Nadya Suleman does her best Angelina Jolie impersonation while grocery shopping, she's just like US! LOL!

Nadya Suleman does her best Angelina Jolie impersonation while grocery shopping, she's just like US! LOL!

 

Here’s THE 10 REASONS why Nadya Suleman (Octo-Mom)

should date Larry Birkhead:

1. Larry is the most experienced celebrity babby daddy on the dating market, in handling the ‘get your freak on’ crazy nature of a women hounded by paparazzi at surreal levels. 

2. Larry’s changed diapers before with his own daughter, Danielyn Smith. Like Lindsay Lohan, Larry needs a job. So this would be perfect for him! But let’s hope the meal ticket isn’t… Nadya gets pregnant to Larry Birkhead!

3. Larry likes women, who when they do press, don’t always make sense. Nadya Suleman’s logic is very similar to Anna Nicole Smith’s in an interview. There is none! And the irony is, no one cares! We can’t get enough of the crazy.

4. Daniel Lyn needs a brother and sister to play with, or 14. In a recession it would save on dolls.

5. Larry Birkhead is used to going out with a woman, who needs heavy meds. She probably wouldn’t  even notice if Larry popped some of her supplies to cope with her crazy. Larry kind of did hover around Britney Spears, when she went through her crazy patch, and Britney’s a heavily medicated famous, working mother too. It’s his thing! I kid.

6. Larry Birkhead’s father of the year title is up, and Octo-Mom’s situation, would certainly give Larry his crown back if Nadya Suleman would have Larry in her pap mix. 

7. Larry loves women who have a penchant for going under the knife and Nadya Suleman has that same ‘train-wrecked’ addiction to plastic surgery that Anna Nicole Smith had too. But Larry looks beneath it, and sees the heart. Aww!

8.  Octo-Mom’s extreme press coverage is like Birkhead-Viagra, and being recession friendly, Larry knows that Danielyn’s donated baby celeb wardrobe, would go to a good home, being handed down to Nadya Suleman’s octuplet girls. The clothes could get double press, and Larry Birkhead always looks after his sponsors well.

9.  Larry was last seen making out with a brunette, at The Rainbow Room club, and believe it or  not, Nadya  Suleman, can actually be prettier than her.

10. All jest aside, they’d actually be really sweet together, and everyone deserves someone who loves them without judging their freak factor! Do it Larry! Go on. ha ha.

I think Nadya Suleman is ready to be loved. It’s just… by who?

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