artist, fashionista model: Miss Tessa of New Zealand. photog: Nicole G, art direction: Fervant Artist poem: W H Arden Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the [...]
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MISS TESSA – FASHIONISTA WOLF’S BLOOD OF THE LAMB AT NEW MOON’S RISING
Posted: March 18, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: American Art, Art, Fashion, FASHIONISTA WOLF'S BLOOD OF THE LAMB AT NEW MOON'S RISING, Fervant Artist, Miss Tessa, New Moon, New Zealand, Nicole G, Photography, Poetry, W H Arden, Young America Emerges Through a Recession
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24 HOURS AGO NEW MOON’S KRISTEN STEWART WAS BACK IN LA
Posted: March 18, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: Hollywood Entertainment News, Kristen Stewart, Manners, New Moon, Paparazzi In Your Face, Twilight
She looks so weary, but what a sport to give two fans who drove all the way from Vegas to LA, an autograph outside her house. Hollywood’s a crazy town. Youv’e gotta give, give, give.. then give some more… but we love it! it makes you stronger and nicer with all of the opportunities to [...]
SELENA GOMEZ <3 DOGS – AN ANIMAL ACTIVIST EMERGES
Posted: March 18, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: Animal Awareness, Dogs, Puppies, Selena Gomez, Young America Emerges Through a Recession
Selena Gomez, doing age appropriate things to make the world a better place, jetted down to the Island of Puerto Rico to loan her celebrity to dogs and puppies in need of care. If you do it to the least of all creatures, you truly are on your way to being a bright light in [...]
For Micheál and Daniel Neeson ~ here’s Australia’s Guy Sebastian’s healing courage to help carry you through
Posted: March 18, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: Australia Gives Hope, Australia Spotlight, Daniel Neeson, Guy Sebastian, Liam Neeson, Michael Neeson, Natasha Richardson, Stevie Wonder
Horiwood.Com’s leading Aussie man, Guy Sebastian, the original Australian Idol winner, covers Stevie Wonder’s Falling In Love at the Sydney Opera House. Stunning. Dedicated to the Richardson-Neeson families tonight around Natasha Richardson’s hospital bedside. May Guy’s gift of healing in entertainment help you through this time as a family who have bought joy to other families [...]
Special Shout Out Tonight to Micheál Neeson & Daniel Neeson
Posted: March 18, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: Courage To Love, Daniel Neeson, Joely Richardson, Liam Neeson, Micheál Neeson, Natasha Richardson, Prayer, Vanessa Redgrave
May your hearts be strong at this difficult time. May God be the wings of motherly love to get you through this family trial let your faith wax [...]
NATASHA RICHARDSON MOVED TO ANOTHER HOSPITAL
Posted: March 18, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: Brookie 7, CelebsInNeedofPrayer, Chloe, Liam Neeson, Natasha Richardson, Prayer, Schilinder's List, Vanessa Redgrave
Poor Natasha Richarson. Poor Liam Neeson. Poor Vanessa Redgrave and family and closest friends. It’s reported that Natasha Richardson, who was hospitalized yesterday after a ski accident in Montreal Canada has been moved to another hospital. Natasha’s accident occurred while her Schindler’s List star (hey Brookie 7) husband Liam Neeson, was filming his new movie [...]
COUGAR TREAT – SEBASTIAN JONDEAU OF FRANCE
Posted: March 18, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: Cougar Treats, Cougars, France, Sebastian Jondeau
Frances perfect man, French model Sebastian Jondeau at sea.
ELLEN PIMPS OUT PORTIA DE ROSSI FOR RATINGS
Posted: March 18, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: Australia Spotlight, Dogs, Ellen, Ellen deGeneres, FunnyTV, Ghost, Hugh Jackman, John Cleese, Monty Python, Portia deRossi, The Color Purple, Whoopie Goldberg
In this age where political-feuds is kinda hot TV, Ellen deGeneres has taken to pimping out Portia deRossi on her TV show with ‘interviews’ for ratings. I kid. This is actually very sweet TV. It’s amazing how native born Australian Portia does not speak in an Aussie accent anymore, even when not acting. Now, that’s [...]
WISDOM’S BUFFET -TONY MORISSON
Posted: March 18, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: America Rises Above Recession, Toni Morrison, Wisdoms Buffet
Make a difference about something other than yourselves. Quotation of Toni Morrison To dine more at Wisdom’s Buffet with Toni Morrison, keep reading…
GREEDY PIG MADONNA IS CASHING IN WITH YET ANOTHER!!! GREATEST HITS ALBUM
Posted: March 18, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: AIG, Bail Out Vs Bail Bond, Cougars, G.O.P, Guy Oseary, Madonna, Madonna Greatest Hits, Momma Political Cougar, Nancy Pelosi, Rahm Emmanuel, Republicans
before she gets too old, cos we all know that 50 in Pop is cool & is the place to be… Pop Cougar Queen Madonna is said to be working on.. wait for it… a Greatest hits album. ALTHOUGH MADONNA HAS MADE MILLIONS REHASHING HER HITS ALREADY MANY TIMES OVER BEFORE… MADONNA IS GREEDIER [...]
STEFANI GERMANOTTA – UNDERNEATH LADY GAGA’S PLATINUM WIGS
Posted: March 18, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: Lady Gaga, Stefani Germanotts
She’s really an Italian American Brunette. I think Lady Gaga is taking the “Italian girls are covered in dark hair from head to toe thing” a little bit tooooooo seriously. Dontchathink? lol! Lady Gaga’s two favorite W words are Waxer & Wigmaker these days. Here she is with her darker real locks… still hot, still [...]
THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – TUES 3.17.09 PM
Posted: March 18, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: Amber Rose, America's Banking News, Bernie Madoff, BEYONCE, Britney Spears, Circus Tour, 작사 작사, JJimmy Kimmel, Kanye West, Lady Gaga, Liam Neeson, Natasha Richardson, Octo-Mom, Paris Hilton, Ruth Madoff, snuggie, Sorry Sorry, Super Junior, Vanessa Redgrave
While more mature women have more money than struggling up and comers in a global recession, the rise of the Cougar’s popularity is proving to be a hit on Horiwood.com. Asian super boy bands are rocking around the world too, and Lady Gaga dominates all music industry press.All power to ya Cougar ladies, your time [...]
LADY GAGA WORKS HARD FOR HER MONEY – THE “NO PANTS” SINGER REVEALS SHE WORKED IN A STRIP CLUB UNTIL SHE WAS 18
Posted: March 17, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: Amber Rose, BEYONCE, Kanye West, Lady Gaga, Music Industry News
Damn, these Italian Americans know how to roll out tough in a recession! You just have to love Lady Gaga’s fierce honesty. After all, she does have honest eyes. Perhaps shouting out to Kanye’s West’s new girlfriend, Amber Rose who saw Gaga in concert recently in LA, and who was once a stripper [...]
APPLE IPOD JAILBREAK FANS – WATCH THIS!
Posted: March 17, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: America Rise Above Recession, Apple, Apple Jailbreak, Bernie Madoff, ipod, Jailbreak, New Techologies
Here’s a helpful watch that let’s you know the hot features of Apple ipod’s updated jailbreak. Too cool how new technologieshelp you keep abreast of the world quicker, easier and more productively. Great to lift America above recession quciker if put to good use. Enjoy! And NO BERNIE MADOFF IS NOT ALLOED ONE OF THESE [...]
RETRO LENNY KRAVITZ – FLY AWAY FOR SOME RELAXATION
Posted: March 17, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: American Pop, Fly Away, Lenny Kravitz, Retro Fierceness, Travel, Young America Emerges Through a Recession, Zoe Kravitz
Retro Lenny Kravitz, dad of hottie fashinista, artist and budding singer/ actress, Zoe Kravitz, reminds us that planning a holiday and just getting away is good for the soul! Let’s fly away across the waters of gloabl recession! Rest up, so you can come back and do things smarter. Horiwood.Com interactive viewers, take care of [...]
REST BY THE RAPIDS OF RELAXATION – HUKA LODGE IS STUNNINGLY AFFORDABLE IN NEW ZEALAND
Posted: March 17, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: Get Away & Enjoy New Zealand, Global Playground, Huka Falls, Huka Lodge, New Zealand, NZParadise, Travel
With all of the stress from the global economic crises, here is a sure relaxing destination where you can rest, relax, reflect on nature at the Huka Falls’s Huka Lodge in New Zealand. Make sure, you plan a trip and get away to the beautiful global playground of New Zealand… at least once [...]
DJ AM WANTS TO SPIN A GOLD RECORD, TO THE TUNE OF $20 MILLION
Posted: March 17, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: DJ AM, E Online, Lindsay Lohan, Music Industry News, Samantha Ronson, Sue Happy Celebs
He’s a survivior ya’ll. DJ AM, Adam Goldstein, after surviving that horrendous plane crash last year with Blink-182′s drummer, Travis Barker, on September 19th is suing the plane company for $20million. Goldstein and Barker were the only two peeps that survived the plain wreckage. Goldstein has vowed never to fly again. E Online has [...]
KIM KARDASHIAN & REGGIE BUSH GET THEIR SEXY ON FOR GQ MAGAZINE
Posted: March 17, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: AIG, Andrew Cuomo, GQ, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, Reggie Bush
Reggie goes after the higher sports endorsements $ and Kim Kardashian… well, she’s pretending to help a brother out while she goes after ratings worldwide.She was America’s most googled celebrity in recent times because of her J-Lo factor. But more importantly, in light of today’s top news story, if Reggie Bush knows how [...]
AIG EXECS SUCK- BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS TRUST A C[U]OMO!!!
Posted: March 17, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: AIG, American Economy, Andrew Cuomo, Bail Out Vs Bail Bond, Global Recession, Perry Como, Perry Cuomo, You Can Always Trust a Cuomo
that’s darn right! :) Good luck to New York’s Attorney General, Andrew Cuomo in retrieving the $165 million payouts of AIG. Here’s the other American C[u]omo, singing live in Tokyo Japan his hit And I Love You So. Bring back the people who are not like AIG execs, who actually love their country. I <3 [...]
STEVE McQUEEN ON AIG: WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE
Posted: March 17, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: AIG, Bail Out Vs Bail Bond, Bon Jovi, Bounty Hunter Needed, Clint Eastwood, Dead Or Alive, Steve McQueen, Wanted Dead or Alive
1. Don’t you wish America was still a big Western movie still, then you could just post 105 WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE posters up, for 105 AIG bank robbers and let the American tax payer, help Sheriff Cuomo out and just go get ‘em and get that mullah back! 2. In 1958, when we weren’t [...]
CUOMO VS AIG – 105 MUG SHOTS OF AIG GANG-BANGERS (FOR $165 MIL) ARE STILL REQUIRED!!!
Posted: March 17, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: AIG, AIG GANG BANGERS, American Economy, Andrew Cuomo, Bail Out Vs Bail Bond, Global Recession, You Can Always Trust a Cuomo
I’m trying to stay positive on this one. So bear with me! Here are Horiwood.Com’s thoughts: 1. Don’t mess with a New York Italian, Attorney General Andrew Cuomo is all over this one, AIG! Be afraid, be very afraid! :) 2. Clearly, AIG execs thought that they were working for a lotteries board. They managed [...]
HORIWOOD ONLINE COMMUNITY’S TOP 40 FEB/MARCH
Posted: March 17, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: Adam Lambert, America Idol, America Rises Above Recession, America's Banking News, Ari Fleischer, BEYONCE, Billionaires, Britney Spears, Chris Brown, Chris Matthews, Courage To Love, Eduardo Verastegui, Guy Sebastian, Halle Berry, Horiwood, Horiwood Monthly Top 40, Jim Cramer, Jon Stuart, Kristen Stewart, Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Megan Corkery, Miley Cyrus, Miss Tessa, Nadya Suleman, NFL, Octo-Mom, Palm Tree Productions, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Prince Albert von Thurn und Taxis, Rihanna, Robert Ellis, Robert Pattinson, Ruth Madoff, Sam Cruickshank, Super Junior, Tina Davis, TU MAI Magazine, Vanessa Hudgens, Vivienne Westwood, Young America Emerges Through a Recession
And the winner is… Britney Spears, of course! HORIWOOD TOP 20 POSTS, LAST 4 WEEKS – 3.17.09 On Horiwood.Com this month, flashes of partial nudity during performance got Britney, Beyonce and Pamela Anderson into the upper top 40. Sensationalism sells fast. Perhaps, the most interesting fact on Horiwood.Com, is that politics are not what people [...]
NATASHA RICHARDSON IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION
Posted: March 17, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: Liam Neeson, Natasha Richardson, Prayer
While in Canada, actress Natasha Richardson had a ski accident. She is in a Montreal hospital with a traumatic brain injury and is in a critical condition. Natasha is the wife of Liam Neeson and the daughter of actress, Vanessa Redgrave. Liam Neeson, who was filming on the set of Chloe in Toronto, has left the [...]
MOMMA POLITICAL COUGAR PELOSI IS NOT HAPPY WITH AIG!
Posted: March 17, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: AIG, American Economy, Bail Out Vs Bail Bond, Cougars, Momma Political Cougar, Nancy Pelosi
The woman in Washington, we love, known on Horiwood.Com as the Political Cougar aka Nancy Pelossi was not happy with AIG today. Political Pelossi Cougar got all fierce and vowed to recover AIG’s bonuses. AIG, don’t upset Momma Cougar! She in hunting mode now and she gonna chew you up. To read her [...]
ZAC EFRON’S JESUS COMPLEX WITH AUSSIE COUGARS
Posted: March 17, 2009 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsTags: Australia Spotlight, Cougars, High School Musical, Jesus-Complex, Rove, Rove Live, Zac Efron
Wow! Zac Efron can make Cougar Cripples get up from their wheelchairs and walk just like Jesus did! I kid you not. In a recent interview with Australia’s leading funny man Rove, here’s what the Efron had to say: “There are a lot of young fans — they’re beautiful and they’re amazing — but it’s [...]
