazi dude, Howard K Stern. Both lost their lives at the hand of Stern illegally supplied medical drugs. Daniel Smith and mom, Anna Nicole Smith – may your memory finally rest in peace. [...]

 Shocking, and a long time coming. If the truth be known, why did Daniel Smith, Anna Nicole’s son, die when he went to visit his mom in the Bahamas with Howard present, of a drug related incident in his hotel room. Oh doh! Howard Stern should really be getting done for murder actually! But still, [...]

Eat it up! Here’s America’s original American Idol, singing her hit My Life Would Suck Withouth You! Kelly’s weight gain sparked off rumors of, is Kelly pregnant. Whateva, good to see her loving life! Go girl. I love current AmIdol contestant, ADAM LAMBERT‘s enthusiastic response to Kelly’s performance at the 1:40 mark of the vid, as Adam [...]

In an effort to make Kelly Clarkson, seem a bit more “rock”, Blender magazine asked Kelly if she pees in the shower like most other rock stars. Kelly’s reply, was yes: “Anybody who says they don’t be in the shower, isn’t telling the truth.” And there you have it. Here’s Kelly’s Blender cover. Why does she look [...]

Perhaps the best PR, so far all year. Angelina Jolie is the best publicist in Hollywood. Although no one but Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise Brad Pitt and Angelina can afford to rationally have babies in a global recession these days; the rise of the celebrity baby phenomenon in the world, means that we all just [...]

On The Daily Show, John Stuart interveiwed Bernie Madoff about his 150 year prision sentence for Madoff’s $64.4 billion fraud. Apparently Madoff did not like Jon Stuart’s “Tortoise Pete” joke about the duration of his sentence. The interview went down like this on The Daily Show with Stuart, still interviewing aggressively in his new Jim Cramer mode [...]

  There’s a warrant to be issued for the Lindsay Lohan by the Beverly Hills Police department for violating her DUI parole terms. Her lawyer says its a “misunderstanding” and it will be cleared up on Monday. Lindsay is also involved in a lover’s spat, RIGHT NOW here in Hollywood. Oh dear! That girl loves [...]

Um, yea! Thanks France… not!  

Oh no! Octo-Mom’s iconography of being a symbol of ‘getting things you can’t afford’, the ugly side of American entitlement… has hit the world of couture. Here’s Octo-Mom’s lips getting a fashion commentary on the runways. Too funny!  

     Karl Lagerfeld is obviously disgusted by the fact that the cake is so FAT - Lainey Gossip

In his first month, Jimmy Fallon, has more  than gotten off to a good start in the late night talk TV shows ratings game. With a little bit of help from his friends like Cameron Diaz it’s not hard to see why. Letterman and Conan, look out. Check it out… CAMERON DIAZ’S DANCE OFF WITH JIMMY FALLON. [...]

She’s the # 11 ranked Celeb on Horiwood.Com this year, and we love Miss Tessa’s artistic and fashionista brilliance!   I love elongated bodies and forms. And unspoken relationships.  And you’re dumb to think that a circle has no sides –Miss Tessa, artist & fashionista Horiwood says: Nice! Work it out girl!

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Sent through to Horiwood.Com by APT. Thanks bra! This is too funny. YouTube star APT breaks it down with the Rihanna and Chris Brown debacle. I love the end, “Run, Rihanna Run!” And APT you are just too funny. Rock on! Here’s his video: 

David Letterman says that Michael Steele is giving the G.O.P a hip hop make over! Letterman’s top 10 address a percieved crises in the Republican party to get more relevant with younger voters who could help the GOP from becoming extinct. Too funny! Some of  the best TV this week! 

  US Treasury secretary Timothy Geithner was sent to pimp it out for America this week, to a meeting of world financial leaders and the world bank… here’s what he said:    ‘the global economy is in a “challenging period” and that the crisis is “still evolving”… ‘economic recovery in the United States depends on [...]