FREAK IT! QUIRKY CELEBRITY GOSSIP LINX: 4.5.09

Celebrity Gossip is a national American past time of American cultural life. It’s also an art form.

Although magazine tabloids profit from the sport of celebrity gossip each week, it really is the American blogger, who does it best.

Here are two of Horiwood.Com’s gossip blogstar picks in Drunken Stepfather & Michael K with their hot gossip links. It’s American “get your freak on” humor, at its very best!

[please note, if you are under 18, get outta here! sexual connotations content may offend] … but these guys with their whack celebrity angles are so talented and hilarious!!! Don’t laugh too hard! You might need to go and see a taylor to have your sides stitched back together. Enjoy! :)

YOUNG & SUPER TALENTED – MICHAEL K’S GOSSIP LINKS:

Hugh Jackman’s wolf buns - Pink is the New Blog

Carlos Santana is my hero - Celebitchy

Kate gets to treat Jon like lukewarm caca for another season! - Popeater

Bite her! Bite her! BITE HER! - SAYOR

Expect to see these Tommy Davidson pictures in the back of your newspaper in an advertising for a gay singles chat line - FreddyO

Being delusional runs in the Hilton family - Holy Moly!

Robert Pattinson looking like a baby Twinkie - Socialite Life

Fuggie needs to trade in her 500 pairs of shoes for 1 paper bag - I’m Not Obsessed

Moe from The Three Stooges is looking sexy - ICYDK

This proves that vampires don’t shrivel up in salt water or the sun -Socialite Life

The “Over the Moon” Watch: Constance Marie edition - People

MiserAlba is racist against white foods! - Celebitchy

It sounds like Robbie Williams gave his girlfriend some kind of rare jungle STD - I’m Not Obsessed

K-Fat ate the kids - Pink is the New Blog

If Glenn Close ever got into a room with Carrot Top who would make it out in one piece? - HuffPo

And when I “think” about Lady CaCa, I can give myself the sh*ts - Holy Moly!

Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner just need to kiss and make out…. on a webcam so we can all see - ICYDK

This vagina prom dress would be so much better if it came with a purse made out of morning after pills - Best Week Ever

Demi Moore needs more people - Celebitchy

Hey, Brit Brit’s possum pussy has to eat too! Shiz, that was gross. - Pink is the New Blog

Star Jones still is still carrying around a 300lb beast: her ego - I’m Not Obsessed

Peter Chelsom should see a doctor for the brain disorder he obviously suffers from - Popeater

You know you want to toss Cloris Leachman’s salad - SOW

Hard shit face courtesy of Joss Stone - Holy Moly!

Christian Bale walks through Brentwood, doesn’t attack a b*tch - Socialite Life

Season of BABIES - ICYDK

 

DRUNK STEPFATHER LINKS:

If You’re Gonna the Weekend Alone, You May As Well Keep Your Hands Busy
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If Lily Allen and Lohan Wanted to Turn Heads, They Should Have At Least Made Out
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Well, a Porn Star Eating a Popsicle Certainly Made My Day Better
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Christina Milian’s Hottest Pics EVER
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Some Japanese 80’s Throwback Pranks That Are Great Cause Everything From Japan is Amazing
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Kally Monoco is Taking It All Off
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The Best Parkour Video I Have Ever Seen
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A Street Fighter Love Story
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Meet Kate J
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I Know Valentino is Supposed to Be Some Sort of Icon and All, But WTF is Up With Dude’s Face?
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On The Same Page, Sienna Miller is Lookin’All  Screw Up-ish Too
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Madonna Got Shut the Heck Down!!
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Victoria Beckham Panty Upskirt Throwback
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If Anybody Can COnvince Me to Recycle, It’s Jessica Stroup
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Rhianna is All Smiles
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Dina Lohan is Cougar Defined
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Megan Fox is Half Naked in DT Magazines
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Introducing Aimee Faith
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Julia is Babes
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Girls Get Out of Hand
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Cheerleader or Pornstar?
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I Must Be Losing My Mind, Cause These Jessica Simpson Bikini Pics Aren’t Making Me Wanna Barf
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Keeley Hawes Cleavage
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Horny in the Bathtub
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Demi Moore Saved Some B*tch From Killing Herself
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Adriana Lima’s Sexy Victoria’s Secret Swim 2009 Pictures
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Things Are Looking Up
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The Five Types of Girls You’ll Meet in a College Bar
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Deni and Iris Have a Special Kind of Friendship
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How About Some Emma Roberts
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Cop Laughs As Some Skanks Have a Cat Fight
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Elf Titties!
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Kristen Stewart is Whining Again
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The 6 Sweetest Rides in Cinematic History
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Cute Teen Josie
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BONUS!

The Bruno Trailer is Out…..
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ENDS

After reading this, you’ll want to go to church to balance out this craziness, right?!