Archive for January, 2012

Kia Ora Crystal Rachel, While your Uncle took a cigarette break from Hollywood blogging, two things happened. Outside Suru clothing store (a fun store) an abandoned bible lay open. Blowing in the wind, its pages were opened on the concrete pavement to these passages written by Moses. I share them with you on my blog, as [...]

This one for baby Ezra today – reigning baby of my family: On the science of faith: All I have seen teaches me to trust the creator for all I have not seen. On values, forgotten needing to be reclaimed: A man is usually more careful of his money than he is of his principles. On [...]

Y not? 1. Chocolate Milk: Kerre Woodham humor from Hollywood – Entertainment Capitol of The World. 2. Wonton Soup humor – New York in the Hollywood Haus 3. Sadie & Lawrin‘s Mother Daughter coffee date & celeb news, 1.22.11  4. Beyonce & Clint Eastwood – A star is born collaboration. 5. What Lady Gaga wants to [...]

Six Hollywood film directors bring Los Angeles industry town news hot Hollywood story this week, in the much sought after LA Times Calendar Section. The five lads and a bespectacled lassie are: “David Fincher, Ben Affleck, Tom Hooper, Darren Aronofsky, Lisa Cholodenko and Ethan Coen share a passion for filmmaking.” Well – we certainly hope [...]

The guy wearing the leather proud tee shirt opposite me at the Cafe today, with Larry King suspenders over the top (so not leather, whose he kidding) reminded me I haven’t done enough quirky blogging today. He has two iPhone telephones (1 to grind) and 1 for business. So sketchy. Or is that just called ‘organized’ [...]

[Photograph courtesy of AP] I get confused when I read newspapers in America. Two days ago, newspapers were saying the US is $14 Trillion in debt. Then you look at the Wall Street Journal who say ‘Obama will push for spending.’ It’s like – DC dementia aside, the average newspaper reader must ask – spending [...]

I saw this tee shirt today at Urban Outfitters and it made me laugh-out-loud. I don’t know whether it was the reference to The Hangover film franchises funny sense of humor – or, if it was because ‘Breeders are US’ is Hollywood’s big message in 2011 in all forms of entertainment. I do like that [...]

Spotted this weekend in Miami: Former President Bill Clinton for his cameo of The Hangover 2 sequel film. Sources report he was hanging out with Alex Rodriguez, Cameron Diaz and dancer Chad Ochocinco. [Photo credit - The Moderate Voice] ~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.23.11~

The Academy Awards nominations are announced Tuesday. Who will get nominated this year? Morning coffee talk in L.A today. ~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.23.11~

Beyonce Knowles teamed with hubby Jay-Z and Hollywood great, Clint Eastwood to subtly take two spots today in our top ten entertainment and celebrity news items today. Thanks for voting. Let’s keep it flowing. What a day. Read the blog. Thanks for contributing in every way. BTW: A real rock star would go wild for [...]

Military street chic is all the rage in Young Hollywood fashion stores right now. Something from the U.K is always put on top of it. This jacket is an example of that trend. It’s a little bit MJ meets Prince William Windsor. Or pop cultural monarchy meets Brit monarchistic symbols. My view of true monarchy [...]

There’s nothing like a Union Jack cushion, when a Hollywood star plays their ping pong right? Susan Sarandon is single and wants to mingle with ping pong paddle in hand. All that’s missing from this pic is a polar beer. (Jokes). [Image via Mickey K via Wireimage] ~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.22.11~

Neo Cubes and Toys R US: This Hollywood news post brought to you via Eddie, (pictured above) demonstrating the art of Neo Cubism. Although it was good to hit the shelves in 2008, The Neo Cube is the lastest craze to hit in L.A. It’s message is both scientific and a commentary on — whatever [...]

Writes To The Center blog: “CNN reports that first lady Michelle Obama is set to tape an interview with Oprah for her talk show, Friday, as a part of her effort to support military families. The show’s guests will include military families, Bob Woodward and Tom Brokaw. The episode airs January 27th. [FLOTUS is pictured above with [...]

If this magazine cover from Sports Illustrated won’t make your sporting blood excited heading into Super Bowl season, not much else will. The Jets and The Steelers! Woot! ~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.22.11~

Meet Milana, visiting Los Angeles this weekend from New York. Her name means beloved – and she’s shouting out from the West Coast here in Hollywood to her besties on the East Coast. She tells me, her message is: “LET THAT GIRL COOK!” lol! via Wonton Soup’s Lil B! New York is in the House [...]

MY “TOO EASY TARGET” FUNNY THOUGHT FOR TODAY – If Kiwi commentator/ radio jock/ MC Kerre Woodham was a media-muppet for some paper gangsta politicians, she would definitely be, Miss Piggy of The Muppet Show. Because of this ‘uber funny comment today’ from Kerre the lazy not-always-funny smart *ss Wodham’: “we know how Hone feels [...]

In Los Angeles, you meet the coolest people. Today I got flagged down by Kenmoria Wilson (a Mona Lisa Fashion Stylist) who is based at 360 Atelier Melrose. They’re the salon working late at night on celebrities weaves each day. The Rihanna neck stars tattooed on Kenmoria’s head are kinda poppin in a pop princess [...]

Sadie & Lawrin are in on our top celebrity news from Hollywood at this minute. Sadie is a budding screenwriter and her momma is a coffee buddy of mine in L.A. Lawrin is the director of the http://www.LAComedyFest.com. She works with a lot of talented stand up comics and funny filmmakers too. She’s a multi-tasking [...]

Lady Gaga gets paid $67 million a year to generate this kind of culture in the world depicted by this model, then being screen-printed onto black cotton. Is that a) a good thing, b) a bad thing, or, c) whatever – she’s just making bank in a capitalist nation. As 2 in every 10 of [...]

Photo caption – Brett’s Palm Tree – Melrose & Stanley. Yesterday, when getting cigarettes at Chevron that are so bad for you, a guy said to the Indian Chevron owner, “Did you know if Mother Teresa was still alive today, she’d be 100 f*cking years old.” Hearing this sentence strung together like that was so [...]

She said: I have a dilemma. It’s late and I really want this coffee, but I could be up all night if I do. He said: Drink half, or have a hot chocolate instead. She said: But I want it all though. That’s how they met. She an Orthodox, Hebrew and Yiddish speaking Jewess, studying [...]

Although every time the lovely Beyonce appears and performs it feels like a “Star is Born” moment for the American people, Deadline Hollywood reports that Warner Bros. has signed Clint Eastwood to remake the Star is Born film classic. Beyonce herself, will star in the Barbara Streisand role. ~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.21.11~

President Barack Obama thought President Hu Jin Tao‘s presence at dinner was so important, he wanted to look his best for the photos at the State dinner for China’s leader. POTUS even got out the hair dye so his look was a little more like Hu’s. Hollywood entertainment news today, as voted by you the [...]

My favorite MSNBC talk show host is going off air. The big news of the entertainment world today is this story from CNN: “After eight years together, MSNBC and Keith Olbermann are parting ways. A statement from NBC Universal revealed the move late Friday. “MSNBC and Keith Olbermann have ended their contract,” it read, “The [...]

I like Jimmy Fallon more than I do Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy F is more gracious, creative and talented as a talk show host of the USA. Both guys are funny fellas though of Late Night. Anyway, here’s Ryan Gossling with his ukelele via Hawaii, singing You Always Hurt The One You Love with Jimmy K. [...]

USA today notes that Hollywood is obsessed about ‘fables of a darker fare.’ In particular they note ‘familiar tales with more action, sensuality and wickedness.’ That and football sporting action take the front cover of USA Today. I could quite possibly be wrong, but my gut instinct tells me what the world needs from America [...]

The trailer for Scream 4 is out. Internet sensation, Hayden Panettiere has a starring role. Congrats Kevin Williamson. Snappy dialogue. Nice job. ~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.21.11~

Los Angeles is the only place, where you’ll step over a homeless person on your way into an Oscar’s party–Horiwood, a novel. This photograph with two familiar faces from 1958 – courtesy of Vanity Fair‘s collection. Oscars 2011 is coming up next month. It looks good this year. Will Annette or Natalie take the Oscar? [...]