I know Brad Pitt produces super hero movies these days (Kick Ass) in Hollywood, but honestly… it’s not like he’s Superman and can be in two or three places at once, one of those places on Jennifer Aniston’s ngutu-lips (yeah right!), so this cover story is a little bit silly today from InTouch Weekly. Made [...]
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HOW CAN BRAD PITT’S LIPS BE IN BOSNIA, EUROPE AND WITH JEN ANISTON TOO?
Posted: April 7, 2010 in Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Magazine CoversTags: Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Magazine Covers
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H.I.L.F – HORIWOOD HOLLYWOOD 2010
Posted: April 7, 2010 in Anna Paquin, hobbits, Horiwood Shout Outs, Maori, Megan Fox, New Zealand, True BloodTags: Anna Paquin, H.I.L.F, hobbits, Hori = Maori, Horiwood Shout Outs, Indigenous Thinking, Maori, Megan Fox, New Zealand, Pop Culture Commentary, Sir Peter Jackson, True Blood
Following on from our True Blood Season 3 posters theme today… here’s the new moniker for horis and horiwood.com fans. Introducing the H.I.L.F logo for Tribe Horiwood… for obvious reasons. We need some Hollywood-Kiwi pop culture that defines us–as spun off the back of a Kiwi Oscar winner and with a Maori infusion into the mix. [...]
KISS THE BRIDE: TORI SPELLING AND DEAN McDERMOTT CAN PLAN YOUR WEDDING
Posted: April 7, 2010 in Entertainment Celebrity NewsThis is some hot publicity from Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott today who tweeted these pics out to the twitterverse with an announcement that they can plan your wedding. The Hollywood Insider reports: ”Spelling announced news of her latest Oxygen show on her Twitter, writing: “[Our] new pilot ‘Tori & Dean: Weddings.’ My [party] planning skills [...]
HAS OPRAH GIVEN STEADMAN GRAHAM THE BOOT FOR GAYLE KING?
Posted: April 7, 2010 in Gayle King, Oprah WinfreyTags: Gayle King, Hot Chocloate: African American News on Horiwood.Com, Oprah Winfrey
No! But the National Enquirer are loving the idea that Oprah and Gayle are the mature black version of a tabloid Thelma & Louise fairytale. It reminds me of that little polite saying… “Oh, some of my best friends are…… “. Too funny! So I’m running it today. ~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.7.2010~
ACTRESS LA-NIECE JENKINS HAS ARRIVED IN HOLLYWOOD
Posted: April 7, 2010 in ActorsTags: Actors, Hollywood Today, Hot Chocloate: African American News on Horiwood.Com, La-Niece Jenkins, Real Faces Real People of LA
Hello Hollywood Casting Agents and my black brothas: New York girl La-Niece Jenkins is in the Hollywood Haus. Yes, La-Niece is now a Californian on her way to being a little superstar. Her bio follows: La-Niece (Jenkins) has appeared in various TV shows such as The Tyra Banks Show (Segment Model), Law & Order and [...]
HORI SANITY IN HOLLYWOOD LOOKS LIKE THIS
Posted: April 7, 2010 in Maori, West HollywoodTags: Cuisine of The World, Hori = Maori, Maori, West Hollywood
Yep. No Hollywood cook can stuff this Maori favorite dish up. Hori-licious kai. Sanity from nature’s pantry in a shell. These oysters are flown in from Boston each day to West Hollywood. I have to admit, they are on a par with New Zealand’s Pacific oysters varietal and also Santa Barbara farmed oysters here in sunny [...]
HUMOR: FOUR TRUE BLOOD SEASON 3 TEASER POSTERS ARE LOL!
Posted: April 7, 2010 in Anna Paquin, Horiwood Shout Outs, New Zealand, True BloodTags: Anna Paquin, Hori = Maori, Horiwood Shout Outs, Marketing & Branding, New Zealand, True Blood
Season 3 of True Blood that stars Oscar winning Kiwi Anna Paquin, is already off to a great start on the entertainment stakes. These three teaser posters depict what a great show True Blood is on HBO. Season 3′s premiere is set for June 13. The VILF poster is hilarious as the HBO hit [...]
IS JENNIFER ANISTON KNOCKED UP WITH GERARD BUTLER’S HIGHLANDER CHILD?
Posted: April 7, 2010 in Gerard Butler, Jennifer AnistonTags: Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston
OK! Magazine run this sensationalist headline today, that Jennifer Aniston has selected Gerard Butler to be her future baby daddy. The tabloid is very tacky. It’s like… let’s go shopping for a sperm donor from the exotic UK. Lol! Poor Jen Aniston. She does look a tonne happier since hanging out with the naughty Scotsman [...]
Tired of standing on her head to promote her boyfriend’s DJ gig, one day Lady Gaga decided to make her own records. Lol! [Image: Courtesy of Break] ~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.7.2010~
TWO TWEETS FROM JENNY McCARTHY AND JIM CAREY AS THEY SPLIT
Posted: April 7, 2010 in Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carey, Sandra Bullock, TwitterTags: Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carey, Sandra Bullock, Splitsville, Twitter
This is how to announce you’ve broken up in 140 characters or less on Twitter. Jim Carey and Jenny McCarthy have separated and have split. Subtext: Sandra Bullock get on with it, in 140 characters or less, not screeds and screeds of tabloid covers for attention-seeking purposes on the same topic. Love their sense of [...]
JEROME KAINO IS A RUGBY FOOTBALL STAR
Posted: April 7, 2010 in New Zealand, Rugby, Samoa, SportsTags: Jerome Kaino, New Zealand, New Zealand All Black, New Zealand All Blacks, Rugby, Samoa, Sports, Sports Horiwood
Meet Jerome Kaino, originally of Western Samoa. Jerome is a football star for the New Zealand All Blacks rugby football team. Says the team’s website of Jerome: “After playing at centre and fullback as a teenager, Jerome Kaino has developed into one of New Zealand’s most promising young loose forwards.” What a dude! Rugby football [...]
This from Arguilera’s website page today: “A Special Message From Christina Dear Fans, I have been hard at work over the last year or so preparing for this moment. As you know, I have just wrapped production on my first feature film, Burlesque, which will be in theaters this Thanksgiving. And I will finally be [...]
COLE GOFORTH CAN’T WEAR HIS LADY GAY GAY TEE SHIRT TO SCHOOL
Posted: April 7, 2010 in Gay, Lady Gaga, Tee ShirtsTags: Gay, Lady Gaga, Signs of the Times, Tee Shirts
Cole Goforth, a 15 year-old teen of White House, Tennesse, got sent home from high school for wearing his Lady Gay Gay tee shirt to school. The incident has sparked debate here in the US about whether Cole’s freedom of speech and expression rights (as well as human rights) are being breached. For the full [...]
THE HORIWOOD TOP TEN – TUE 5.6.2010
Posted: April 7, 2010 in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Entertainment Celebrity News, Entertainment News, Hollywood Entertainment News, Horiwood Top 10, Music Industry News, Terri Nunn, Tom Cruise, West HollywoodTags: Angelina Jolie, Bosnia, Brad Pitt, Entertainment News, Haka Bro, Hollywood Entertainment News, Horiwood Top 10, Live Music Artists, Music Industry News, Terri Nunn, Tom Cruise, West Hollywood
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are American leaders of the world in Bosnia. Here’s your Horiwood Top Ten. Thanks for your love and support worldwide, here in Hollywood. I feel you with me and… as always … You all humble me & take my breath away like the green energy beauty of a stunning New [...]
MIKE THE SITUATION SORRENTINO FOR MIAMI AND LAS VEGAS
Posted: April 7, 2010 in Elvis, Las Vegas, MiamiTags: Elvis, Jersey Shore, Las Vegas, Miami, Mike The Situation Sorrentino
… is in Miami to entertain. This post is especially for my Las Vegas people of Team Planet Hollywood–Las Vegas, who love Mike’s eyebrows on my blog. I See You! Imma gon’ say yo’ name from here in the Hollywood hood! Rock it out Las Vegas in the American tradition of Elvis styles to entertain. Viva [...]
For a second there I thought that this pic was of a poor man’s Christina Arguilera impersonator. But this is a pic of a reality TV star so I can be forgiven for thinking that I guess. Did anyone see Kate Gosselin dancing to Gaga‘s Paparazzi song last night on Dancing With The Stars? I [...]
NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN SUES MARC CHERRY FOR $20 MILLION
Posted: April 7, 2010 in Nicolette SheridanTags: Nicolette Sheridan
According to OK! Magazine, Nicolette Sheridan is suing Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry for “nothing short of abusive and appalling behavior” on the set of Desperate Housewives Um, okay! Girlfriend just made all of her DH castmates.. look pretty amazing, who all work with Cherry. Let’s so what happens with this story. Sherridan is known to [...]
POP CULTURE IS LIKE ORGASMIC JUNK FOOD: LADY GAGA FOR ROMANIA
Posted: April 7, 2010 in Lady Gaga, RomaniaTags: Lady Gaga, Pop Culture Commentary, Romania
Lady Gaga loves Romania. As she covers Cosmopolitan Magazine she reminds us of the words, “orgasm” and “junk food.” She’s looking a little like a McDonalds pin up girl in Romania on this cover… but we still love her! She’s fun!!! ~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 5.6.210~
ROBERT PATTINSON CAN FROWN
Posted: April 7, 2010 in Robert PattinsonTags: Robert Pattinson, Twilight. New Moon. Breaking Dawn. Eclipse
How fascinating that Robert Pattinson can bust a frown! Sandra Bullock‘s forehead can’t. Robert Pattinson is that real. Lol! [Image courtesy of Lainey Gossip] ~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 5.6.2010~
WELLINGTON CITY’S WELLYWOOD SIGN BATTLE WITH THE HOLLYWOOD CHAMBER OF COMMERCE
Posted: April 6, 2010 in 3D, Hollywood Entertainment News, Hollywood History, Maori, New Zealand, Wellington, World NewsTags: 3D, Hollywood Entertainment News, Hollywood History, Hollywood Today, Hollywood True Facts, Hori = Maori, Horiwood Film School, Maori, Maori Filmmaking, New Zealand, Pop Culture Commentary, Signs of the Times, Sir Peter Jackson, Welliewood, Wellington, Wellywood, World News
It is well with my soul–La Marachelle Booth Hollywood California–Wednesday 7th April 2010–What few people know about Wellington City New Zealand is that it is really the 3D special effects, movie-making capitol of the World. Home to Sir Peter Jackson, Wellington’s local nickname is Wellywood. The city wants to erect a Wellywood sign, as Wellington culture [...]
YOU ARE A LETTER OF LOVE: MOTHER THERESA ON BOSNIA 2010
Posted: April 6, 2010 in America, Human Rights, India, Love, Mother Theresa, West HollywoodTags: America, Angels, Bosnia, Human Rights, Humanitarian Angels on Horiwood.Com, India, Love, Mother Theresa, West Hollywood
“Each one of them is Jesus in disguise”–Mother Theresa Quote This is a Bosnia refugees post: Let’s go Horiwood Humanitarian Angels and The Worldwide Church called to give and be alms…. you know what do. Go HERE, here and here to make a big difference if you would like to in Bosnia. Thanking you. :) [...]
TRENDING BOSNIA HUMOR: ANGELINA JOLIE REALLY NEEDS TO SHARE HER JOKES WITH THE OTHER WOMAN
Posted: April 6, 2010 in Angelina Jolie, Life, Like A Prayer, Love, TrendsTags: Angelina Jolie, Bosnia, Life, Light, Like A Prayer, Love, Trends
~Being a loving and conscious global citizen is about sharing a smile with who really matters~ Angelina Jolie finds joy in bringing joy to the displaced people of the world. Here she is sharing a joke with the grey power set of Bosnia. What an image of the human spirit being shared… priceless! I was [...]
MUSIC ASPIRATIONS: JAMES AND KERI WALSH – A REAL HOLLYWOOD MARRIED COUPLE
Posted: April 6, 2010 in Music Industry News, Think GreenTags: James Walsh, Keri Walsh, Music Industry News, Real Faces Real People of LA, Think Green
“Exploding into View–is the latest song from Team Walsh, about volcanic activity due to gloabl warming, 2010″ This is a real couple post: Meet James and Keri Walsh. James is Canadian and Keri is American. Together they write music about “thinking green” and enjoying the carefree things about life while celebrating “the child within at [...]
SHATTERING: SANDRA BULLOCK SAYS THERE’S NO SEX TAPE
Posted: April 6, 2010 in Sandra BullockTags: Lesbians, Sandra Bullock
The actress known as Sandra Bullock finally has released a statement to media via her publicist. The statement ends Bullock’s apparent silence in her marriage fiasco post her Oscar win, back in February (yeah… it’s now April!). The actresses first statement (via Fox News) is: “There is no sex tape” (of her and Jesse James). [...]
ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT ARE IN BOSNIA
Posted: April 6, 2010 in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Human RightsTags: Angelina Jolie, Bosnia, Brad Pitt, Human Rights, Humanitarian Angels on Horiwood.Com
The couple who gives together, stays in love together. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie visit the displaced people of Bosnia. Video footage is here. With extra video links found here. What an amazing leadership duo of America! Using their platform is such a meaninful and incredible way in the world. Love them. They are the [...]
DONALD TRUMP PLAYS DEVIL’S ADVOCATE FOR SANDRA BULLOCK’S JESSE JAMES
Posted: April 6, 2010 in Donald Trump, Sandra BullockTags: Donald Trump, Jesse James, Sandra Bullock
Can the latest American Rocky of the bad husband porn industry, Jesse James still save his marriage to an alleged Oscar winner? The odds are stacked against Jesse James. Donald Trump is the latest celeb to throw his do into the ring, by playing James’ devil’s advocate–to keep Jesse’s tabloid show going. Says The Donald [...]
FRAGRANCE MARKETING: KIMORA LEE BARBIE
Posted: April 6, 2010 in Kimora Lee SimmonsTags: Kimora Lee Simmons
Here in Los Angeles, we love us some Kimora Lee Simmons because Asians are so missing from the American entertainment equation so much, that a star like Kimora Lee makes us go… right on girl! She’s very LA. But this little photoshopped number of Kimora rocking her new fragrance, Dare Me brings on a big case [...]
THE HORIWOOD TOP TEN – MON 4.6.2010
Posted: April 6, 2010 in Dance, Family Vs Fame, Hollywood Entertainment News, Hollywood History, Horiwood Top 10, Maori, Movie News, Music Industry News, Music Videos, New Zealand, Polynesian, Rugby, Sam Worthington, Samoa, SportsTags: Awesome Aussies, Dance, Family Vs Fame, Hollywood Entertainment News, Hollywood History, Hori = Maori, Horiwood Top 10, Maori, Movie News, Music Industry News, Music Videos, New Zealand, New Zealand All Black, New Zealand All Blacks, Polynesian, Richie McCaw, Rugby, Sam Worthington, Samoa, Sports
Rugby football is a great sport. Richie McCaw is the most decorated rugby star in the world this year. My nephew Jordan Samuel dances into Hollywood history today on his own steam at #8… And Sam Worthington is the 3D box office superstar in the world, pioneering the block buster 3D genre for Hollywood. Go Australia and [...]
REESE WITHERSPOON AT THE WHITE HOUSE FOR EASTER EGG ROLL
Posted: April 6, 2010 in Reese WitherspoonTags: Ava Elizabeth Phillippe, Deacon Reese Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon
Reese Witherspoon makes motherhood look so easy as she attends the White House Easter Egg roll with her and Ryan Phillippe‘s children: Deacon Reese Phillippe, 6, and Ava Elizabeth Phillippe, 10. [Image Alex Wong courtesy of Getty Images] ~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.6.2010~
