Obviously, this little device, The Comfort Wipe … is for people who never have sex. Ridiculous. It would appeal to the ultimate American over entitled princess. Paris Hilton you just know, has one of these in every bathroom in her house.
The Comfort Wipe would also appeal to anyone with extreme OCD. Which unfortunately is NOT Paris Hilton. :)
Ugh! lol!
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