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Madonna tells her horse she will feed it to the Malawi people as purebred sausages so that she can get Mercy James in return. Her horse reacts but Madonna’s meddling publicist, Liz Rozenberg blames the paparrazi for Madge’s fall. Guy Richie is so glad it’s the horses freakin turn to get his ex wife a new baby and more press! – people

In case he’s delusional, Kate Walsh, reads her ex-husband his current pedigree, by hosting the GLAAD awards in LA – just jared

Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhal try to defrump at Coachella. It doesn’t work – just jared

Uma Thurman wants t0 marry Elle MacPherson’s kicked to the curb guy – people

Tish Cyrus shows daughter Miley Cyrus where to sharpen her pop star tween kitty claws - jjjnr

Mel Gibson does a Diddy on Cassie and pimps on Russian singer, Oksana Grigorieva – people

Rihanna <3 Britney – just jared

Kristen Stewart digs dogs. Girl needs a big phat holiday, Beverly Hills Chihuahua style outta Hollywood- jjjnr

Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker, serve up a smashing wedding – people